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He could be sweet if you completely erased his entire personality and exchanged it for a different one
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a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this
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ok we just laughed until our ribs got tired. Now what
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Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy in
King Arthur (2004) Hannibal (2013-2015)
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sam and bucky are ‘‘‘fighting’’’ over the avengers name 🤡
remember when bucky pulled the steering while out of the car that sam was driving at high speed?
#replies#anonymous#buckysam#otp: rule number two#marvel#remember when i made sam think bucky cheated on him#and they broke up for several years#their fights used to have teeth
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this is canon. like this is actually the way that james buchanan barnes looked at samuel thomas wilson in a movie that actually happened in the actual mcu.
#many of my old sambucky posts are back in my notes#am i to assume something happened?#or are we just reminiscing?#marvel
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im sorry but you need to fucking get over your disgust for atheists.
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Was chatting to another nurse about the floor I’m on right now, and that nurse said, referring to the charge nurse tonight, “oh yeah, she’s a power hungry monster, she’d be charge nurse every shift if she could.” And then later the nurse said she had only stayed long (a 16 hr shift, can you imagine) because her girlfriend was also working late, and I was like “oh who’s your girlfriend?”
And the nurse said, “it’s the charge nurse.”
And I was like, “the power hungry monster?”
And the nurse was like “yes 🥰🥰”
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I'm never forgetting that his first target in this campaign against "ineffective Dems" was a black woman from the most blue district in Florida, and who was a member of both the Congressional Black Caucus and the Congressional Progressive Caucus.
#i try to give him so much grace on account of... you know. everything#but like#come on man#politics#david hogg
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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs
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people who find it easy to do things have no idea how hard it is to do things
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'These apps are the enemy. They're thoughtless, joyless, and our friends are powerless aginst them."
Leverage Redemption S03E06 The Swipe Right Job.
#oh congrats that's fun#leverage#leverage redemption#leverage spoilers#idk how to tag this yall i do not go here#im just happy on your behalf
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"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die
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