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Did I just see KYLIE JENNER working behind the scenes? Nah, never mind. That was just HONEY KIIAN. I hear SHE has been a MAKEUP ARTIST/FASHION STYLIST at Hustler for 3 YEARS and they’re only 21 YEARS OLD. Can you believe that? I can’t. Funny, they can be a little SHY but also INTELLIGENT. That’s probably why they’re known as the ACADEMIC around the studio. (lane, 21+, she/her. gmt.) 

welcome to hustler, honey !  you have eight hours to make it to set before we sadly have to let you go. kylie jenner is now taken. 

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Shit! Did I just see BYUN BAEKHYUN on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 22 YEAR OLD porn star THORNE SHIN. I hear HE has mostly been doing BONDAGE, PUBLIC, BDSM AND ROUGH SEX porn for 4 YEARS. Funny, they can be a little BLUNT but also OUTGOING. That’s probably why they're ranked 27 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as the ADDICT around the studio. (laney, 21, she/her, gmt.)

welcome to hustler, thorne !  you have eight hours to make it to set before we sadly have to let you go. byun baekhyun is now taken. (moved to rank 41 as 27 was just taken)

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Shit! Did I just see DARREN CRISS on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 31 porn star EVERETT CASPIAN. I hear HE has mostly been doing GAY, PARTY, STUDENT/TEACHER porn for 7 MONTHS. Funny, they can be a little SHY but also SILLY. That’s probably why they're ranked 27 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as the TOP around the studio. (maggie, 21, she/her, est.)

welcome to hustler, everett !  you have eight hours to make it to set before we sadly have to let you go. darren criss is now taken. (moved to rank 39 as 27 was just taken)

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Shit! Did I just see MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER  on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 38 Year old porn star JEREMY FINCH. I hear HE has/have mostly been doing DADDY, DD/LG, GAY porn for 15YEARS. Funny, they can be a little RESERVED but also FRIENDLY. That’s probably why they're ranked 27 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as the WEIRDO around the studio. (L, 21, she her, mst.

welcome to hustler, jeremy !  you have eight hours to make it to set before we sadly have to let you go. matthew gray gubler is now taken. (moved to rank 29 as 27 was just taken)

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its getting harder and harder for me to go on the timeline with the fear of getting jumped on by certain people.

if you’re feeling this way we apologise but there’s nothing we can do unless you message us with details. we encourage anyone with a problem to dm the main or one of the admins (i’m laura and you can dm me on mara if you want to keep things private!) to get things sorted out! i hope to hear from you soon, anon

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is this still open?

absolutely! we’re very much still open and active

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Shit! Did I just see BREC BASSINGER on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 19 YEAR OLD porn star EMMA GRACE RYERSON. I hear SHE has mostly been doing SOLO, TOYS, EXHIBITIONIST AND BIMBO porn for 6 MONTHS. Funny, they can be a little bit of a PUSHOVER but also OPTIMISTIC. That’s probably why they're ranked 27 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as the DAMSEL around the studio. (allison, 26, she/her, est.)

welcome to hustler, emma grace ! you have eight hours to make it to set before we sadly have to let you go. brec bassinger is now taken.

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Shit! Did I just see DANIELLE CAMPBELL on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 22 YEAR OLD porn star JULIET "JULES" CLARKE. I hear SHE has mostly been doing TEEN, CAM, AND DADDY KINK porn for 2 YEARS. Funny, they can be a little IRRATIONAL but also BUBBLY. That’s probably why they're ranked 68 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as the GIRL NEXT DOOR around the studio. (m, 20, she+her, est.)

thank you love !

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Did I just see JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN working behind the scenes? Nah, never mind. That was just RENLEY BLACKWELL. I hear HE has been a TALENT MANAGER at Hustler for 10 YEARS and they're only 47. can you believe that? I can't. Funny, they can be a little UNRULY but also SELFLESS. That's probably why they're known as THE METICULOUS around the studio. (m, 20, SHE+HER, EST.)

got it, thanks babe !

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Did I just see BIANCA ELLA working behind the scenes? Nah, never mind. That was just TALIA WALKER. I hear SHE has been a FASHION STYLIST at Hustler for 2 YEARS and they’re only 24 YEARS OLD. Can you believe that? I can’t. Funny, they can be a little OBSTINATE but also AFFABLE. That’s probably why they’re known as the APOLLONIAN around the studio. (annie, 20, she/her, gmt.)

welcome to hustler, talia ! you have eight hours to make it to set before we sadly have to let you go. bianca ella is now taken.

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shit! did i just see RYAN NEWMAN on Hustler? nah, never mind. it was just the TWENTY year old pornstar BREANA MAXFIELD. i hear SHE has mostly been doing LESBIAN, DD/LG, DOUBLE PENETRATION, AND GANGBANG porn for THREE AND A HALF MONTHS. funny, they can be a little SARCASTIC & PUGNACIOUS but also BENEVOLENT & PRINCIPLED. that’s probably why they're ranked TWENTY–SIX on hustler’s most viewed and is known as the TRUST–FUND BABY around the studio. ( candy. eighteen. she*her. est. )

welcome to hustler, breana ! you have eight hours to make it to set before we sadly have to let you go. ryan newman is now taken.

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can we move up our characters up in ranking when spaces open up?

yes of course ! all you need to do is just dm us at the main with the rank you wish your character to be moved to.

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*FACECLAIM CHANGE // Shit! Did I just see KEITH POWERS on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 28 porn star FAISAL TAREEN. I hear HE/HIM has/have mostly been doing COMEDIC, CHARACTER, SEDUCING, FIGHTING MATCH porn for 8 YEARS. Funny, they can be a little SHORT WITH WORDS but also FULL OF ROMANCE. That’s probably why they're ranked #10 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as FIGHT CLUB around the studio. (4, 20, HE, EST.)

got it, thanks love !

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mwf?

our members would love to see bbyambi, duckie thot, sofia carson, fiona barron, camila mendes, vanessa morgan, doutzen kroes, vanessa moe, amber heard, kate upton, amanda cerny, abella danger, sasha grey, park sooyoung, kelsey merritt, nicole williams, winnie harlow, shanina shaik, barbara palvin, cintia dicker, and ryan destiny !

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welcome to hustler, roxy !  you have eight hours to make it to set before we sadly have to let you go. tana mongeau is now taken.

Shit! Did I just see TANA MONGEAU on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the TWENTY ONE YEAR OLD porn star ROXY SPELLMAN. I hear SHE has mostly been doing DD/LG, COLLEGE, GANG BANG, INTERRACIAL porn for TWO MONTHS. Funny, they can be a little AGGRESSIVE but also BUBBLY. That’s probably why they're ranked #24 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as the RISING STAR around the studio. (e, 21, she/her, est.)

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due to fc changes, kim jongin and tana mongeau are reopened !

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Did I just see ABEL TESFAYE working behind the scenes? Nah, never mind. That was just KAREEM BIRUK. I hear HE has been a CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER at Hustler for A MONTH and they’re only TWENTY-NINE. Can you believe that? I can’t. Funny, they can be a little DISTANT but also INTELLIGENT. That’s probably why they’re known as the ALEXITHYMIC around the studio. (c, twentyone, he/him, est.) 

welcome to hustler, kareem !  you have eight hours to make it to set before we sadly have to let you go. abel tesfaye is now taken.

hey, love !  so our CIO role just got filled, would you mind sending in a different occupation for kareem ?