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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to
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someone stole my beloved block of ice and left behind a slick, cold puddle as a calling card. count your days soggy bandit
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i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"
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a sampling of some of my father’s home-baked pies
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i think i'm running out of ways to say "i wrote a fanfic" but i wrote a fanfic:
wanna hide from the nightmare you've been living
#ao3#fanfic#writing#wenclair#just once i would like to be able to insert a link the normal way...#but it wouldn't be tumblr if i could just do that i guess
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we need a name for the opposite of a blorbo. an anti-blorbo if you will. a character you’ve been forced to encounter in dashboard wilderness so often it's now anathema to your fandom instincts. not a blorbo but a "hell no not this fucker again"
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vampires will never hurt you hilarious song. someone get me to the doctor and someone call the nurse and someone buy me roses and someone burned the church we’re hanging out with corpses and driving in this hearse. like we’re just listing goth shit that rules
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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WHO IS READY FOR #SIUANRAINEWEEK????
DMs, replies, etc. are open - when do you all want it to happen? what daily themes are you interested in?
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People loooove complex characters until they’re women
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so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!
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sometimes…..fictional characters…….don’t need to name their children after dead people…….
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer season two finale would be so astonishingly powerful if David Boreanaz could. act. I’m sorry I’m sorry but guys. It’s still astonishingly powerful but Sarah Michelle Gellar is holding up the sky entirely on her own.
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