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tommy. tommy, i promise, i won't do it again. listen, you—

[He laughs a little, looking at the screen of his communicator, the voices shouting from a distance to go give the child a hug, or something akin to that. Techno pulls his cape over the glass, wiping away saline droplets that had fallen against his permission.]

language, child, jesus. c'mon, we've talked about this before; you're goin' to get me in trouble. not that it's all that important, really... chat loves ya, and so do i.

YOU FUCKER WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONG GODDAMN BASTARD - @biggestmanindsmp

tommy, tommy, i'm sorry, calm down, i didn't think the lines would be so long at checkout —

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no—

no, you're right. i kept you waitin', i shoulda said somethin' before i left, shoulda... i dunno. i could've called wilbur, or phil, or you, for that matter. i'm sorry i never let you know i was alright, tommy. i didn't think you'd worry.

YOU FUCKER WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONG GODDAMN BASTARD - @biggestmanindsmp

tommy, tommy, i'm sorry, calm down, i didn't think the lines would be so long at checkout —

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No, no, I don't mind, I don't mind at all. I'll get Carl ready to ride.

You, um, do you want me in anythin' specific? I think I still have my outfit from Yule, and I know my regular attire's probably fine, but... it's the castle. Don't want to look like a bad guest in front of all your employees.

Ah, so milk is what you were getting. Glad to see you’re back, Tech. - @smp-archivist

Glad to be back, Eret. I, uh, think I need to clean my house up - been gone for a while, huh? - and anyhow, would you like to come over for dinner?

For old time's sake.

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Ohhhh pig boy you are in for a rude awakening

well, this is needlessly ominous

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YOU FUCKER WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONG GODDAMN BASTARD - @biggestmanindsmp

tommy, tommy, i'm sorry, calm down, i didn't think the lines would be so long at checkout —

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What's up, TechnoBALD. Ha.

seriously though, welcome back

here, take it. it's yours now. 👑

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you're actually back with the milk, never thought id see someone escape the trap known as the supermarket

i'm also back with treats for the dogs, but don't tell the dogs that. steve and carl got their treats already, and edward starts yellin' if i look at him too long so he gets nothin'

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Ah, so milk is what you were getting. Glad to see you’re back, Tech. - @smp-archivist

Glad to be back, Eret. I, uh, think I need to clean my house up - been gone for a while, huh? - and anyhow, would you like to come over for dinner?

For old time's sake.

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welcome back king!

...i mean, i know i'm just freshly back from gettin' milk at the supermarket, but do you need help with gettin' out of your little cave or are you good in there

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Yo hi!!! Welcome back :D

gettin' milk at safeway took longer than i thought it would

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TECHNOBLADE HOLY SHIT

no, no, it's technobald now, i'm rebrandin', haven't you heard?

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TECHOBALD!!!!!!!!!!

a pig takes off his crown for one second—

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hullo, chat. did y’all miss me?

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𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖌𝖔𝖉 — general info.

c!technoblade ask/rp blog. character & mun are both adults. if i’m terribly out of character at some point, feel free to spam my inbox with “L” or something along those lines! this blog has returned to the rpverse with the utmost respect for the content creator - i hope to write c!techno with half the grace and honor that cc!technoblade did, and i ask for your forgiveness in the case that i do not do that promise justice.

if you want to keep up with what i write, i consolidate all my threads here.

𝖘𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖐𝖚𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖊 — tags.

#technotalks: general talky tag. all answered asks & in-character posts will be under this. #technoeyes: draws tag/in character pictures. art done by @cheruim​ #voice [anon name/emoji]: for named anons! wanted to distinguish them from regular anons. #ooctalks: mun talky tag! if i have an announcement to make, then it’ll be under this. #afterdark: if you send me something vaguely nsfw, then it’ll be under this. i plan on keeping this blog sfw for the most part but i recognize that the character itself has nsfw elements (violence, gore, etc.) so i figured this tag would be necessary. #tw: [insert trigger]: if an ask discusses anything triggering, i’ll tag it under this. simple & clean, babey.

𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖛𝖔𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖞 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 — anons.

dots, 🦑, odysseus, 🌲, promidas, random potato

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coming back soon.

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The deadline for this is coming up! Once again, potential Café members are more than welcome to apply & I would love to see your names pop up in our little Discord server.

Quick announcement!

One, the applications for the café are now open! I'll say that I'm willing to take in maybe one or two - three, at maximum - new members at this time; but if no one stands out to me as someone who I think would be a good candidate for our little server then I might not end up accepting anyone.

Because I believe in transparency, this is the process that I foresee happening: All applications will be reviewed by the mod team, and then I'll be contacting applicants that are approved by the mod team for a short one-on-one interview. You have until the END OF JANUARY, 11:59 PM PST to get your applications in. Potential members should be expected to be interviewed within the first week of February. Please do your best!

Two, the café has unlocked a vanity server invite background! So I am CALLING ALL ARTISTS - if you'd like to be immortalized as the person who did the DSMP Café's server invite background, please tag it with #dsmpcafeinvite (+ @ me!) The winner's art will be linked in my pinned post for the rest of time & I will write them a short ficlet on request.

Thank you so much for your time! And back to your regularly scheduled pigman.

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This rp blog is officially on semi-permanent hiatus! In the meanwhile, I'll be attempting to document and map out the rpverse as a resource for people who either want or need it, but won't actively be participating in future arcs.

Thank you so much for the good times, and I hope I can be back sooner than I think!