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hoodlander · 2 days ago

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I don’t want the world to know your name. I want it pressed to my lips in the dark — quiet, reverent — right after I make you shiver like only I know how.

#quotes #writing #utterly beautiful

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hoodlander · 3 days ago

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The way you moaned my name didn’t sound human. It sounded like a secret. Like a sin begging to be repeated in the dark. And I want to commit it again.

#quotes #gorgeous #writing

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hoodlander · 3 days ago

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lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This

#fandom #I love this aspect of fandom #it’s like: here friend I wrote you this porn pls enjoy #hear ye hear ye come get your dirty stories #fanfiction

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hoodlander · 3 days ago

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making a collection

#legit #butchlander #toxic old man yaoi

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hoodlander · 4 days ago

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to all my oyster hating friends have a gift ✨

#homelander #the boys tv #yummers

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hoodlander · 5 days ago

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☆ put this star into the inbox of your favorite blogs. it's time to spread positivity!!!! ☆☆☆☆☆☆ !!!!🥰🥰🥰

☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*)chu

You are the sweetest, thank you (∿°○°)∿ ︵ love

#asks

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hoodlander · 7 days ago

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he'll be a woman by the time i'm done with her

#yes #lol #them

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hoodlander · 7 days ago

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Creepy Butchlander :(

#aw yes get that voyeurism going #butchlander #video #also: butcher freckle appreciation

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hoodlander · 9 days ago

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AO3 LINK: Suburbia VIII - Vow Renewal

"I want a divorce." "And I need you to use your big boy words." John rolled his eyes and explained. He wanted to get married again, because fuck Kevin for having a better wedding than him. But the grass is not always greener.

#suburbia verse #butchers in suburbia #butchlander #butchlander fic #my fic #why can't i make the ao3 link happen properly? ;_;

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hoodlander · 9 days ago

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Girls get it done 👯‍♀️🧍‍♂️🇺🇸💪

#lol #truth #homelander #sister sage #victoria newman #the boys tv

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hoodlander · 10 days ago

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i know there’s more than this out there but it really is incredible that people will look at a fictional character someone else wrote and collectively say “I will write you a hundred happy endings.”

#damn right #fan fiction

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hoodlander · 11 days ago

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Nobody:

Billy butcher: 'omelanduh

#billy butcher #homelander is all he thinks about

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hoodlander · 11 days ago

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Is he a scary man covered in blood? Or is he my baby girl? Spot the difference

#yes

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hoodlander · 11 days ago

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Happy Father’s Day to Marvin Milk and Marvin Milk only.

#marvin milk #the boys mm #the boys tv #father’s day #to the best man butcher knows #our two world’s okayest dads need to step up for ryan

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hoodlander · 12 days ago

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Who needs therapy anyways…🤪

Homelander’s latest film is streaming on Vought + now!

#homelander #the boys tv #very nice

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hoodlander · 14 days ago

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Vought has collabed with Tamagotchi to create a brand new set of digital pets, featuring the members of The Seven!

Keep your own miniature Homelander in your pocket and take him with you wherever you go, but be sure to pay attention to him every 30 minutes! If you neglect your mini Homie, the real Homelander will be alerted to his counterpart's suffering and bulldoze his way through your door! 😂

#homelander #lol #tamavoughtchi #mini homelander #cute patoot #pocket monsters #the boys tv

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hoodlander · 15 days ago

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this parallel haunts my mind all the time and i love it

i love butchlander

#billy butcher #homelander #butchlander #look at them

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