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he-hewwo……. mistew nuwude

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Hitoya: We’ll handle this the way we always do

Kuko: BRUTE FORCE!

Jyushi: ALMOST DYING?

Hitoya: N-no!

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Ichiro: Wow, humble brag

Ramuda: Cause I have so many friends?

Ichiro: Yeah

Ramuda: Oh no I don’t have many friends, I just pretend like I do

Ramuda: I only have two friends and they’re in this car

Ichiro:

Samatoki:

Jakurai:

Ichiro: Now would be a good time to point out there’s four people in this car

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Hypmic Voice-to-Text Mishaps

While using the voice-to-text feature on my phone while on Discord, I noticed it messed up a Hypmic Character’s name (Samatoki) and I found this amusing and decided to say all the names of the boys (full names) and see what it would come up with and these were the hellish results.

Ichiro Yamada (Ichiro Yamada. It got it right! Nice.)

Giro Yamada (Jiro Yamada. I mean, close.)

Subaru Llama (Saburo Yamada. Subaru isn’t far off I guess, but LLAMA? Why are you hearing Yamada wrong all the sudden?)

Somatoke Outitug (Samatoki Aohitsugi. Usually it hears his name as “Summer Toki” or “Summer Toke”)

Due to Iruma (Jyuto Iruma. LOL WH- I mean, what isn’t due to Jyuto anyway?)

Rio Mason Bussejima (Riou Mason Busujima. This was surprisingly close somehow!)

Ramada on Memorial (Ramuda Amemura. Ramuda is spelled wrong but still. uHM excuse me, phone, is this a dark joke?? I don’t appreciate it!)

Didn’t Thought of You Minnow (Gentaro Yumeno. Well. I didn’t think of you either. How tf-)

Dice Adisugawa (Dice Arisugawa. I am surprised the last name is simply off by a simple letter, not bad.)

Decorating Gucci (Jakurai Jinguji. WH- HUH? Forget being a doctor, he’s Gucci now. Guess Ramuda rubbed off on him a bit.)

He Flew Me Izanami (Hifumi Izanami. The last name is right but WHAT- I MEAN I GUESS I SEE HOW IT HEARD THAT)

Topo Canon Soccer (Doppo Kannonzaka. I mean, compared to some of these, I can see how it heard this but still wtf)

Sasura Neuter Day (Sasara Nurude. The first name is a letter off, not bad, but THAT LAST NAME I- NEUTER DAY? I-)

Rocho Sasujimuri (Rosho Tsusujimori. For as wacky sounding as his last name is I am surprised my phone was some what close, the first name is not too bad I guess)

Ray Armageddon (Rei Amayado. First name is basically right, just spelled different but WHAT. ARMAGEDDON? I see… This is what the conman has been planning…)

Cuco Hor (Kuko Harai. Another that’s “right” with the wrong spelling for the first name. Hor… I think it couldn’t pick up “rai” when I spoke lmao)

Juicy I’m In (Jyushi Aimono. HAHAHAHA WHAT? LMAO I’M IN! FUCKIN- WHAT?)

Hey Toya I’m a Goonie (Hitoya Amaguni. THIS. THIS IS MY FAVORITE BY FAR WHAT THE FUCK. I just think of the movie The Goonies and I fucking cAN’T-)

Okay well, this was amusing and fun, if you want a laugh, reblog and add in your own voice-to-text madness and see what you get!

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This is the best joke I’ve ever seen thanks I’ve been laughing for twenty minutes

hot dawg!

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Buster Bros say: “fuck pedos and incest shippers” just confirmed by the real Buster Bros themselves!!!

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ohh how about rei? :]

never thought i would draw mr doesn’t pay child support but here i am

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oh while i’m posting doodles here’s an ouji jyushi from the other day idk if i’ll ever finish it

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dotsuitare hompo icons (^-^)

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pov: samatoki beats you to death for saying mtc isnt number one

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★ Ichiro Yamada - Hypnosis Mic 

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WIP ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Hifumi: Don't cry! There are plenty of fish in the sea!

Doppo: Theres also 14 billion tons of trash in the sea

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I've got your picture on my wall 💕