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My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

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Wish there was a better social shorthand for “I’m sure they’re a lovely person in their own way but we are so baseline incompatible that being around them longer than five minutes makes me feel like exploding into smithereens.”

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i would cannibalize god's rotting corpse. if the opportunity arose

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do u think Tinkerbell ever just fuckin bit people? she's tiny, angry, and easily mistaken for an insect, surely she gave into that tempation

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I just need you to know:

I once dumped a guy bc he didn’t own a rice cooker.

rice is the perfect food and westerners should eat more of it i'm so serious

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A painting of some edible flowers ~

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You know what fantasy writing needs? Working class wizards.

A crew of enchanters maintaining the perpetual flames that run the turbines that generate electricity, covered in ash and grime and stinking of hot chilies and rare mushrooms used for the enchantments

A wizard specializing in construction, casting feather fall on every worker, and enchanting every hammer to drive nails in straight, animating the living clay that makes up the core of the crane

An elderly wizard and her apprentice who transmute fragile broken objects. From furniture, to rotten wood beams, to delicate jewelry

A battle magician, trained with only a few rudimentary spells to solve a shortage of trained wizards on the front who uses his healing spells to help folks around town

Wizarding shops where cheery little mages enchant wooden blocks to be hammered into the sides of homes. Hammer this into the attic and it will scare off termites, toss this in the fire and clean your chimney, throw this in the air and all dust in the room gets sucked up

Wizard loggers who transmute cut trees into solid, square beams, reducing waste, and casting spells to speed up regrowth. The forest, they know, will not be too harsh on them if the lost tree’s children may grow in its place

Wizard farmers who grow their crops in arcane sigils to increase yield, or produce healthier fruit

Factory wizards who control a dozen little constructs that keep machines cleaned and operational, who cast armor to protect the hands of workers, and who, when the factory strikes for better wages, freeze the machines in place to ensure their bosses can’t bring anyone new in.

Anyway, think about it.

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"please contact your provider"

they say the road to hell is paved with good intentions but your first glance at me is filled with assumptions when your diagnosis is three times the length of your name you start defining yourself by the scale of your pain package your symptoms in takeable pills your body exists in a battle of wills i use a guitar to help me describe the amplified pain that burns through my insides but guitars get to rest at the end of a song while i'll go on forever with a body all wrong

29 November 2024

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"The Pilots"

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Night Vale had some of the BEST one off quotes that would just suckerpunch you in the chest leave you breathless

Like the one that stuck with me was this one:

"when a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why sometimes you just feel sad."

It's been almost 11 years... It haunts me in a good way

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bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

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keep going

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"Go to hell" "I already exist on a level of hell." "Exist on one that isn't near mine."

shut up you do NOT get to put that in this garbage book any other book id be laughing but HERE im BITING YOU

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