Parker, 27, I've been on tumblr since 2012. queer, not a terf, she/her. I'm bad at tagging but you'll see a lot of Disco Elysium. PFP done by @petpetparkofficial
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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
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Burton "Gus" Guster. Character of all time. His middle name should be "Yes And". He is ride or die but he will kvetch about it. He is literally screaming crying throwing up. He's divorced. He has strong opinions about Pluto. He almost joined a cult. He claims his bestie on his taxes. He can tap dance and sing like a pro. He blogs about marine animals. He has so many niche interests. His bestie had to blackmail his boss to allow him to continue running around solving crime. He accurately deciphered the text message "binshot not lol". He went undercover as a model. He's not over losing the spelling bee as a child. He owns a shirt advertising cold sore medicine. He drove a stolen car to San Francisco to be with his bestie and only turned around 12 times. He's a sympathetic crier.
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every time i hear someone call mia fey a milf i lose two years of my lifespan.
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welcome to the wiktionary list of old english surnames we got
● sound of shooting a boba pearl through a straw
● bird noises
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● audio of a flogging
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I've been so excited for this opportunity and move that ive been letting out my full, unfiltered smile and I saw a picture of it just now and By God
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FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious
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Collab with the lovely @the-introducer and @melo-rockets
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A craftsman absentmindedly testing the range of a new tool.
(I hope it isn’t considered tacky to illustrate your own fanfic).
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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