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glass onion is so funny bc they’re all public figures right? imagine reading the news one day during the pandemic and you see that nancy pelosi, andrew tate, lana del ray, and neil degrasse tyson went to visit elon musk’s private island in greece and they all got exploded because elon musk took them on a joyride in a cybertruck that was basically the hidenburg. and also it blew up bc elon killed grimes during their divorce proceedings and grimes’ twin sister wanted revenge

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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

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Every animator, Scot, and associate of the aforementioned should be allowed to punch David Zazlav in the face.

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but did you go to taco bell?

Of course I did I’m not a monster

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i like the repeated implication in this series that elf food (especially the cake) is just Not That Great in general

also lmao shoutout to marcille's mom for getting a taste of italian food and straightup deciding she could never go back.

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Happy thursday lads. Do me a favour, take my dungeon meshi dating quiz and tell me who you got in the tags

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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

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Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3

(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)

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When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

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new favorite reddit user

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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

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The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

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Love is really dope when you find your person.