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Learn to defend against a bigot grabbing your hijab from behind!

In this post-election hate-crime spike, self defense is more important than ever. Practice this move until it becomes muscle memory and teach your body to react before thinking.

(via Zee Abdulla)

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me: nice nice frien: yee frien: also I experienced the biggest lie yet with flippen box weight xD frien: i was unloading and this box said that it was 9 pounds was like legit 60pounds XD me: omfg XD me: r i pf frien: ikr XD me: XD me: i can just see u tryina lift it me: XD me: and ur like o me: it'll be eas- HNNGNGHFG frien: -accidentally dies- xD frien: whoop frien: like i guess now i got used to it and can lift around 60 but that was hella dumb xD me: tfw i can actually draw ur hair properly now instead of drawing u with ur hair down me: XD me: XDD me: im posting this on tumblr frien: have fun xDD

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The breakfast... The toast... The helping him torture and kill people... That was nice. Such a great bonding moment.

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my friend’s typos are the shit

frien: We're watching a show about myths and shit me: ooo frien: XD yee they went from king arther, to that guy that pisses off pasiduan to mermaids me:  XD frien: XD frien:  Odisis frien: That's who it was frien: I looked up and it's just like "niddles" me: niddles frien: Nipples XD me: niddles frien: //shush pats frien: I got distracted by the nips me: n i d d l e s frien: ewe me: ||D me: im saving that one frien: XD they keep jumping around on stores frien: Bitch one at a time

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Lovely, plants are friends

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I drew a squishy boy and i’m proud of him so I wanted to share :’0c

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Reblog if school has ever made you;

• have an anxious/ a panic attack • cancel out basic needs to do work (showering, eating, etc) • feel depressed • feel isolated/ ignored • feel like education is a burden • stressed to the point of tears

(doesnt have to be all)

im trying to prove a point to my friend who disagrees with it all

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Incredbiles 2 (2018) Official Teaser Trailer

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“Tfw dysphoria strikes you out of absolutely nowhere”

-bun

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me (not caffeinated): anxious

me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster

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Sleeping bumblebees (or, as I like to call them, “deactivated buzzyfluffs”).

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oh look it’s me and my twin

@ianandfriends

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I thought it was satan

Me: man i almost wanna go out and check shit out rn Me: XD Friend: I know more about creams and face wash than makeup XD Me: but today isn't a gud day Friend: XD imr Me: XD Friend: Ikr Me: well idk it is for me Me: but it prob isnt for u Me: XD Me: shit its already wednesday Friend: Any day that my dad isn't home isn't a gud day to go out Friend: Oh Me: yah XD Friend: Already Me: i thought it was monday Me: XD Friend: Pft thought it was Satan Friend: Saturday Friend: XD Friend: Fucking phone Me: XDDDD Me: satan

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Mario Fart Race

Friend: XD like I could imagine a brain sitting and then for no reason screams -anxiety- Me: i imagine a really bored brain sitting down on a stool Me: and they're checking their watch every now and again Me: and then all of a sudden they check their watch and it's on the word anxiety Me: and then chaos ensues Friend: XD that episode of spongebob when they make the krusty krab all fancy And they do that segment in spongebobs brain, that's anxiety Friend: XD Me: YAH Me: THATS MY BRAIN Friend: XD mines a less dramatic but still chaotic Me: XD Me: yours is that scene Me: but in slow mo Friend: Like if we were in a Mario fart race I'm right behind you Friend: XD Friend: Yeah Me: Mario fart race Friend: XD Friend: Cart Me: Kart Friend: XD Friend: Whatever Me: XD Friend: So they had to be special Me: mario wario tohmato tomahto Me: XD Friend: XD Me: XD Friend: Mario fart race tho Friend: XD

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2 cats 1 roof

Friend: they're not like mean or anything but just weird XD Me: XDD Friend : for the past few days they haven't showed up but they will once it cools down again xD Me : oh god Me : XD Friend : specifically there's like this all brown cat that's fluffy, an orange tabby cat with brown eyes,a white cat with short hair and blue eyes, and a black cat with green eyes and part of its ear torn xD Me : ; 0 ; Friend : the black cat is the most like sketchy out of all of them xD Friend : and also the most easily freaked out XD Friend : i msorry I'm talking about the cats so much xD Friend : im almost finished with the sketching part xD Me : its okiiiiii Me : //w\\ Friend : ; u ; Me: :3c Me : i like kitties Friend : u'd probably love all this cat action then xD Friend : like if u spent the night they'd probably show up xD Friend : maybe not all but one or two xD Me : XDDD Me : om Friend : yis XD Me : >:3c Me : gotta get me some of that kitty action Me : i sound like a fucking pervert XD Friend : lol Friend : i love me some good ol' cats xD Me : XD Friend : xDD Friend : 2 cats 1 roof XD Friend : = fuck ton of noise and no sleep XD

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If you're cold you can just put on more layers, but if you're hot you can't just rip off your skin to get cooler.

Ian @ all of the people who say being cold is worse than being hot