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I love wangxian so much because they’re just a classic couple done right. Lan Wangji is the strong-but-silent protector type. He’s a leader. He’s a provider. He’s possessive in a charming way. And not to be stereotypical, but Wei Wuxian is such a perfect wife-type. He’s great with kids. He can summon armies of the undead. He sodomizes himself with swords. He feeds his enemies their own limbs. Just so classic and sweet.

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the addams family are catching up on modern slang, and they really love how a slang word meaning 'good' is 'slay'

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It's always

"When will fanfic writers update their stories?"

And never

"Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?"

Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they're stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!

Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.

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I came out to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now [source]

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Full moon at the Temple of Poseidon in Sounio, Greece

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Good god the TALENT

LOOK AT THEIR EXPRESSIONS LAN ER GEGE IS ALREADY IN LOVE

My contribution to the Japanese Dragonji X Foxxian zine. A supernatural meet-cute, if you will🌸

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this is EXACTLY why hanguang-jun must now be within 100 meters of wei wuxian at all times (part 3)

13 years to load in.....

[part 1]

[part 2]

also here's part 4

Wei "i sure hope my big strong husband will protect me ∠( ˘꒳˘」∠)＿" Wuxian

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Must save food provider

(via)

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Lan Wangji: *drinking tea in the kitchen*

Jiang Cheng: *walks in*

Lan Wangji: To what do I owe the displeasure?

Jiang Cheng: I just came to get a snack...wait this is my kitchen. What are you even doing here?

Wei Wuxian: *from his bedroom* Lan Zhan, where did you go?

Lan Wangji: Him.

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Wei Wuxian (sprawled on the breakfast table): I don't want to go to school anymore. I hate school. There are way too many rules. Old man Lan hates me. Nobody likes me.

Lan Wangji: I love you. And so do the kids.

Jiang Cheng: Please do not encourage him. And you! You are a teacher. Lay off the theatrics!

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Lan Qiren: Wangji, I will be busy this evening with a discussion conference. You'll have to go to bed without your bedtime guqin music.

4-year-old Lan Wangji: Shufu is...evil? Shufu is unyielding? Shufu is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little qiankun pouch and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in Cloud Recess.

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The way in those 13/16 years Jiang Cheng & Lan Zhan were never again called Jiang Cheng & Lan Zhan. And didn't know if they ever will be again.

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prompt: wangxian. wwx mistaken lxc for lwj (post canon)

Wei Ying spots a familiar back in the back hills, blinks and smirks. "So early, Lan Zhan - did you already convince Xichen-ge to come out of seclusion?"

Wide shoulders tense under his wrapped arms.

"With you so busy, we haven't the time to try for little ones like we vowed--"

"Wei Ying," Lan Zhan's strangled voice comes, not from the man he's hugging but from behind. Oh shit.

"It seems I really do need to end my seclusion." Wei Ying scrambles back with a yelp as Lan Xichen turns around.

"A-ah, Zewu-jun! T-that's--"

"I expect a lot of nieces and nephews, Wangji."

"Mn."

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beach au 3.0

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cottagecore au where nobody dies!

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Wei Wuxian: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Lan Wangji: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Wei Wuxian: Absolutely not.