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So my fellow humans, I forget, which of these "papers" are "monies"?
#asking for a friend#alien#alien perspective#clean humor#alien jokes#i am not an alien#humor#funny#aliens
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I love going to visit the Earth and seeing all the humans in their little enclosure. Just don't tap on the atmosphere, it freaks them out.
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Maybe humans haven't discovered alien life yet because alien life freaking hates them.
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Be real. The moon isn't made of cheese, or hollow, or a satellite from another planet to ensure humans can't leave Earth and muck up another planet beyond repair until the entire solar system withers away. .......that's definitely not what's going on.
#alien#aliens#alien perspective#wake up#newsflash#get with it#humor#clean humor#funny#alien jokes#i am a human being#not an alien
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How important is sunscreen on Earth? Hypothetically would an alien from Neptune need to put some on? Asking for a friend.
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Please petition NASA with me to stop sending rovers to Mars. We They are running out of parking spots.
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What exactly is a meme? And is it contagious? Asking for a friend that is also a human.
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Maybe the reason aliens never want to talk to you people us is because you we can’t even decide the right way to say crayon?
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Maybe the people of Pluto don’t think Earth is a planet.
#aliens#humor#pluto#Earth#food for thought#first post#perspective#heads up nasa#wake up#newsflash#did you hear about pluto
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