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The guy who always looked better bloody
the 100Â meme | [1/1] villain/antagonist: John Murphy
↳ “Tell me, what level of crazy is too much for you? I’m just curious“
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Tough choice

An ethical dilemma - via http://ift.tt/2aGOSDx
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Someone with a great idea if you’re having a sneaky feast… - via http://ift.tt/2b0Oa6v
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look out guys, they’re getting smarter~!
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Planet 3
Our planet suitor decides to check on a planet that has been around for a while. As he lands on it, it’s luxurious, filled with beauty and prosperity. Waterfalls, birds singing, trees, mountains. There’s no way it could be that easy, he says to himself. In fact he didn’t want it to be easy, as he was realizing. As he looked around, he saw dulled colors, murky water, and expired trees. He took off, and continued traveling about space. The galaxy was huge. Many planets looked amazing, yet were rather lacking when it came to living conditions. He turned back, thinking he’d check out the last planet again. However, it’s nothing special this time, he knows there was greatness once before, but it’s not here this time. It’s just a patchy grassy area. He continues walking until he sees the same luxurious spot out in the distance. He makes his way there, until there he is, in the same spot he started out in, yet this time he looks around and appreciates it. The colors aren't dull at all, everything is beautiful and clear. He rubs his eyes and cant believe he ever left.  He knew it was this way all along. Why did he think it couldn't be great unless he had worked for it?  But before he knew it, he spontaneously caught fire.  He tried to go to the water but the fire remained. He ran back out into the patchy grass area where the fire dissipated, yet he was left with bad burns on him. What is happening? He didn’t want to stay in the patchy area. He tried to go back in, and the same thing repeatedly happened. He continued to go back in, each time he went in, the time it took to catch fire took a little bit longer. Upon his most recent time entering the lavished area, instead of running out when he caught fire, he stayed in, and hugged the closest tree. He screamed to the planet to accept him. The fire let off. But for how long? Â
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I could never date a stripper.. Only because I like my women all natural ..finding an all natural stripper who has never been under the knife .. With natural hair lashes and nails is like finding a unicorn
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FREAKEN ANTS
So living in a house that's part way underground, we get ants. Usually it's controllable, just not putting food on the floor or leaving pop cans on the table keeps them away. But when they start hanging out on our SHAMPOO bottles, that's when I lose my sanity. That's soap. They are literally eating soap. WTF is wrong with them?? And how am I supposed to wash my hair!?!
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omg the little kid who just stops for a second and then keeps jumping xD The're gonna go far in life
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Tumblr: How one post will make you cry, and the next will make you laugh harder than you should
Shit…Play It Cool
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Science is racist
Why didn’t I flinch?
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he must have been part weiner dog and the panoramic was picking that up

A panoramic gone wrong. What have I created?…
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