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Ordering McDonlds on a food delivery app should be concidered self harm and get you callback from a mental health charity like MIND

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Who do i need to kill to get the clothing industry to start making mens footware as bright and colourful as womens?!

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The internet has become a dystopian landslape.

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[video by emersonbrophy. caption: no celery was wasted in the making of this video (very sick of ants on a log)]

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Reblogging so I don't lose this post!

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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And yet I still can't stomach the flavour of Brussel sprouts but love the others I've tasted.

sometimes I think about how brussel sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, cauliflower, kale, collard greens, savoy cabbage, kohlrabi, and gai lan are all the same species, and i understand why biologists are constantly furious about taxonomy

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i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

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You brought this on yourself.

dm me if you want ringworm

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Thank you!

its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

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Making a beef stew, from scratch, for the woman I love.

The beef has been browned, the carrots, onions, and leek have been diced and added to the pan along side the tomato paste, garlic, red wine and Worcestershire sauce.

As it's being brought to a rolling simmer my lady comes up, sticks her head over the pan, and delivers her compliment; "It smells like a McDonald's cheese burger"

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Do try-hards know how much the ruin games for those playing for fun?

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What the fuck Netflix?!

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Maybe with a random sandwich based on a dice or percentage roll. Rolling a 1 with a D20 isn't a fail for the purpose of this roll, just a selection.

a DnD item that should exist:

the Brown Bag of Plenty

The Brown Bag of Plenty looks like an ordinary brown paper sack lunch. Once per day, a PC may use it to provide a healthy and nutritious lunch to each member of the party. All lunches consist of the following (with substitutions for allergies and other dietary restrictions):

One peanut butter (or other nut butter in case of allergy) and jelly sandwich on wheat bread. Type of jam is randomized, with grape and strawberry most common. Sandwich will be cut diagonally.

One juice box, also randomized.

One bunch green grapes

One packet carrot sticks

One packet crunchy snack food (most commonly potato chips, but flavors are randomized and other types of chips, crackers, veggie puffs, popcorn, etc are also possible)

One packet cookies (most commonly chocolate chip or Oreo-like sandwich cookie)

Eating a lunch from the Brown Bag of Plenty will restore 1d6 hit points for each item consumed. This effect will not take place unless the fresh fruit and vegetables are eaten — i.e., eating the cookies alone will have no effect, but after eating the grapes and carrot sticks 3d6 hit points may be restored.

If the PC enters a body of water within 45 minutes of consuming a lunch from the Brown Bag of Plenty, they will lose 1d6 hit points for each item consumed.

In addition to providing 1 healthy lunch per character per day, the Brown Bag of Plenty will also dispense orange slices (2 per PC) after combat, with the same 1d6 effect as its lunches.

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Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues

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All aboard the Gayroller 2000™!!

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain