iam5k2clown

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Hyunjin: "So what we eating for dinner?"

Han: "You bro."

Hyunjin: "Bro.."

Chan: "1 dinner. 1 DINNER IS ALL I'M ASKING FOR!"

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Jisung: “Here is your hot cup of tea sir.”

Seungmin: “Thank you- wait its cold.”

Jisung: “cup of tea.”

Seungmin: “BLEH. This tastes terrible! Is this even tea?”

Jisung: “Cup.”

Seungmin: “It’s in a glass.”

Jisung: “      .”

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Chan: “Hey.”

Minho: “Hey.”

Chan: “I can’t sleep.”

Minho: “I can.”

Chan:

Minho: “Goodnight.”

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Felix: "Uh, Hyung, this chocolate tastes funny."

Chan: "What the- who gave you that?"

Felix; "No one gave me it. I found it in the middle of the street."

Chan: "Felix, I'm worried about you.."

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*in war*

Felix: "Uh, hyung? What is this on the floor?"

Chan: "OH GOD ITS A GRENADE!!"

Felix: "WHAT DO WE DO?!"

Chan: "THROW IT BACK FELIX! THROW IT BACK!!"

Felix: "Boogie bomb."

*Felix starts twerking*

Chan:

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Lee Know: “You remind me of A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K.”

Seungmin: “How so?”

Lee Know: “Amazing, Brilliant, Confident, Dazzling, Elegant, Funny, Gorgeous, and Handsome.”

Seungmin: “Aww, how sweet of you! What about the I, J, K?”

Lee Know: “I’m just kidding.”

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Seokjin: “What u got there?”

Namjoon: “Cookies..”

Seokjin: “Fire extinguisher or Fire fighters?”

Namjoon with hair burning like his mixtape: “The fire fighters, and an ambulance.”

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When SuperM was formed

Lee Soo Man: “Yep, that’s the whole line up. Now all we need is the leader.”

Baekhyun: “Sounds like a job for me.”

Taemin: “No, me. I’ve been in the kpop industry for over a decade now.”

Taeyong: “No, me. I took care of 20 children.”

Mark: “I’ve been leader before.”

Taeyong: “For the youngest that is.”

Lucas: “C’mon guys, we all know the most handsome person in this room should be leader.”

Ten: “Which is why I should be the leader.”

Kai: “I love this show. How many episodes do you think 1 season has?”

Lee Soo Man: “This is gonna take a while. Isn’t it.”

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Yixing: “It has almost been a decade since we debuted, and we are all in our early 30s.”

Chanyeol: “Yeah, it felt like yesterday since we debuted.”

Sehun: “Lmao y’all old people.”

Junmyeon:

Jongdae

Baekhyun:

Jongin: “This is why you get the least lines.”

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Baekhyun: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”

Jongdae: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”

Minseok: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.”

Junmyeon: “What in the name of all cottons is going on here?”

Kyungsoo in earmuffs: “Killing my ears.”

Jongin: “They’re doing a high note battle again.”

Junmyeon:

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Chanyeol: “I’m the best rapper in Exo.”

Sehun: “No, I am. I just get lesser lines.”

Chanyeol: “Let’s have a rap battle using our iconic lines. Whoever wins, gets more lines than the loser.”

Sehun: “Bet.”

Chanyeol: *raps his part in lightsaber*

Sehun: “Yoo das hype.”

Chanyeol: “Alright then, your turn.”

Sehun: “Aight.”

Chanyeol: “Go on..”

Sehun: “I promise you.”

Chanyeol

Sehun:

no really

https://youtu.be/5-mWNom0UDE?t=281

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Changbin: “I feel like you’re using us as an advantage since you’re the maknae and all.”

Jeongin: “No I’m not”

Jeongin: “Now give me a back rub.”

Changbin: “No.”

Jeongin: “CHAN HYUNG!”

Changbin: “I’m just kidding heheh..”

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when  the 4 Jisungs meet up getting ready for a stage performance

Jisung: “Jisung have you brought the mics?”

Jisung: “I brought the mics, Jisung have you brought the snacks for Jisung when he gets hungry?”

Jisung: “Darn right you are, anyways Jisung, will you remember the lyrics this time?”

Jisung: “Yea whatever. Now gimme those nuts.”

Jisung: “Anyways Jisung..”

Jisung: “Yea?”

Jisung: “Oh not you, I meant Jisung.”

Jisung: “Yes Jisung?”

Jisung: “not you either, I meant Jisung.”

Jisung: “Yeah?”

Jisung: “no not you either”

Also Jisung to himself: “Anyways you got the visuals? Of course I did.”

Jisung:

Jisung:

Jisung:

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Chanyeol: “Listen here Kyungsoo, I’m older and bigger than you and I can totally beat you up. Now listen when I-”

Kyungsoo giving a death glare: “Can you repeat that again?”

Chanyeol: “Take my money and go get something you like.”

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Jisung as a walmart staff: "Excuse me sir, but I'd have to make you wear your mask."

Minho: "Oh I can't. I have this condition."

Jisung: "What is the condition sir?"

Minho: "Corona Virus."

Jisung:

Minho: