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I lost my virginity while watching Morbius and honestly I might've peaked there. I'm unsure how I could possibly commit to a joke harder than watching the film 11 times and getting fucked to it.

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How do you even find cat-boys to dominate in Ohio? I saw graffiti in a bathroom that said to fuck local cat-boys and how the fuck do you find them. Do I jingle a cat collar on the sidewalk, and walk the streets looking for aimless catboys?

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Switching from Twitter to Bluesky was cool but I'll miss my blocklist of 37,000+ people I blocked manually. It was beautiful. My timeline was immaculate, the posts I saw were good and pure, untainted by original sin.

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It is important to feed my wives fine cheeses as to not upset the balance of power in the polycule

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Next time I frot with another woman I'm going to unironically say "this frotting is brought you by raid shadow legends" and try to improv a bit on the fly and I'm either going to get MURDERED INSTANTLY or I'm going to win their heart and soul no in-between.

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Dying to buy some peanut butter-filled pretzel bites from the store to toss to doggirls for them to catch midair as if they were peanut butter dog treats. These fuckers look just like dog treats you have to agree with me on this:

Like these are perfect. They're doggirl chow, I can't see them as a regular human food.

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I like to imagine that it's a dating site with a single woman. You swipe through one profile of Sharon and it's another, differently stylized profile of Sharon's. You swipe on that one and it's another one of goddamn Sharon's accounts. You swipe again and it's Sharon if she was from Armenia, again and Sharon but Dutch. Absolute commitment to the bit. But NOOOO it's just a generic scam link. I think. I'm not clicking that shit.

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Every single partner I have is just taller than me and it's evil. I'm a dom surrounded by subs and they all tower over me like amazonian sangheilis. The rizzful aura you put out is mitigated to high hell and back when you're Jerma's height facing transfem nephelims.

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To my knowledge I am the only transwoman I know who owns a mortar and pestle. How do you not own a mortar and pestle, especially as an Ohio transfem. You know you can just crush sugar to make powdered sugar to bypass buying powdered sugar right? You know it's rizzful right? You know it it's like totally apothecary-core right? Get with the times already and get one

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I saw this gif on discord and added half-life sfx to it

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please can we clean the blood off him 🥺

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Now that I'm fully awake I can confidently say that the dream where it ended exactly when Obama gave me a bunch of coins engraved with jerma's name and likeness and I cried and said THANK YOU HES MY FAVORITE PERSON and my three kids I let down for various life reasons (long story) looked on in confusion was not a normal dream.

He handed me the Jerma coins so I'd give him back the Obama quarters that he had his inner circle used to open government doors and he knew I only wanted it because it looked cool instead of anything malicious so he gave me something cooler.

And I DID rescue him from certain death while also covertly stealing government computer* (singular, I accidentally exploded the rest) in the dream so he was very kind.

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“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”

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[makoto voice] i Amn just......... a litle creachur. Thatse it . I Canot change this

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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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dr3 anime summary

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Forgot to post this older drawing, Ibuki could and is a Fashion Queen frfr <3