hypermania
hypermania
bonkers
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i'm courtney and i'm no longer thirty. the flirty and thriving situation is reevaluated daily.
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hypermania · 3 hours ago
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He could be sweet if you completely erased his entire personality and exchanged it for a different one
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hypermania · 7 hours ago
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a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this
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hypermania · 1 day ago
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ok we just laughed until our ribs got tired. Now what
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hypermania · 1 day ago
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Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy in
King Arthur (2004) Hannibal (2013-2015)
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hypermania · 1 day ago
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HANNIBAL 1.04 — Oeuf
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hypermania · 1 day ago
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sam and bucky are ‘‘‘fighting’’’ over the avengers name 🤡
remember when bucky pulled the steering while out of the car that sam was driving at high speed?
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hypermania · 1 day ago
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this is canon. like this is actually the way that james buchanan barnes looked at samuel thomas wilson in a movie that actually happened in the actual mcu. 
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hypermania · 1 day ago
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im sorry but you need to fucking get over your disgust for atheists.
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hypermania · 1 day ago
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Was chatting to another nurse about the floor I’m on right now, and that nurse said, referring to the charge nurse tonight, “oh yeah, she’s a power hungry monster, she’d be charge nurse every shift if she could.” And then later the nurse said she had only stayed long (a 16 hr shift, can you imagine) because her girlfriend was also working late, and I was like “oh who’s your girlfriend?”
And the nurse said, “it’s the charge nurse.”
And I was like, “the power hungry monster?”
And the nurse was like “yes 🥰🥰”
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hypermania · 2 days ago
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"" BUT DADDY I LOVE HER ""
Painting 🎨
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hypermania · 2 days ago
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I'm never forgetting that his first target in this campaign against "ineffective Dems" was a black woman from the most blue district in Florida, and who was a member of both the Congressional Black Caucus and the Congressional Progressive Caucus.
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hypermania · 2 days ago
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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs
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hypermania · 2 days ago
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people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things
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'These apps are the enemy. They're thoughtless, joyless, and our friends are powerless aginst them."
Leverage Redemption S03E06 The Swipe Right Job.
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hypermania · 2 days ago
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"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die
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hypermania · 2 days ago
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farfalle & ravioli | jellycat ™ | coming soon
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