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hockey player oliver smiling at you with blood all in his teeth

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man who refuses to put a label on your relationship but who gets insanely turned on when bad weather forces him to spend the night and you end up basically playing house

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blue lock requests PLEASEEE pour in i beg. i’ll write literally anything besides nsfw for any of the minors pls im so bored give me something…

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writing fluffy cutie patootie oliver aiku fluff because everyone n their mother wants to constantly write cheating angst😵‍💫

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how the mighty have fallen!

desc: fem!reader, whipped oliver aiku, reader has glasses + is short, NO ANGST!!!, this kinda sucks sorry

a/n: hey y'all... how y'all doing... i am so back (very briefly). please enjoy tf out of this self indulgent cutie patootie oliver fic cause i, for one, am sick of the angsty cheater. i wrote this in 15 minutes then slightly edited it. ignore any errors, thank u! (>o<). reblogs + comments appreciated <3

Oliver Aiku was not a man who avoided indulgence. Women, in particular, were his favorite thing to indulge in. So much so, it was near impossible to spot Oliver Aiku with the same woman more than once. Until, you. 

Your first appearance with the famed defender as mundane. Well mostly. Like his usual hook-ups, you were spotted sitting in his lap. Unlike his usual hook-ups, you were reading a book at the local bookstore. You didn’t seem to be paying attention to him. At most, he was your throne, gazing down at you with an adoring smile. Most of his women were party girls, pictured making out with his neck in a crowded nightclub or vying for his attention. The media described it as a one off, something he’d get bored of like always. But then, you were seen again. This time, getting a one on one soccer lesson. You even dressed the part, wearing one of his jerseys and all. A feat no other woman had reached. He was smiling so widely, anyone could see the crooked smile he carefully hid from cameras. The media was slightly baffled but maybe you were a particularly fantastic lay under that boring look of yours. Besides your comically large glasses, you were short and didn’t exactly look as glamorous as his usual type. By your third consecutive appearance, the media had declared the unbreakable bachelor taken. The question remained; who managed to chain down the Oliver Aiku?

It wasn’t hard to uncover details about you. You were as technologically savvy as a grandmother so your very public instagram was very quickly dissected by his critically nosy fangirls and his even nosier fanboys. Your enormous stack of books held up by a mysterious man with defined muscles, your adorable black cat with mischievous eyes looking at a pair of equally mischievous blue and green eyes, the other cup of coffee in your countless cafe dates, the lipstick print on a dimpled cheek. All of it pointed at one Oliver Aiku. One seemingly very domesticated Oliver Aiku. An Oliver Aiku that disappeared from the partying scene. An Oliver Aiku that closed off the trail of brokenhearted women that seemed to follow him everywhere he went. It almost instantly turned into a debate. One that kept the internet quite entertained. What kept him around? Maybe you were in fact a fantastic lay. Maybe you were paying him. Maybe you were his beard. That theory was particularly prayed upon by his dedicated fanboys on Twitter. Despite all the theories, the answer was simple. Oliver Aiku was in love. Every moment he spent in your presence was a moment he wished he could erase his checkered history. Every pair of lips that touched his, every body that laid under him, every ear he whispered sweet nothings into. All of it could fall away, leaving him utterly vulnerable to the reality of his near destructive desires so long as you stood there with him. Holding him, keeping him together.

As the months passed, that’s how it remained. Kisses and winks sent off to the VIP section of the crowd, directed at the girl in the Aiku jersey. A bashful smile and the word girlfriend dropped during a post game interview. The flash of a silver band sitting on his ring finger. A written letter announcing the happiest day of his life, coupled with a photo of a couple kissing under a veil. Another one announcing an even happier day, complete with two joint hands and the tiny leg of a little baby. Oliver Aiku, the playboy was no more. His fans now knew him as the whipped husband of the famed Mrs. Aiku and the overly enthusiastic (and often embarrassing) father of the Aiku children. After shedding the image of his party boy persona, Aiku found an entirely new happiness. One that couldn’t be found in an empty bottle or in the arms of a faceless woman. One that could only be found in the warmth of your shared bed, surrounded by three tiny children with his laugh and your hair insisting on a sleepover.

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writing fluffy cutie patootie oliver aiku fluff because everyone n their mother wants to constantly write cheating angst😵‍💫

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it’s probably cause jjk is current n naruto is a bit older but FAWKKKK where are the fics yall

this is definitely not a shared experience but it’s crazy the difference in the amount of fics for naruto (any character in general) versus jjk.

like im SCOURING the internet for naruto character fics and my feed is FLOODED with jjk fics.

i’m not complaining, i love jjk, but NARUTO FANS PLS FEED ME

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smau masterlist

〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰〰・♡・〰

〰・♡・You hide an injury from them

〰・♡・Your tampon string broke

〰・♡・Not taking care of yourself

〰・♡・Sudden compliments

〰・♡・“Would you still love me if I was a curse”

〰・♡・A moment of jealousy

〰・♡・0.5 pictures

〰・♡・Jealous of plushies

〰・♡・Missing you while away

〰・♡・Suddenly jumping on them

〰・♡・They’re feeling self-conscious

〰・♡・Booping their nose

〰・♡・Sharing the work drama

〰・♡・Thirst comments about them

-> — (pt. 2)

〰・♡・Calling repeatedly until they’re annoyed

〰・♡・Biting them

〰・♡・Secret gift giving

〰・♡・Just my type

-> — (pt. 2)

〰・♡・Can’t sleep

〰・♡・Untold adoration

〰・♡・Accidental confession

〰・♡・Gas in their diesel engine

〰・♡・Recently lost a loved one

〰・♡・ You get stood up (pre-relationship)

〰・♡・ They accidentally hurt you

-> — (pt. 2)

〰・♡・ Feeling insecure

〰・♡・ $400 “Premium air” prank

〰・♡・ Too hot to cuddle

〰・♡・ Passing out

〰・♡・ The day after your first kiss

〰・♡・ Taking pictures while they/you are sleeping

〰・♡・ Them getting jealous of movers

〰・♡・ Overwhelmed with school

〰・♡・ Apologizing after calling you a name

〰・♡・Asking them to kill a bug

〰・♡・ They hear you raging at a game

〰・♡・“I need you”

〰・♡・ Your family forgot your birthday

〰・♡・ Megumi boyfriend texts

〰・♡・ Scared of the dark

〰・♡・ Going out without them

〰・♡・ You quit your job prank

〰・♡・ They call you another name

〰・♡・ First impressions

〰・♡・ Stomach ache

〰・♡・You flinch *pre-relationship*

〰・♡・Someone disrespects you in public

〰・♡・You flirt with them

〰・♡・ Someone else sends you flowers

〰・♡・ You drop a toxic friend

〰・♡・ Texts when you’re sick

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You asked, and you shall receive 😌.

(Twitter saw this first.)

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nanami is the type of man to stop what he’s doing and turn to you with tender eyes and a soft look on his face when you’re grumpy n clearly trying to pick a fight by focusing on something stupid and inconsequential (he moved your face wash to the other side of the sink). he’d ask you what he can do to make you feel better because he’s above petty fight with the love of his life. when you start ranting about your face wash, he quickly realizes you just really need a hug from your sweet boyfriend and your brain to just shut up and he’s happy to just hold you and mumble love and praises in your hair as he rubs small circles on your back :(

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Apparently Miles is a JJK fan (in the comics)

If you put these two in a room together I think the result would be adorable 🥺

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hello everyone. i’ve ghosted, i’ll be fr. school n work n life in general was beating my ass BUT! i have discovered the beauty that is satoru gojo and i have found meaning so. enjoy loser satoru who is so stupidly in love with you<3

summary: total loser satoru, fem reader, not very nsfw; literally a line or two, just very cute stuff imo

loser!satoru who is the strongest in everyone’s eyes but can’t help being a total dork in your presence

loser!satoru who literally stutters when he speaks to you for the first time after being paired together for a project

loser!satoru who loses his train of thought when you turn your eyes on him

loser!satoru who follows you around like a lovesick puppy, happy to be led as long as it’s you doing the leading

loser!satoru who’s too embarrassed to ask you to be his girlfriend even though hes already planned the wedding n picked baby names in his head

loser!satoru who nearly faints when you call him your boyfriend with a cheeky grin

loser!satoru who misses your lips the very first time he tries to kiss you (bro kissed the space between your nose n your upper lip)

loser!satoru who gets hard every time you tenderly cup his cheek while you kiss him

loser!satoru who’s excused himself one too many times to take care of the issue in his pants before you could tease him about getting worked up over a few kisses

loser!satoru who nearly worships your body the very first time he sees you in full

loser!satoru who is so drunk on every aspect of you

loser!satoru who spills praises from his lips while you work him with your mouth, nearly crying from how full his heart (and balls) is.

loser!satoru who sobs the entirety of his proposal to you, so scared you’ll say no

loser!satoru who sobs the entirety of his vows (and yours)

loser!satoru who is so so proud to be yours and yours only

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I think the reason why Naruto fans get so passionate and upset about the series is because of how real it can be. Naruto isn’t about paragon heroes outdoing dastardly villains. It’s about human beings fighting tooth and nail to survive in a world surrounded by death. It’s about broken systems made and perpetuated by broken people.

The Hyuga clan isn’t just antagonistic or pretentious, they practice slavery.

The Uchiha clan weren’t just killed by some raging psychopath, they were systematically massacred.

Itachi isn’t just cruel to Sasuke because he’s a bad brother, he’s cruel because he’d been told time and time again that you can only survive by being cruel and he wants nothing more than for Sasuke to survive.

Nagato isn’t trying to take over the world just for the sake of power, he’s trying to take over the world because it beat him down to the point of believing that the only chance at peace there is is the world being forced into compliance through fear.

Iruka isn’t hard on Naruto just because he’s a strict teacher, he’s hard on Naruto because he knows from experience how unforgiving the world is towards orphans.

Kakashi isn’t just some silly and slightly lazy teacher, he’s a contract killer still grieving his loved ones and struggling to do better without knowing how he’s supposed to.

Sakura isn’t just a fangirl, she’s a normal girl in a very dangerous and abnormal world constantly being made to choose between what she’s supposed to do and what she feels.

Sasuke isn’t just some edgelord, he’s a survivor who lost everything then gets repeatedly told that he has to choose between keeping what he’s gained and doing better than his brother.

Naruto isn’t just trying to be the best Hokage there ever was, he’s trying to prove his worth to a society that abandoned him just for existing and, in a way, confirm his worth to himself.

The Naruto story is about humans trying to force themselves into the role of weapons because that’s what they were told they had to be. It’s a story where everyone is a perpetrator but no one is trying to do wrong. It’s a story where everyone is a victim but no one is a perfect victim.

The world and the characters aren’t simple and trying to simplify them only takes away from them. So of course we get passionate about showing off all the reasons why they shouldn’t be simplified and all of the ways they’re complicated. Of course we get upset when we see others simplifying them or selling certain aspects of their characters short. Of course we get upset when the series itself simplifies them. Of course we get upset when the series chooses to abandon them. Because it not only feels like the characters are giving up, it feels like the series is betraying anyone who chose to get invested in its complexities.

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AHHH SO CUTE

ice cream ˖ ࣪⭑

a/n: fluff, no gendered terms, jean is sick & tired but also in love ♡ been so obsessed w aot lately, had to try my hand at writing for my fav

everything about you baffles jean. really! he's never met anyone quite like you. or quite as stupid, he thinks.

"it's not bare, moron, it's bear. bare means naked." jean corrects.

"well bear is also an animal so i guess we're both wrong!"

"for the last time, it doesn't mean bear the animal in this context, oh my god!"

jean has had it up to here with you. you two have been partnered up for a project in english class, and if it weren't for the threat of receiving a bad grade, he would've given up on you hours ago. to be honest, he really only has himself to blame.

jean, always one to look for the easy way out, thought that since you were pretty nerdy looking, partnering up with you would get him an easy A for the assignment. turns out behind those glasses, there's not much going on up there.

"let's ask Mr. Ackerman, and if i'm right you have to go and buy me ice cream after school," you said.

"and if i'm right?"

"i'll do anything you ask."

"anything?"

"well when you put it that way, it kinda scares me, but sure. anything."

as you stood up to get your teachers attention, jean thought to himself. you might be loud and wrong, but my god, were you cute. you were so excited to be proven right and get your sweet ice cream. if this was all it took to get you this worked up, jean would disagree with you more often.

you walked back to him with a defeated look on your face. "mr. ackerman says i'm wrong, i suppose."

"ha! i knew it!" jean says, sticking his tongue out at you.

"don't piss me off, jean. what did you want me to do for you?"

"hmm. how about some ice cream?"

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i’ve had a shikatema fic in my drafts since i kid you not july 2022 n im wondering if i should post it😭 the premise is that naruto calls shikamaru at 3 am to say “hey shikamaru lee got his ass beat by some kid n you need to come over here” n shikamaru is like “ughhhh i hate it here omg everything sucks” n then he sees temari n even tho he’s kinda scared of her he’s kinda like “wait😏” a little.

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Cocoon

TW : Character Death ⚠️

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drawing Sai every day for a year: day 4 - from one anemic to another

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