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Homestuck as Shit My Friends Say
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#Rose says: Today on things that I misread my friends saying that end up with brilliant results.#tavros#nitram#homestuck#gif#image
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DAVE: i want to see the guys with no tops
ROSE: :o
DAVE: what
DAVE: wait no thats not what I mean and you know it
#the conversation was about spinning tops or something from memory#rose lalonde#dave strider#Rose says: I honestly don't remember what this conversation was actually about.#Rose says: I do know it genuinely didn't pertain to tops of the clothing or positional kind.
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TT: I think I may have gone a little overboard. I've written 21 poems for this class so far.
AC: :33 < oh hey that's my fafurite band!
#rose lalonde#nepeta leijon#Rose says: For those of you who don't understand I believe she is referencing the popular emo band 21 Pilots.
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TT: Honestly, I wouldn't mind a death by clown.
TA: ii would.
#rose lalonde#sollux captor#/ death mention#Rose says: I can think of many worse ways to go. Clowns are noble creatures and while non-aggressive I'd be honoured to die by their hand#Rose says: Sollux disagrees.
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AG: Yeah.
AG: Cool.
AG: Die in a hole.
#vriska serket#/ death mention#Rose says: I don't even remember what this was about. The only record I have of this is in a completely out of context screenshot.#Rose says: But it's from the friend I assigned Vriska to and it fits so into the queue it goes.
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TT: The only social issue that needs solving right now is my need for tissues.
AG: There are tissues right there on her desk!
TT: I know that, but she won't stop talking.
TT: I've been staring at them this entire time like a teen boy in heat stares at tiddies.
CA: you knoww its not a social issue unless there are twwo or more people invvolvved right
TT: The issue is between me and my nose, which I'm considering enough of a congregation to pass as a social issue.
TT: And in any case, my sniffing is sure to annoy every other person present.
TT: This is a serious issue, Eridan. Don't be so insensitive.
#rose lalonde#eridan ampora#vriska serket#Rose says: the exact quotes are edited a bit to be more in character but this is mostly how it went
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ROSE: Why does he look like Nic Cage?
Vriska: He has 8lue eyes and looks ugly.
ROSE: If only Nic Cage was real so that he could hear you say that about him.
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DAVE: arachnophobia
DAVE: thats a fear of spiders right
ROSE: It can also be a fear of clowns.
DAVE: what, really?
ROSE: Yes, if you're thinking about the right clowns.
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