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Why do so many of y’all have dreams of your teeth falling out, most of my dreams are “forest” “animal” “yummy food” and somehow the most common dream is a is it watching your molars fall out

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Bro

Spiders are badass

If some hit me with something the size of a ford explorer I’d be dead

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People who say just to kick Chucky clearly never watch the movies, kicking him will get rid of him, it’ll just get him offended 

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Do y’all interpret god as a Jehovah or a Dio

Well fuck me I guess

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Plumbers get shit moving 

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Uncultured

Who is this Pukichop and why do they keep apearing on my fed

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Both

can you die

Are you asking me if its possible??? or do u want me to die

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How do Ferrero Rocher simultaneously smell so good and smell so horrible

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I love the way David Tennant says “brilliant”

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He has fulfilled his destiny

There he is

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The name “Bear” perfectly describes those things, Bears

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My dad just said “I don’t eat enough beans to justify buying beans” and I’m taking that to heart

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This is the fastest I can double tap

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Would you believe me if I told you this is from Naruto

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God probably spilt his drink on his keyboard while deciding how many beetle species there would be, because what the f*ck

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Goodnight little bro

Goodnight big bro