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I'm in the middle of my history class and I just learned about some king so short he made a crown to look taller

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so by now we all know that Derek's initials where on that thing right.

right?

well I don't think those were his initials. I saw this in some post/fanart I think where stiles thought those were his initials and Derek made fun of him.

and you know what? I don't think those were his initials, I also think that Stiles knew and he wasn't looking at them because those were Derek's, but because, like Allison, he was unable to finish high school and his life got ruined

also time-line accuracy is literally 0. at first derek is presented as being 19 ish, but then they age him up. the stuff with Paige happened when he was 14/15, 16 at most and right after that came Kate. plus, at the time Cora had to be at least 11. and how long ago was the fire? it's all a big mess

here's a rambling about some of the things teen wolf got wrong :)

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Your deities love you.

Haven’t tidied their altars in forever? They understand.

Don’t have the motivation to give them offerings? They get it.

You haven’t left bed for a long time? They still care about you.

Aren’t devoting time to them lately? They don’t mind

Forgot an offering? That’s alright. They forgive you.

Fucked something up? They’re not going to ditch you for your mistakes.

Decide to take a break from deity work? Totally cool, they’ll still be here for you.

Your deities understand your struggles. Even your mental health related issues. They get it, and they love you regardless. Just do your best for them, and they’ll appreciate it. 

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the fics I read be like

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It’s witchcraft…🎶

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I was just thinking

I've seen some posts that say that the jeep signified Stiles mental state or something like that in the late seasons

And if Derek is keeping that thing running and fixing it properly wouldn't that mean that Stiles it finally healing properly and he is essentially happy

BUT

he's healing and happy with Derek's help

so what if after stiles and Lydia broke up stiles reached up to Derek for some support

and let's say along the way they developed a relationship. witch would also fit with the fact that Eli acts so much like Stiles, because somewhere when he was like let's say 8 his dad got with this person that made him so happy and this person was also an agent and really cool, right? and they were also similar. so why not act like him?

also the reason Stiles wasn't at the funeral is because he was looking for a way to bring Derek back

also his complicated fillings for that car are because he knows stiles doesn't really want to come back to that hell hole. and since that car was the most precious thing for stiles he wants it to be in perfect condition when comes.

Eli obviously has permission from Stiles, but in secret because he's a little shit like that.

and this would also explain the way Cora wasn't mentioned in the film or no-one else came forward to take care of Eli, because they knew stiles would bring him back.

but you know, it was still traumatic seeing your dad die.

Thank you for coming to my TED TALK

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should I start writing fanfics?? I have like two ideas and I want to know if it's woth it

one would be stiles and Derek unhinged and killing Gérard and Kate and just every fuck that exists in the teen wolf universe

the other would be my version of derek being sent into the teen wolf movie and fixing shit and insulting people

I'm not that great at writing tho so don't expect much from me

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I don't even remember what fic it was from but there was one where Derek and stiles just went and killed Gerard in secret and when Chris told them about his death they were like:

derek: really? how tragic

Stiles: omg, how did that happen?

and honestly I think that was beautiful

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tbh I want to trash on the teen wolf movie more but my wonderful brain has this setting where it gets rid of things I hate or just pushes them at the back of my brain so I can live happily in delusion

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I don’t normally ask for help on here but can someone please send me $90,000.

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let's talk about the teen wolf movie again because I don't feel like studying

WHY THE FUCK DID ELI GO TO SCOTT AND ALISON???

the simple fact that an Argent has to take care of a Hale makes me feel deep consuming rage

don't get me wrong, I love Alison. she had great (wasted) potential but come on. after everything she, her family and Scott had done to Derek and his family we get this shit???i don't care that derek forgave Scott and Alison in order to move on this is just too upsetting. It's like Kate and Gerard never happened!!! plus the other shit that went down.

also à kid should literally be the last thing on their mind. Alison just came back from the dead she should be adapting to the situation not take care of a traumatized kid whose father died in the same way most of his family did. right! in! front! of! his! eyes!!

hell nah. Eli should've went to Cora and no one else. she just lost her brother ffs she literally wouldn't allow Eli to go to anyone else.

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fighting with myself to finish this atrocity of a movie because damn, this has to be a joke

I don't even know witch shippers have it worse so my prayers to everyone!

anyway

I'm going back to my delusional ass fics where Erica and Boyd are still alive, Laura came back from the dead for some reason, everyone is trashing on Peter because he's himself (with a subplot of him having a past with Chris) with amazing Sheriff who's name is John because that's also something they got wrong. let's not forget about Melissa being one of the best characters.

what else... ah!

Issac is here too because why wouldn't he be? a monster of the week to spice things up. Stiles has magic because why not? also shady going on evil! deaton with sassy Cora trying to exist on the side

also alpha Derek because he deserves better (plus his funeral was shit and so was his life. but he's amazing and he deserves better)

the new characters can come too, I don't mind

and you know what? I'm allowed to. because if that fuck that I don't even bother to learn the name of can completely ignore cannon, well so can I.

also take me back to the fics that had actually good original villains

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The best part of being authentic is that there is no image to maintain. You will delight some and disturb others, and none of it will concern the truth of your being.

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canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

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Did i just... Did i just get a bird with social anxiety?

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I love the way I just disappear for a period of time

like I don't even open some apps since I don't feel like

existing

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I hate it so much when I catch a cold, like my nose ain't able to do the only thing he is supposed to do!!!