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this is so random, but im thinking abt adam preening michael's wings. as a bird lover. preening takes so much time and effort. and its a pain in the ass. it has to happen constantly. just like.

im thinking about the love that goes into learning how to preen wings that are made of grace. that are stored in a different dimension.

learning how to shape your hands to take away the pain and discomfort of appendages that were first ever created on this being. like. the time and the care that goes into preening is so much. its such a little domestic gesture of love i cant even

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thing im thinking abt now is john's reaction to midam. like we all know hes an abusive son of a bitch. an asshole. a homophobic asshole to boot.

and his normal son. the one who he didnt get into the life, the one he could pretend to be a fine, if not absent, father to. is now over 1200 years old, soul bonded to an angel, is being used as a vessel.

like. it would just be fucking catastrophic. like beyond catastrophic actually. he would probably be convinced adam is dead. be conviced michael is possessing him without their agreement. he'd think adam was tricked into this shit or had some fucked up stockholm syndrome. and adam is just sitting there like "0-0 you done yet"

10/10. peak comedy to me actually. i love seeing other people find midam fucked up. like theyre just guys !

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adam milligan is completely fluent in enochian. thats it that's the post

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So my wife and I have a little tradition where we read aloud to each other in the evenings, and our current pick is a cheesy fantasy romance because we wanted to reacquaint ourselves with how the heterosexuals are doing (spoiler: guys are y'all good?). As a result, I've been mulling a lot lately over some of the key tropes of the romance genre, and especially the particular way that the Big Damn Hero convention is formulated in romances, in a way that honestly was codified into the genre all the way back to Pride & Prejudice.

All this is to say that when you really think about it, Cas's constant I Have To Solve All These Problems All By Myself For Dean's Sake is like... the most romance hero bullshit in the fucking universe (said with utmost affection). Like he is out here absolutely smitten with Dean (and with no idea about it until a truly egregious amount of time into the series) and it drives him to behave with a degree of "even if my love is never returned I must do everything in my power to spare my beloved the pain of having to carry the weight of these troubles" that even Mr. Darcy would find a little excessive.

Except, because Cas is living in a horror-fantasy universe and not a fantasy romance universe, approximately 73% of his grand gestures of romantic devotion end up blowing up in his face in truly spectacular fashion and creating even worse problems because God is not interested in letting him change the genre.

It's a genuinely fascinating clash between character and genre in a way that I think is not appreciated enough for being exactly that. And part of why it grates on Dean so hard is because Dean is genre-savvy and knows exactly what genre they're living in and knows down to his bones that the only way they make it out is together. The romantic hero always saving him is appealing to a side of him that just desperately wants someone to take care of him for once, but Dean is also a pragmatist. They can only really handle the obstacles in their way if they work together, and Cas running off to slay the latest dragon of the month without telling him is incredibly romantic but it's also devastating for that exact reason.

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we gotta talk about this more!!!

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i would genuinely do anything for the lego batman sequel that got cancelled to be made

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i need you guys to understand and fully comprehend that dean and cas are 100% gossip wives. they shit talk all the time… when they’re on a case, when they’re bored, they even shit talked sam canonically in that one episode with his stupid cardigan. castiel is THE gossiper, and dean is the receiver of said gossip. their dynamic is beautiful.

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i love the domestication of angels in supernatural. adam was casually going on little dinner dates with the archangel michael. dean was making castiel watch his favorite movies. these are cosmic beings.

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can't convince me this isn't adam and michaels way of holding hands ..

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from the TV Insider interview bc I love Misha's facial expressions [x]

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itching over the last stop on lestat’s tour being new orleans

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if amc doesn’t capitalize on the lestat tour and doesn’t sell tour shirts and posters, fire everyone and hire only me istg

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i just know dean had the fattest crush on brad pitt when he watched thelma and louise

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big fan of the idea of spn announcing their doing a supernatural spin-off, slowly teasing it, hyping it up, just for it to be announced that it’s a michael and adam focused spin-off. and the entire fandom’s like “oh…” except for the maybe 201 people who are experiencing the happiest moment of their entire life

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dean fell fast, fell hard, and fell FIRST. and by god he was so embarrassed about it but what’s a guy to do when literal heaven sends you the man of your dreams? i just KNOW he spent that first night after meeting cas in the barn absolutely breathless - back at bobby’s laid out on a dilapidated couch for the night and trying so hard not to put his own hand over the tender, tingling mark on his shoulder…just to see how they compare. sometime in the hazy hour between two and three in the morning, he gives in and finds out the handprint is notably larger than his own. it’s still hot out despite how late in september it is, but dean can’t suppress the shiver that goes through him. the angel - castiel - still has him off-kilter, but he can’t stop himself from imagining what it would be like to feel those hands on him again - what it might be like to be touched with care and intent by a creature so powerful even demons flee before it.

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does anyone know if there’s already a thelma and louise destiel au or am i free to take that idea