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hiss hiss moo

WELL HISS HISS MOO TO YOU TOO YOU R UDE GRAY

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hi there . how long is the average life span of a cattlesnake ? and also how long will you live ?

too long

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do you eat hay or mice? this has been plaguing me since this morning.

i have eaten a pizzeria

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Hey Reggie, is your body ready?

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"Aww! You are so cute! Do you like apples? Or maybe bread? I think I have some in my bag."

i have jumped you may open the bag for me to land in

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"Oh, goodness, Reggie, your fur has gotten so long. The winter must be difficult for you, with some cold blooded DNA in you." He's just gonna pat the Cattlesnake, what a lovely soft coat.

"Hello Commander," he shuts his eyes upon being pat. "Winter is not so bad. I like rolling around and getting stuck in the snow. But then my neck gets cold so I have to do this"

"And then I can't breathe"

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Hello mr cattle snake I'm a people [bonegonedog]

you smell very doggish for a people

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YOU ARE LOOKING STYLISH TODAY YOU BEAUTIFUL BEAST YOU

YEAST BEAST… IS THAT YOU

YOU ARE ALSO LOOKING MOST STYLISH

AND YOU SMELL JUST AS TASTY AND DIFFIDENT AS USUAL

an apple cat tells me things happened to you

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yes this will do

my fur has grown a lot

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10 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About The Muse

Inside The Actor's Studio Edition.

So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must reblog and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.)

10 Questions:

1. What is your favorite word?:  "Food."

2. What is your least favorite word?: "No."

3. What turns you on?: "Food."

4. What turns you off?: "No."

5. What sound do you love?: "Food."

6. What sound do you hate?: "NO."

7. What is your favorite curse word?:  "HISS."

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?:  "I would like to try being a human again. That is a profession to me."

9. What profession would you not like to do?:  "Be a cattlesnake. It is awful don't be a cattlesnake please"

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God(s) say when you arrive at the pearly gates?: "What did Porky do"

Bonus Questions:

1. Something most people don’t know about you?:  "I was a handsome man. You wouldn't have guessed"

2. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be?:  "I like food is there a sin for LIKING FOOD didn't think so"

4. Sexual Preference? "Food"

5. What position do you sleep in?: "Sleep"

6. What if someone told you…you HAD to lose, just this one time? "I would swallow them."

7. If you were a mythical creature which one would you be?  "um"

8. If you could live in any sort of environment (with your choice of inhabitants, climate, etc.), what would it be? Describe it. "I like the one I have now. There is food. girl cattlesnakes, and the ever diminishing faith for humanity."

9. If you could gain one super power (that you don’t already have), what would you want it to be? "To change back into a human at will. Cattlesnakes have perks that a man could use. 

10. If you had the choice between dying to save someone you love, or live on knowing you didn’t save them, which would you choose? "I would probably try, fail, then sleep off my immense guilt for the rest of my life"

10 tagged muses OH BOY UM not sure who to tag tbh !!! If you wanna go ahead and do it, please do yiss,

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*gives reginald a bell* so people know when you're coming!

it dings and dongs very loudly and i love it very much i will wear it forever

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do you accept m!as?

[[ sure do, go nuts! :> ]]

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The Cattlesnake is suddenly very intrigued, shocked by her sudden speech. He shot his neck straight upwards with his eyes widened and his ears upright. He is actually very relieved and not a moment after he throws his head on her shoulder.

'You are okay!! Yes please do hug me! Hug me and love me if you are okay!' 

[ Terry is staring at the cattlesnake. She does nothing but stare. Thousand yard style. ]

The Cattlesnake is practically her reflection. Except he is a Cattlesnake, and not a curious young girl. He is practically staring right through her.

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His eyes seemed to grow with curiosity.

'Watermelon? I do not believe I have tasted watermelon. I have since forgotten what watermelon is like. I would like to be enlightened. Perhaps it is worth a move.'

'...perhaps.'

"Err, hey, umm, Cattlesnake. Can you get off the train tracks please? I'll give you a... Ummm, a mouse to eat or something if you do?"

‘HM…' 

‘Mice are small and furry and wriggle too much on the way down. It’s gross. Plus these train tracks are very warm and cozy. They catch the sun perfectly.’

‘…if you can find food worth moving for, then I’ll move.’

*smile*

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'Lady cattlesnakes are rude and hoggish. They do not like being around me.' He sort of sighs, having answered it anyways. 

'Hmph! I could think lots and lots as a person. I could create wonderful things. Now I can hardly remember the reason I ended up in this body. It is just eating and sleeping, now. Cattlesnakes are boring creatures.'

Apple cat tilts head. "What happened to your glasses?"

Cattlesnake shakes and snorts and proceeds to glare at apple cat.

‘Do you deserve to know this? I was a human but now I am a Cattlesnake and can’t wear glasses. They are too small for me. You don’t deserve to know this so I am not going to tell you.’

He turns up his nose like hell yeah. Stuck it to her.

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'Snakes are very rude on their own. I am lucky to be more cattle than I am snake. And you are lucky too.' Perhaps more lucky that he liked her than anything else. He was a lot more snake-ish than he liked to admit.

'You are right, though- my body comes from the land laboratory. My mind does not. I made a mistake.' He said simply before he blew bubbles in the water with his nose, a lot more relaxed now. 

i have now seen the underwater world and it is beautiful. but i cannot swim. i am drowning.

"Oh." Oh man. How much she loved wildlife. Especially cattle. It reminded her of her old home on the farm. Even the Cattlesnake had something special about them. "Do you need help? Just…kick your legs like.." She began doing a doggie paddle to show him. "Ya know…and swim?"