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A Day to Scan

National Barcode Day (6/26) It all started in 1974 with a pack of Wrigley’s chewing gum. We now use barcodes for just about everything. Check out this one for some bad dad jokes in a podcast.An example?Why do Swedish warships have barcodes?So when they enter port…they can Scandinavian.

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Merge into the right lane

Treat every day like highway construction. Never stop working on yourself!(just like PENNDOT for you Pennsylvania folks)And ponder why… There is a Highway to Hell, but a Stairway to Heaven.  Which lane you in today?

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You see a lot of red today?

National Patch Day (6/24) You ever wonder how to hide an elephant in a strawberry patch?Paint its toenails red!  Don’t believe me?  You every see an elephant in a strawberry Patch?

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Today will be a great Monday!!

National Take Your Dog to Work Day! (6/23)My work in my retired world is filled with this daily and a weekly podcast.Yes, there’s coffee and a four-legged friend involved. Macy Jane helps the fur fly to make any day a fun day.

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You're bananas! (no really!)

We share 99.9% of our DNA with each other. Or as Rachel Vincent shared one day: “We’re all alike, in that we’re each a little different” On the other hand, humans also share 50% of their DNA with bananas.“If you look close enough, you’ll see we all have some appeal”.(That’s mine)

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Don't forget to smile!

National Selfie Day (6/21) We’ll snap 93 MILLION today!Chances are you’re a member of the club. If you’re average, you’ll take 2 minutes to take snap each of the two selfies you’ll take today. Remember…behind every selfie are 17 nearly identical photos that didn’t make the cut. :0)

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You inspired this

How can you find inspiration to lead today? Show that you’re willing to do one thing that no one else will do. “If you’re not willing to risk the usual, you’ll have to settle for the ordinary”.Thank Jim Rohn for that…inspiration.

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You feeling lucky today?

“Luck favors the prepared mind”, per Richard Manning. Here’s hoping you’re prepared enough for some bad dad jokes,and don’t mind them in a fun chat about the people who feel naturally lucky.those who don’t, and hope you can start feeling that way. Lucky for you, this episode is only 15 minutes.  Street Curb Curiosity – The Podcast  You’re in luck, the podcast is on APPLE PODCASTSCLICK HERE

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You have the time?

National Watch Day (6/19) About half of us wear a watch every day, but it’s mostly older folks.(think boomers)My friend wears 3 watches. He says it’s because he’s retired? He has a lot of time on his hands.

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What did you buy?

National Splurge Day (6/18) Today may be the day for you to treat yourself.  When shopping, what do we splurge on the most?SHOES! I splurged.I didn’t think orthopedic running shoes would help me…but I stand corrected.

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A genuine trash post

National Garbage Man Day (6/17) Some serious trash talk. Give these peeps a grateful wave today. What they do is dangerous, ranked the 7th most dangerous job in 2024. “You could be the world’s best garbage man or the best model.  It doesn’t matter what you do…if you are the best”.Thank Mohammad Ali for the positivity;I can’t “refuse” that thinking.

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Weekend Feelings

Did you suffer from a little ilithiophobia over the weekend? What’s that?It’s a strong and persistent feeling of intolerance of stupidity. Now that you know, how was your weekend again?  ;0)Enjoy your day!

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She needs a good day

National Karen Day (6/15) A group of crows is a called a murder. What do you call a group of Karens? A Migraine! Karen jokes really suck for real Karens…Reach out to any Karen you know.Tell her to have a great day.Real Karens have earned one.(Take it from a guy named Richard…think about it)

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Make mine a double

National Bourbon Day (6/14) Sorry, I have to be a bit corny(at least 51% anyway)Enjoy my favorite beverage today…but maybe not order a double.That’s two whiskey!

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You've got roots?

National Weed Your Garden Day (6/13) Today’s the day for you to clean up your….garden.You know, your garden…your inbox, closet, basement, car trunk, business or hey even a plot of dirt in your back yard with flowers and veggies!!  Remember if you give weeds an inch, they’ll take a YARD! :0)

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Stressed? Try wine

National Rosé Day  (6/12) You always feel better after you wine a little. Enjoy but remember: it’s not the stress that kills you…It’s how you react to it.To cope with stress you either need to have a strong spirit…or strong spirits. Cheers!

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You may wanna sleep on it

When your spouse says I slept with lumpy last night.They mean you or the mattress? Time for a new one?About 70,000 people every week think so. A comfy but firm episode to answer your mattress questions!Don’t take your discomfort or these dad jokes lying down.Can’t decide? Listen up and sleep on it. Street Curb Curiosity – The PodcastCLICK HERE for Apple Podcasts