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It’s me. Prettier, nicer me.

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fuck yeah male models *high fives*

Listen..... listen.

Male models are my life.

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DON'T POST COPYRIGHTED SONGS ON TUMBLR ANYMORE. STAFF IS DELETING BLOGS FOR IT.

please spread this around so it doesn’t get you like it got nosdrinker

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Black Excellence

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Jacob will always know everything he's the secret secret keeper at the station. He's no gossip--people tell him the facts and he usually just keeps them to himself or uses them to annoy the subjects of the secret in question aka Ruben. Which is funny because he has so much... stuff on Ruben, since bestfriendsies.

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hotkniife replied to your post:Jake will try to convince Ruben to give Luiz...

ruben hates jake.. so mcuh

"Why am I hated? It's your boyfriend, man!"

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Jake will try to convince Ruben to give Luiz blowjobs more often bc dude. Dude.

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"I am utmost amazing."

#jack: i am amazing

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ever since the Get to Bottom button from xkit got deleted, I have not known peace

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It's a fun family anecdote that Carrie Derane was really fucking gay in times where being really fucking gay wasn't nearly as accepted, but she didn't give a fuck. She got a partner and everyone is positive they were together until they died of old age.

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I think--I think, we're good for now.

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thanhpls replied to your post:instead of doing anything considered productive...

i read that as “are /they/ reproductive” and i choked on my water for a bit there

i definitely meant for you 2 do that

not choke

but

read it that way

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instead of doing anything considered productive i'm remaking the derane family tree page because boy

are they productive

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i'm like, probably never going to post him. maybe in 30 years, when he finally texts me back