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"It wasn't him"

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Snek

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god I fucking love strawberries

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SO IMPORTANT

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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@walkietalkiesaki just said the our father in Latin and nobody noticed

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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It is?!?!?!?

AAAAAAA

why didn't anyone tell me it was lesbian visibility week

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Or white girl

Thats me

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I like gravity falls because it perfectly captures the midwest American experience perfectly. You know like falling into a bottomless pit thats actually a wormhole and flips around with opposite gravity and spits you out at the top

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Hope you're doin ok <3

relapsed and wanted to talk to a helpline and all I got was "were experiencing high wait times" which is just making me feel worse so maybe I should just go to sleep.

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Deadpool disguises itself [as a movie] as a goofy, nonsensical movie that nobody really cared about during development by making stupid jokes, covering 90% of its plot with crude jokes and humor and low-quality/low-effort filming and dialogue, but at its core it provides an insightful look into emotionally damaged people, self-sacrifice, and psychology. It seems ridiculous and disrespectful towards these topics but the way it presents the issues in a comedic and, on the surface, laissez-faire way makes the topics easier to digest and even unconsciously easier to understand and process for those watching it can actually help those who have never experienced the issues that are discussed to relate to and begin to have an understanding of, which really helps everyone involved and it's all through this disguise of crude comedy. In this essay I will

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I'm actually starting to like how I look in the mirror (:

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I'm actually starting to like how I look in the mirror (:

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Im legally required to reblog this

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

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Capitalism has ingrained it into our minds that everything we want is achieved through its products and it provides everything and nothing else does. They created an artificial dependency on a fake necessity and now large corporations run the world. Technology was supposed to be a resource not whatever this is. There are cities that went car-free, everyone walks places, they force prices down, kick out large companies and work on an older system where goods and services are exchanged for goods and services not an artificial currency that can be manipulated by the government and anyone who wants to. I'm not talking about the Amish either. This is what the world needs and I get so angry sometimes that for some reason it's not. National and worldwide mental and physical health declines every year and the ozone layer gets thinner and nobody who wants to change it CAN because it's not the common man's fault. It's capitalism and it's destroying us. Amazon encourages every individual person to recycle and "reduce our carbon footprint" and then sends 80 planes out every month circling the globe handing out and selling products that were made through (usually) slave labor for artificially inflated prices. I'm so sick of it because there's nothing we can do because the people in power are drunk with it and only worry about things that are inconsequential in the long term or that will only end in violence. It's a game to distract us but it won't work because too many people are watching now. The problem is that nobody watching can do shit about it because the corporate ladder is a sham and none of us will ever be in such a position to do anything about it. Money is a sham, so are gender roles that are enforced by capitalism, womanizing and internalized misogyny convinces more women to sell their bodies for a dream, hatred and a suffocating standard forces men to bottle up everything and breed hatred to let it pass to the next generation but if I can do anything about it I know that my line of it ends with me but anyway I'm gonna go watch dr strange now

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"You are what you eat" I say to my horrorstruck best friend as they watch me pour what can only be described as a blasphemous amount of ranch dip into my mouth before violently devouring 6 chicken strip baskets from dairy queen

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I'm more invested in the relationship between the little kid in the burning car on the bridge and spiderman than I am the relationship between spiderman and his whole dang UNCLE who DIED because their "emotional bonding" moments were all just "hurr durr we are men and we do plumbing" and "awooga women pretty" and I think that says something about how men are portrayed in media yk. Let men have emotions ESPECIALLY when it's their fAMILY this has been a random psa I guess

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Reading The Book Thief by Markus Zusak. Oh goodness oh gracious this is incredible

Definitely not lighthearted but SUPER interesting. It's set in Nazi Germany so yk yk but dam is this good

Highly recommend