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“Don’t take this the wrong way your ladyship, but I assumed the goddess of Love would look a lot more different. Maybe younger, prettier, and have a bit more of a jealous tendency than… This.” A man gestured to all of me. 

“Honey, I see the confusion. People don't know many of the gods/goddesses and their correct labels. You are talking about my daughter, the goddess of Passion, Romance, and Desire Vanessa. I’m Aphrodite the goddess of love.” I grabbed the plate of chocolate chip cookies and offered the man one. “Do you have any allergies? I need to know before I cook you a meal.”

“No no. No allergies, your ladyship.” The man says all too kindly. “Don’t take this the wrong way your ladyship, but I just don’t believe the goddess of Love would be in the form of a grandma.” 

Ugh. Men. Stupid arrogant men. “Honey, not all love is romantic.” I responded politely. “Platonic and family love is just as important.” I say. He doesn’t look convinced. “Also I chose the form of an old respectful wise woman because true love lasts forever and ever, unlike moments of temporary passion. Now have a cookie.” 

Unsure and without much confidence he takes a cookie. “Thanks.” He takes a bite.

“Good boy. You need to eat so you don’t pass out.” I say gently. “Do you wish for something to drink young sir?”

“No. No. I actually came looking for your help. There is a romance I need to be sparked again or war will rage on. The romance between the King and Queen.” He kneels before her. “Please fix it. I’ll pay any price.”

“I thought the goddess of love would look…different.” The wrinkled old woman waved a dismissive hand, leaned closer, and smiled. “You are thinking of my daughter, the goddess of passion and romance. Dearie, I am the goddess of LOVE.”

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Fairy Tail X Percy Jackson Crossover

I want to write a Percy Jackson and Fairy Tail crossover. Who do think would be the greek god parents of fairy tail characters?

Lucy

Natsu

Gray

Erza

Wendy

Mirajane (Lisanna + Elfman)

Evergreen

Bickslow

Laxus

Freed

Levy

Gajeel

Cana

Sting

Rogue

Yukino

Minerva

Chelia

Juvia

Jellal

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Made a little meme :) 🏳️‍⚧️

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I Need Help

I want to come out as Trans FTM to my parents on my birthday, but I am not sure how I can do it since I don't have a lot of money and I want to be creative with it. Does anyone have any ideas? Please let me know.

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Me and My Friend Wrote Some Fanfic

My friend and I wrote some Sam and Colby fanfic together. So I hope you like it. It's where we meet Sam and Colby. Names have been changed a bit.

Adventures Of Jay and Natsu 

Also Sam and Colby 

By Humans - we think 

We go to The Hospital of Nuns with our star Jimmy (ouija board). Cameras are set up recording our experience. We want to show the world what it might look like if we get possessed by demons. We start with Jimmy and he lets us become friends with the ghosty bois. Jimmy’s normally a grumpy man, but he allows us to hang with him and his new friends. We were so focused on the conversation with Jimmy that we didn’t notice people were coming inside. At least not until the candles blew out. When the candles blew out, we stood up and looked around. The room had gotten colder and we could see our breaths as fog as we breathed heavily. There was a loud crash and Butterzilla fell over onto the ground. Then there comes Sam and Colby (Aka some of their favorite youtubers - the best). One of them was holding a camera, and we figured it out quickly. Jay nearly faints at the sight of her favorite Youtubers being right in front of her. They asked why we were here and let alone the fact that it was just the two of us. 

“We are making a video about getting Possessed by demons.” Natsu says as Jay tries to hide that she is fangirling (failing miserably). 

“Maybe it’s not a good idea to get possessed, especially by demons.” Colby states. 

“Wait, it's not?” We asked. “We thought it was a good idea.” 

They looked at each other and looked at us in disbelief. They were very concerned for our well being. “Why would you think that’s a good idea?” 

“How is it not?” 

“It’s never a good idea.” 

“Please state your evidence that it’s a bad idea.” 

“Attachments, you could die, The demon can possess your body forever, and you might go to jail forever because it kills people.” 

“All I see is reasons to get possessed.” 

Natsu realizes something, “Wait we are still recording! Or did our camera shut off?” They went to check on the camera which was still recording. “Whew. It’s still recording. Wanna play with Jimmy?” 

“Who is Jimmy?” Sam asks. 

“Jimmy is my ouija board. Don’t ask….” Jay said. 

“Jay and Sam could be friends. They both have demons stuck to them.” Natsu states. 

“Yup that’s true.” Said Jay. 

“Well we are just gonna let you guys get back to your video, unless you wanna join us for ours?” Sam asked. Colby nodded, agreeing a bit. Natsu could have swore that Jay had a heart attack and died… “Is she alright?” 

“Nope. She’s dead.” 

And that was the short life of Jay. And how they became a ghost at The Hospital Of Nuns.

The door opened to reveal 2 more people. “Sam! Colby! Are you guys alright? You have been here for a while?” One of the new guys said. 

“Run while you still can! They murdered Jay!!” 

Ghosty boi Jay said, “Hey peoples.” 

“Hey, since you are dead do you know whether or not you are human?” Natsu asked. “It has been a life question for both of us.”  

“I still don’t know.” 

“Dang it!” 

“And they are talking. Like she never died.” 

“The human isn’t really dead though. Just laying there on the ground…” 

“Ssshhh! I wanna see where this leads too.” 

“They’re weird, this is concerning.” One of them whispered. 

“Maybe we should run while we still can.” Another one whispered. 

“Aren’t you guys supposed to be in school or something?” Colby asked. They flipped him off. 

“This is waaaay better than school. I choose to be possessed by a demon over school.” 

“Agreed.” Jay yelled, jumping up off the ground. 

“So what are you all doing here?” 

“Making a video for Hell Week.” Sam said simply. “What are your names?” 

“Jay and Natsu.” 

“Well i guess nice to meet you then….” 

“I am very concerned that you guys are talking about being possessed by demons. Why?” 

“That’s Seth and Nate-” 

“I know. We have seen your beautiful artworks that you call videos.” Natsu stated. 

“Ah yes, the beauty.” Jay added. 

“I see, anyway, do you want to make a video with us?” 

“Colby!! They are playing with demons. Do you want a demon up your butt?” 

“No, I’m not you. I don’t like demonic little children up my butt.” 

Natsu and Jay looked at each other and yelled, “hell yeah we’ll join you.” 

“Alright then! We are heading up to the Nun’s quarters. They hate people with Tattoos so we are screwed!” 

“Wait- Jay should we put on our temporary tattoos for this?” 

“Yes” 

So we happened to have some tattoos. Natsu’s temporary tattoos were a bunch of butterflies and one had a knife. And Jays were lions and some halloween ones. After they got the Tattoos they headed up to the room with some rempods. Jay and Natsu were still recording. 

“Sup camera buddy!!” Natsu pointed at Sam who pointed at her because they were both holding cameras, “Let’s party with the demons tonight!” 

Jay yelled, “hell yeah!” 

We were excited and Colby and Sam were slowly starting to understand the energy. But they were still concerned for their well being. The rempod goes off suddenly and they turn quickly enough to catch it before it goes off.

 “Jimmy is that you?” Natsu asks. 

“Jimmy’s a grumpy old man, he may have gotten his friends to do that.” Jay added. 

“Wanna place bets to see how long it will take for Jimmy to attack Sam and Colby? And what order?” 

Sam and Colby looked at each other terrified. “I do not want to hear that. That is just… Wrong.” Colby said scared now.

“$50 says it’ll be Sam then Colby and then Seth.” 

“Wait Why am I being dragged into this?” Seth asked. 

“I mean Colby has the most tattoos, he may be first.” Jay butted in. 

“True, true, but Sam has a history with attachments. It’ll attack and attach.” 

“Bye! I’m out.” Sam tries to leave but Colby grabs his hoodie. Jay slightly giggles. “Let me go man!! I don't want to have another demon up my butt!” 

“If we go down, we go down together.” Colby said. 

“$50 bucks says that Colby flirts with a ghost again.” Natsu challenges. 

“Again?” Nate asks. 

“That was ONE time. Just flirt with a ghost and they never let it go.” Colby huffs. 

“You and Maddie were doing a bit more than flirting bro.” Sam says. 

“Ah yes! I remember. Colby’s ghost girlfriend.” Seth smirks as Colby whines about the teasing. 

“Ok let's move on.” Colby finally says. 

The rem pod goes repeatedly over and over again. The one closer to Jay seems to go off the most. And yet Jay just stood there hoping it was a demon so she could be possessed. While Sam, Colby, Seth and Nate freak out. Natsu really wished she had popcorn to eat while watching this. The rem pod off suddenly and then each corner directing towards Sam lit up and made noise. Natsu was the one to point that out.

“Looks like someone is getting another demon up their butt.” Nate jokes. 

“Oh hell nah. I’m -” 

“You ain’t leaving me here!” Colby interrupted Sam. 

“Then come with me.” Sam tugged Colby with him. The rempods followed Sam and the light turned on by itself. 

“I don’t think it wants you to leave.” Natsu states. 

“It’s fine, I’ll be the ghost's new friend.” Jay added. 

“How is this fine?!” 

“Dude you're overreacting.” Natsu rolled her eyes. “Besides what’s wrong with another attachment. Jay has several.” 

“Exactly, more attachments, more friends.” Jay joked. 

“No. No. No more attachments!!” Sam said. 

Natsu shushes them all. She was hearing this soft sound of a child’s laughter. All the activity in the room stopped. Natsu didn’t know why but the laughter caught her attention. She walked out of the room and down the stairs to the place between the children’s wing and the adults wing. That’s where the laughter was. She couldn’t see anything. But Jay could though. 

“Look at the cute little children.” Jay excitedly said. 

“Wait hold on, can you guys please explain what’s going on?” 

“Well I heard laughing, sort of like a child laughing, so I came down here to find out what it was without realizing it. I didn’t see anything, but Jay… She can see them. She can see ghosts.” 

“So wait Jay you are a medium or something?” 

“Yeah.” 

“Also what laughing, I didn’t hear anything like that.” Seth states. “So how did you hear?” 

“I can sometimes hear the dead, but it depends on the energy I have and where I am at. I am also a nosevoyant.” 

“A what?” 

“Clairvoyant, but mostly in smell. I call it Nosevoyant.” 

“Anyway, let’s make friends.” Jay interrupts. 

“Okay someone is gonna need to go upstairs and get our equipment.” Sam says. 

“Imma get my buddy Jimmy.” Jay states. 

“No. Please no.” Colby says freaked out. 

“Why? Whose Jimmy?” Nate asks. 

“Jimmy is a grumpy old man, a friend of mine.” Jay says. 

“Also he is a ouija board.” Natsu says with a smile.

“Throw that thing into a fire.” 

“He don’t like fires.” Jay stated. 

“So, destroy it.” 

“No! We will not murder Jimmy!” 

“Jimmy shall be unharmed.” Jay said in an old timey voice. 

“We will take him out to the car if he bothers you that much.” Natsu heads down to the basement where Jimmy was passing her camera to Jay. 

Jay wandered off, when they focused on Natsu leave. Sam, Colby & friends set up an investigation to talk to Stacy. “Guys we planned on doing this later but our two surprised guests to this channel were having psychic moments here so we figured it would be best to investigate now rather than later.” Colby tells the viewers. 

Jay tells the viewers, “Go watch Sam and Colby’s videos. They are simply amazing. If you don’t I will hunt you down and release Jimmy on you.” 

Once Jimmy is in the car and has a seatbelt on, Natsu comes back into the building with some sage, but she hides it behind her back. “What do you have?” Nate  asked. 

“Jimmy.” 

“Bye I’m out.” 

“I’m just kidding. I got you four sage. Sage yourselves down, and stop whining about attachments.” 

“Don’t worry anyway, Jimmy doesn't like you guys.” Jay said. 

“So he will leave us alone?” 

“Sure, you can think that…..” 

“I do not like the way you said that.” 

“Changing subject.” 

“Alright so it was said Stacy will interact with you more if you read her, her favorite book.” Sam starts. “And I got her favorite book right in here.” He searches his bag for it. 

“This happens to be Sam's favorite book as a child.” Colby says. 

“Ah! Here it is.” He holds up a book for children. And he also holds up a stuffed teddy bear. “This bear is actually ghost equipment, it is said to be helpful with communicating with children spirits.” 

“Spooky ghost bear.” Jay says in excitement. 

“Can I keep it? I want it if it can be used to be possessed by demons.” Natsu states. 

“Why do you want to be possessed by demons so badly?” Colby asks. 

“It is my life dream.” Natsu states. 

“We all have dreams that seem weird sometimes.” 

“You know what, we will help you succeed in getting possessed by a demon.” Colby says. 

“Really?” 

“No, I don’t want to die. If it was something else, sure we could help, but we don’t want to risk attachments again.” 

“Damn, rude much?” Jay jokes. 

“Hey! Guys! The rem pod is going crazy.” Seth said as all the lights were going off on the rem pod. 

The temperature thing on it was going down. “Is it broken?” Colby asked.

“I don’t know. I’ll try resetting.” He reset it, and after he set it down in that same spot it went crazy again.

“Nah man, we just got friends.” 

“If you are a nice ghost please step away from the rempod.” 

“Dude! You don’t ask that! Ghosts can lie too ya know!” Natsu exclaims. “Could be tricking you.” 

They stare at her weirdly and look at each other. “How would you know that?” 

“My Grandpa haunts my house. He likes to play games and prank people. But he is shy around new people so…” 

“Yo ghost buddies.” 

There was a small whisper that they all heard, “Hi Jay.” 

“Oooooo hi.” Jay excitedly says. 

“You are not freaked out that a ghost said your name? Like it wants to attach itself to you?” 

“Jay will probably welcome another attachment.” 

“Indeed I will, more friends.” 

“Okay, let's turn off the rem pod before it explodes.” 

“Explosion? Where?” 

“I am seriously concerned about how you guys want to get possessed by demons, become friends with a ouija board, not scared to get an attachment, want to see something explode. Are you guys alright?” 

“Hmmm. I’ll get back to you on that.” We replied. “I don’t think so…. Idk.” We added. 

“Would you like a hug?” Colby asks. 

A hug from Sam and Colby… A hug from the best youtubers ever… Say something, don’t look like an idiot who put metal in the microwave and broke it. They thought. 

“Uh- apple bottom jeans….” Jay says. 

“Natsu’ exe has broken down. Please turn off and on again, or do a system reboot. If you are still having trouble please contact your nearest demon for assistance.” Natsu says. 

“Same, break down, unworkable.” 

“I think it’s their weird way of saying yes.” Seth said. 

So understanding that was a yes, Sam and Colby engulfed them in a hug. And that is how the People known as Jay and Natsu died. Jay for the second time that night. Seth and Nate watched in confusion and concern. 

“Uuhhh Did we kill them?” Sam asked. 

“Crap! Cut cameras and erase the evidence!” Colby shouted. 

Jay and Natsu died in laughter. 

Someone came into the room. “Jay! Natsu, we need to leave our time in being here is up.” 

“Noooooo! I wanna stay with Sam and Colby.” 

“Whyyyyy!?!?” Jay yelled. 

“You two have school tomorrow. I don’t care if it’s online but you have school tomorrow and you have to be there on time. Now let’s go.” 

With tears they said their goodbyes to Sam and Colby. 

“We’ll invite you for another video sometime okay?” 

“And we will too.” 

Jay and Natsu walked out to the car and then screamed in excitement. 

This was the best day ever.

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Washoe Club: New Friend

Y/N's P.O.V.

So my friends(Don't tell them I said that okay, I will never hear the end of it) are going on about their merch and Colby started pestering me about it. So I decided to point out the boar on the wall. "Hey! I found Pumbaa from the lion king!" I pointed out.

"How the hell did he end up here?" Kris asked.

"Hakuna Mafafa-" Colby started.

"It's Hakuna Matata." I state. Stupid idiot. Can't even say the name right. But darn he looked cute. DO NOT TELL HIM I SAID THAT!!!

"Cancel Colby Brock!" Kris said jokingly.

"Boooo!" Kat joined in the teasing.

"Babe~ Why do you tease me so much?" He whined.

I grabbed my nine foot long metal bar. "Back it up Emo! I don't need an annoying runt like you, clinging to me!" I snapped. He pouted and backed up.

"You love him~" A voice I said. I whipped around. Kris, Kat, and Shortie were over comforting Colby and talking about a random plan. But that was in front of me, not behind me. That voice was very child like...

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!?" I yelled as I saw a shadow of a giant spider-like thing. It seemed to be leaning over me.

"Y/N are you alright?" Emo asked.

"No. Can't you see it?" I couldn't stand to look at it so I ran around and into a ball room. That's where it stopped chasing me. I took a few deep breathes and looked out in the hall. The shadow thing then spoke,

"Hi! My name is Dory! What's yours?"

"Y-Y/N." I stuttered. This thing was kinda creeping me out.

"Sorry if I scared you. I had just gotten lonely. Wanna play a game or something?" It asked.

You know for a tall scary spider shadow thing it is actually nice and sweet. We actually got to know each other for a good ten minutes til Sam came up here. "Y/N! Are you okay?" Shortie asked worriedly.

"Yeah, a shadow figure thing spooked me. It's name is Dory! They are my friends now. Say hi!" I gave a bright smile. It seemed to creep him out for some reason.

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Washoe Club: Meeting KallMeKris

This is the current outfit. You pick either one.

Y/N was not taking Sam and Colby's car. They needed some last minute freedom from idiocy. They stepped into the club upon arriving, an idea struck their head. They asked permission from the owners who agreed. So Y/N turned on their camera. "Hey guys it's Y/N. Making another video for the best YouTube Channel ever, *insert username*, and today we are at the haunted Washoe Club. And today we are gonna scare the runt- I-I mean Sam- and Emo- I mean annoying sh*t, I mean Colby- til they sh*t their pants. As you all know that they are on the top of the list of people I will haunt if I die... I heard they were planning on bringing guests. Let's get started."

Meanwhile Sam and Colby had pulled up to the Washoe Club with Katrina and Kris. "What's up guys its Sam and Colby today we are at the Washoe Club with Katrina and KallMeKris! Sam started.

"Y/N should be here too! They said they would be here!" Colby said quickly and began looking around. He kinda looked around hopefully for his precious hooman. "Where are they!?" He whined.

"Colby is madly in love with Y/N. Y/N is madly in love with Colby as well." Katrina explained to Kris. There was a buzz from her phone. A text from Y/N.

N/N: No I'm not.

"She is really creepy when she does that." Kat muttered.

"Is she here?" Colby asked looking over her shoulder.

"Yeah I think so. Probably inside."

Colby sprinted inside, "My love, wait for me!" He called.

Sam laughed. "The poor dude is about to receive a punch in the stomach isn't he?"

"Yeah." Kat agreed.

"Wait how is he in love with Y/N again?" Kris asked.

"Y/N bought him food and that was the first time he got crushing feelings around them." Sam explained.

"How many times have Y/N rejected Colby?"

"I lost count after 335."

"I did a bit better. I lost count after 735."

"The poor dude." Kris said.

They headed inside where Colby was trying to find Y/N. He lifted a few stairs and still didn't find Y/N. No one saw Y/N until nerfs shot out of nowhere and they were tackled to the ground. "HAHAHAHA! That's what you get for making me wait suckers. Also I have clean clothes you can borrow." They laughed evilly.

"Y/N I love-" Colby said starting to hug them again. Y/N pulled a nine foot long metal bar out of nowhere.

"Ever heard of social distance? Yeesh." They turned to call me Kris. "It is soooo great to meet you? Can I have a hug? Please!!!!!!" Y/N hugged Kris before getting an answer.

"Nice to meet you as well." Kris had to take some time to get air back in their lungs after the hug from Y/N.

"Allow me to ttell you something." Y/N inhales. "Shortie is secretly gay."

"I AM NOT!! THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND RIGHT HERE!" Sam shoved Kat into Y/N's face. "SEE!!"

"He's in denial. He is so secretly gay that he doesn't know that he is secretly gay." Y/N managed to say with a straight face. It was proving to be rather difficult.

"I see." Kris said.

"This is gonna be like house all over again isn't it?" Katrina whined.

"Huh?" Kris asked.

"You don't wanna know."

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Join Us For Hell Week

Y/N, a good friend of Sam and Colby's. Despite them calling Sam shortie all of the time and rejecting Colby. Colby was madly in love with Y/N. He believed Y/N returned his feelings(they did but that's besides the point). Y/N was a bit tsundere and was very nervous about dating. Y/N rejected Colby a bit harshly and roasted him a lot. But still the boy loved them a lot. And viewers were also wanting them to get together already(minus the crazy fangirls who threatened to kill them). But Y/N stayed the same way as always. They heard Hell Week was coming up and They only had a bad feeling about it. They told Sam and Colby they didn't want to be a part of it, but here's what happened.

Shortie(Sam): Good Morning Y/N

N/N(nickname): Did you get a demon up your butt again?

Shortie: I don't think so...

N/N: Then how is it a good morning?

Shortie: Because it is.

N/N: No it isn't.

Shortie: Yes it is.

N/N: No it isn't.

Shortie: Yes

N/N: No.

Shortie: Yes

N/N: No.

Shortie: Yes.

N/N: If it was a good morning we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Shortie: Why do we hang out with you again?

N/N: I pay for your food.

Emo(Colby): Miss me Baby?

N/N: Great. Who invited the idiot?

Emo: I'm your idiot.

N/N: You are Sam's idiot.

N/N: Your wedding is tomorrow.

Shortie: We are not getting married and we are not dating!

N/N: You sure?

Shortie: Yes! I am very sure we are not dating. I have a girlfriend.

N/N: Yeah sure you do.

Shortie: I hate you.

N/N: Shall I stop paying for food?

Shortie: ...

N/N: Or should I reveal to the viewers that one time you were drunk, you threw a clock out the window cause you wanted to see time fly?

Emo: hahahahahahaha

N/N: You can't talk Emo! You kept petting my cat once drunk, saying 'look at how small this lion is'

Emo: At least it was orange.

N/N: It's a snow white kitty with gray stripes on her legs!

Shortie: hahahahahahahahahaha.

Emo: Shut it Sam.

N/N: Why did you guys contact me so early in the morning.

Shortie: It's almost noon...

N/N: Exactly. To early to put up with idiots.

Emo: We were wondering if you would like to come with us to the Washoe Club. Since I'm going to be there, you will most likely say yes.

N/N: Nope. I'm out. It's demonic and I hate it. I am not like Sam. I do not like demons pretending to be children up my butt.

Shortie: I don't like demons up my butt!

Emo: Please Y/N, it'll be fun. Do you really want to miss Sam getting tied up?

N/N: Wait, I might have to reconsider, Sam getting tied up?

Shortie: I am not getting tied up!

N/N: I am not going.

Shortie: KallMeKris will be there.

N/N: *Sighes*

Emo: Did you literally just text sigh?

N/N: Like you never have!

N/N: I'll come with you. BUT only because Sam is gonna be tied up.

N/N: Also because I have always wanted to hug KallMeKris.

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Announcement

Colby Brock x Reader Fanfic will start here sometime today. Here's a little sneak peek:

Y/N: Fiddlesticks.

Colby: I know this is tense but watch the f*cking launage.

Seth: *waves at Y/N*

Colby: I'll be right back. I gotta commit murder.

Colby: Are you ready to commit?

Y/N: As in crime or relationship?

Colby: I got arrested for being too hot.

Y/N: That explains why you got out so quickly. they had to drop the charges due to lack of evidence.

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My Little Sister(MLS) and Me

MLS: DO THAT ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!!

Me: *Looks out the window*

"MLS: What are you doing?

Me: Checking how far the drop is to see if it's worth it.

MLS: I'm taller then you.

Me: I can at least walk out of the room without saying goodbye to the air in their.

MLS: *Yeets me out the window*

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This Just Happened

The Class doing an experiment with bundson burners.

That one student: Let's burn this place to ashes!

That One Student's Group: No.

That one student: Aw...

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Weird Facts

Flamigos eat upside down. Flamigo's beak is made to filter out mud and water that get sucked along with their food. It needs to eat upside down in order to filter it right or else it would choke or get sick.

Female Ferrets if they do not mate once they go into heat. When a female Ferret goes in to heat their bodies produce the hormone 'oestrogen' which will continue to be produced in mass until she has mated. Having such high quantities of oestrogen for a prolonged period will eventually result in their death

Only half a dolphin's brain sleeps at a time. It never disengages fully because sometimes they need to go to the surface for air.

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Why I Hate My Art Teacher

People like my art teacher. I don't. She preassures me. She has called my art work ugly. the only ones she actually praises is people who are really good at art. Like insanely good. One day I started stressing out. I couldn't think. You know what she did. She started asking me questions. The questions, were, "Why is that missing?" or "Tell me what this means?" Or the worse, "How are you going to fit this into your artwork?" I frickin broke down into my tears. My sister stared at me. Everyone stared at me, the stress of the assignment, the questions, the stares... I just wanted to evaporate like water.

Me: Do this here or this here? What color? What do I even frickin do? I am so glad my sister is in this class. But I wished she was right next to me so she could help me. Just got to place it on the mind map carefully...

Me: *Stressing out*

Teacher: You are missing style. Why is it missing?

Me: I-I u-uhh

Me: *Also has trouble putting words together when talking to people*

Teacher: How are you going to fit in paint for this project? You wrote here that you will be using color pencils!

Me: U-uhh *Forgets what to say*

Teacher: Tell me already.

Me: *forgets how to speak clearly* lkejfj

Teacher: TELL ME ALREADY! CLASS IS ALMOST OVER.

Class: *Stares at me with pity*

Me: *starts crying*

Teacher: *Waiting for me to talk*

*Bell rings*

Me: *runs out of there*

At home parents angry about a call from teacher.

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Why I Hate My Spanish Teacher

The teachers don't seem to understand. There are 2 boys in my class. A boy who is color blind. One wants to help. In spanish we are revealing spanish colors but one of them, let's call him Joe, and he can't tell what the colors are. His friend, let's call him Walt, whispers the colors base on location. Here's how it goes down.

Joe: And the one in the right corner?

Walt: that would be pink or otherwise Rosado.

Joe: Bottom right?

Walt: Blue, azul.

Teacher: Boys! Be quiet!

Joe: Miss! I can't see the colors!

Teacher: You the closest one to the chart.

Joe: I'm colorblind. He's telling me the colors.

Teacher: Be quiet or else I will have to make you come in for 6th period.

Joe: But-

Walt: Hold on-

Teacher: Quiet!