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,,I don't even like spiders, that's why I wear those black leather gloves"

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Good Omens + text posts

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i’ll be honest, i’m not 100% sure stede has canonically said ‘jolly good’ but he has the right energy

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YOU *wheeze* YOU HAD A HEART ATTACK?! FROM BEING TOLD OFF?!

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#the many walks of crowley

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#the many walks of crowley

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i miss my wife tails

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the father, the son, the holy ghost

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>>> Risk ineffable husbands, 7 pages

here's a little comic, it's not completely show!gomens compliant but its headcanons i enjoy

comic notes under cut :)

I enjoy Az already realising he likes Crowley by the time Adam appears but hasn't yet worked out what to do with that information bc acts-of-service Crowley Can't Talk, Wont Talk.

Crowley on the other hand has been VERY GOOD at ignoring why he spends so much of his time around Az so only on the crux of YOU'RE GOING TO LOOSE HIM did anything manage to force its way through to his brain. (i did not enjoy crowley being told he was in love with az in s2, i think he could have worked it out himself)

i rly enjoy hcs where they started sleeping together and with humans for fun (i mean the ox ribs scene sets some v good precedent for this) az sleeps with humans bc he indulges! he likes pleasure! crowely on the other hand is very bad at catching feelings and doesnt like it when they die so has mostly only slept with az (did i mention he's VERY good at ignoring his feelings) but they probably haven't slept together for a few hundred years when adam pops up.

my compliant show!hcs are still that az knows he loves crowley (i mean the scene with jim where he leaps out of the chair to attempt to protect crowley saying no he defo doesnt know ANYONE who he feels that way with, don't look closely at anyone he is with) and is just sort of sitting on it still, waiting for any hint from crowley, planning a ball definitely only for humans and no other reason. Crowley is obviously very protective of Az but he still hasn't clicked why he's worried about him but he doesn't have the excuse of heaven or hell anymore so it wouldn't have taken much for him to work it out (hello one of his first lines in s2 is "you ever think, what's the point?" the point is love you idiot)

(book!gomens is just they're already married and have been fucking for centuries but the book just doesnt mention that.)

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SHE'S SO GENDER

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Crowley: *asks some questions*

God: you’re ugly and we hate you

Aziraphale: *gives the sword away which eventually becomes war’s sword* *does temptations for his demon friend* *lies to thwart the will of god* *tries to kill an 11 year old*

God: would mommy’s specialest little main character like a promotion? ❤️

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GOOD OMENS "In the Beginning" (1.01) - Deleted Scene

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when you try to not let your sworn "enemy" know that you find him adorable

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is it gayer to write crowley as femme presenting, using she/her, but referring to her in the past with he/him, OR using he/him in past scenes but also while he’s femme presenting. i need to know for science.

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obsessed with people on tiktok making thirst edits of harry watling as if inside man wasn't the most harrowing and deeply stressful viewing experience ever

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I can't believe it took 5 seasons for Laszlo to shout "Quick! To the laboratory!"

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He's a demon. He lied.