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look at these text messages from my so called bff

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LITERALLY A MASTER PIECE CHECK OUT VEMZO

Hey! I haven’t really interacted with anyone on tumblr but thought I’d give it a go seeing as your requests are open :)

I would like love love a Jonathan x Reader fic pretty much of complete fluff where he and (afab reader? That’s just me but i really don’t mind what pronouns are used!) reader really love laying together, listening to songs, looking through photos he’s taken blah blah blah, basically just a really cute fluffy Fic heheh :)

No pressure about time!! Excited to see what you do if it happens but honestly no pressure :D

I love this request!!! It's so cute!!!

Pairing: Jonathan Byers x fem!reader

warnings/note: Fluff, reader calling Jonathan Jonny even tho he hates it, Reader and jonny being little sillies, y/n is used, reader gets mad at jonny for smoking bc she told him to stop, nancy and jonathan have been friends and weren't ever dating, food, marijuana mentioned/used, reader being a hypocrite and smoking, cussing, n that's it!!!

A/n: this is my first fic so it might suck. pls dont bully me :( and I might've gotten a little too carried away.. sorry lol

started: 05/07/23

finished: 05/21/23

Sorry it took so long and it's so short I was busy 😭

You were sitting on your bed, about to start on your homework when you heard a knock on the door. Your mom was out in the living room so she would probably get the door. A minute or two had passed and you were doing your math homework. "Y/N!!! your friend Jonathan is here!" your mom yelled. "COMING!!!" you yelled back. you ran down the stairs to see your little Jonny. "hi!" you said as you met Jonathan and your mom at the front door. "hi." Jonathan said back. Jonny was always a little awkward in front of your mom because the two of you were dating and she didn't know. your mom didn't really like your friends, Jonathan and argyle because she thought that Jonny was weird and she didn't like argyle because he always reeked of weed. "why are you here?" you asked Jonathan. " wait! sorry i didnt mean it like that, i just wanna know why you came here,"

"I just wanted to hang out," Jonathan said. "ok! but one sec i gotta get my shoes on" you said as you went to get your shoes. you put them on and told your mom you were going with Jonathan. you left the house and the two of you got into the back of your friend, Argyle"s van. "im gonna drop you dudes off at byers' place 'cause I gotta be at surfer boy right now" argyle said. "is he high?" you whispered to Jonathan. you asked him because the weed smell in the van was strobger than usual. then you noticed the smell was on jonny, like he smoked it too. " jonny..." you said as the both of you made eye contact.

"sorry! I was just stressed!" he defended. "stressed about what?" you asked. " a test..." jonathan confessed. " baby, you should've just called me. I would have helped you." you said, concerned. "Y/L/N, Byers, we're here." argyle announced. Jonathan and you left the van and walked to the byers' house. "Y/n!!!!" El shouted as she ran up to hug you. El was your best girl friend, since no other girls your age really liked you. But you were fine with being friends with El. You loved El like a sister. Will waved at you and smiled and you did the same back. "Hi y/n! How are you doing, sweetie?" Joyce asked. Joyce loved when you came over because Jonathan was always so happy around you and when you weren't around he'd talk about you non-stop. Will was annoyed while El would listen because she liked you too. (Not like that obviously 😭)

"good, how about you Mrs Byers?" You said "oh, will, El and I were going to rink-o-mania because El loves going there!" Joyce exclaimed. The three of them rushed out of the house leaving you and Jonny alone.

"do you wanna go to my room?" Jonathan asked "sure!"

For the next few hours you two were being little sillys

Right now, you two were looking at photos in his camera. "Wait, I remember that! That was when Nancy came to Lenora and we went swimming! That was fun.." you yelled out. "It was.." Jonathan said. he looked at you. "Jonny, what's wrong?" You asked. Then he bursted out laughing. "What?" You laughed too. "Nothing" he said as he tried calming himself down. "I just remembered something stupid you said" he finished saying. "Well I say a lot of stupid shit.." you added. "WAIT!" Jonathan yelled out as he left the room. So you did what he yelled. You waited for him to come back.

"look!" Jonathan came into the room and showed you a baggie of weed and cookie dough. "Jonathan, are you insane?! We're not doing that!" You yelled. "Because we're not?" Jonathan said.

The two of you were laying on the living room floor smoking a joint while waiting for the cookies to be done. "Dude, okay so you know how we're graduating this year, right?" You said. "yeah?" " And you and Nancy wanted to go to the same college to hang out and work together, or whatever??" "Y/N? What the fuck are you talking about?" Jonathan laughed. " It's just time goes by so fast, like yesterday we met and it was the beginning of school. And now we're gonna graduate." You said. You felt like you're mom when she would say 'they grow up so fast" and start tearing up. Then the oven went off and jonathan got out the cookies.

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Absolutely not

like gurll bffrrrr

Today’s outfit is very hippie!Reader coded and I had to share. Do we think Eddie and/or Argyle would approve?

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Telepatia - Kali Uchis

You know I'm just a flight away

If you want it, you can take a private plane

A kilometro estamos conectando

Y me prendes aunque no me estes tocando

You know I got a lot to say

All these voices in the background of my brain

Y me dicen todo lo que estas pansando

Me imagino lo que ya estas maquinando

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Family Reunion

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hello~~ me again! I was thinking what if I write the fics! and you wont have to!

OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH! I CANNOT WRITE THE SHIT YOU WANT IT IS SO FUCKING CONFUSING THANK YOU LOVE YOUXSGFXDHCGVHBJNBVYFCD

if you do post any everyone should go check you out! :)

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I think i should do more of these, they're fun! what songs should I do? I was thinking some songs from Melanie Martinez's new album, Portals :)

MoonLight - Kali Uchis

I Just wanna get high with my lover

Veo una muneca cuando miro en el espejo

kiss, kiss

looking dolly, I think I may go out tonight

I just wanna ride, get high in the moonlight

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ill be waiting!

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MoonLight - Kali Uchis

I Just wanna get high with my lover

Veo una muneca cuando miro en el espejo

kiss, kiss

looking dolly, I think I may go out tonight

I just wanna ride, get high in the moonlight

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Cigarettes

steve harrington x fem!reader

warnings: abuse, mentions of nsfw, your ex calling you a whore and a slut,

1:00 am

youre sitting on the sidewalk smoking a cigarette. no one's out just you. its cold out.

earlier - 9:00 pm

you and your boyfriend were fighting because you found out he had been cheating on you with your friend. "Matt, what the hell is wrong with you? you've been cheating on me with my best friend, FOR 10 MONTHS." you yelled at him. " yeah, but babe it was just a one time thing-" he whined "doesn't seem like it." i scoffed. "that was before she was pregnant" he yelled. "she wouldn't have gotten pregnant if you didn't fuck her" you mumbled. "WHAT WAS THAT SLUT? OH DON'T ACT LIKE YOU NEVER FUCKED SOMEONE WHILE WITH ME, AFTER ALL YOU ARE A WHORE"

I wrote this a bit ago, should I finish? also it is my first fic

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It's 4/20

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EXACTLY

PLEASE i need argyle x reader fics that aren't poly!jargyle x reader

jonathan creeps me out and i don't like him

weird looking dude

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JONATHAN BYERS MIKE WHEELIE HIVE LETS GO

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭

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April 24th is national r day :( stay safe

I'm gonna stay home bc I get r threats at school enough as it is.

So stay safe try not to leave home or whenever you are

April 24th is also Joe keerys birthday so yk let's celebrate that on the internet!

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Aww so cute

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I love Eduardo Franco so much

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Omg real

I have the kind of artists crisis that makes you want to quit everything, I'm still drawing because I don't have anything better to do but at the same time I don't wanna do it anymore.