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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

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shu katerina

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My disciples are lowkey starting to annoy me

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they are two apples tall

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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (1995)

dir. simon langton

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no offense to the Howl's Moving Castle movie (i love that movie) but I hate that bird man i hate it i hate it. some people think that bird man is hot. but i want to kill that bird man. That bird is disgusting and needs to die and I want to throw up when I look at bird Howl disgusting. there is nothing attractive about this bird man to me

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and the thing is hector would’ve loved a giant wooden horse

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your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

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Take it with you. So you’ll always have a way to look back and remember me.

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Happy Book Birthday to my #1 most anticipated book of the year, the rushworth family plot. While arc reviews are a little disappointed i am personally built different. I love the mystery I love yearning I will read a new entry in this series every year until I die. Claudia Gray could say "yeah so book 6 has Jonathan and Juliet time travel to the 90s to help Cher Horowitz solve a murder" and I would say "so true Queen can't wait for them to roll with the homies"

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Pride and Prejudice is actually hilarious cause Elizabeth goes to the Netherfield Ball with the purpose of finding out what Darcy's closest friends think about Wickham, and when they all tell her Darcy is a really nice guy and Wickham is a liar she literally goes "Mr. Darcy has somehow managed to trick all of his closest friends into thinking he's a good person but I know something about him that they don't (that he sucks)"

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you'll get the urge as an artist or a writer to say out loud the things you're worried about "the proportions are off" "kind of out of character" "i'm not good at summaries" "didn't get as much detail as i wanted" "i made a mistake and here's how" and that's the self-conscious part of your brain telling you "it's bad and if you don't tell them you know it's bad then they'll think you're stupid" but you've got to ignore that little voice and pretend you think it's good or else that little voice is going to ruin your life

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One thing about an Austen heroine she will NEVER think ough maybe I led that horrible man on you will NEVER catch her blaming herself when a terrible little man proposes out of the blue. An energy to collectively bring back actually.

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Modern Northanger Abbey where John Thorpe rants about how much BookTok sucks and Henry has read Twilight

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I had a thought while reading Persuasion - this book is SAD, and it's sad because of the juxtaposition between the past and the present. Anne is constantly (at least in chapter 8) comparing her memories of her time with Wentworth to the events happening in front of her: their affection vs. unacquantaince, her former lack of knowledge about the navy (until Wentworth informed her) vs. the Musgroves' lack of knowledge now. with all that said - I think a different film adaptation of Persuasion could actually do the Greta Gerwig Little Women flashback/vignette trope REALLY well. i just want cute little scenes of younger Anne/Frederick being affectionate and then flashing back forward to the present! the warm lighting of the past contrasted with the cold lighting of the present. and then that cold blue light turning warmer and richer as the story progresses.