housewivesoftheinternet

[housewivesoftheinternet]

I see dead people, and Dairy Queen. 

[housewivesoftheinternet]

Here's the skinny: I'm over Thicke.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

Get the Pinot ready. It's Turtle Time!

[housewivesoftheinternet]

Sprinkle some nutmeg over these hot buns.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

I'm over the Hills, but not over the hill.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

Everybody wants my 'tail. Teehee.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

Game. Set. Bitch.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

I'm making this face because I saw yours.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

You're gonna need a lot of Polyjuice Potion to look this hot.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

The fault isn't in our stars, it's in your outfit. 

[housewivesoftheinternet]

After one sip of whiskey, this Spoon's ready to fork.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

Life's only complicated if you make it that way.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

If you get in an elevator with me, you better not push my buttons.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

Boy drama? So Yesterday.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

We wear size 0, but our brand's number 1.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

Call me Queen Bee, or don't call me at all.

[housewivesoftheinternet]

On Wednesdays, I snort cocaine.