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Don't hesitate to read this

National Potato Day (8/19) What do you call a potato reluctant to celebrate this special day?A Hesitator!“Fear Causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true” Thank Patrick Swayze for trying to keep you from being a couch potato with that thought.

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This was NOT a drill

Wow the first full weekend of Premiere League Soccer(okay fútball) A lesson to learn from these guys: Practice like you play. “What you practice is what you do”. Thank Benny Urquidez for hammering home the point: this is not a drill.

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Ironically, I'm not lying

Define IronyIt’s a red sunset on the blue planet, but a blue sunset on the red planet.You know…Mars!?! I’m not lying…and that’s even more irony. Funny how all people lie, but no one wants to be lied to.

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You making fun of my city?

National Tell a Joke Day (8/16) Pick your favorite City smile: A Philadelphia JokeThere was a big riot in PhillyWe just really don’t know if it’s a protest or a celebration A New York City JokeI’ve read someone gets mugged every minute in NYC…I feel bad for that guy An LA JokeWhen you meet an actor in LA, what’s the best question to ask?“May I have more coffee?”

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Where the grass is greener

There are a lot of people who think the grass is greener on the other side. (of whatever)May I suggest the grass is greener…where you water it.Tend to your own lawn and have a great weekend!

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You enjoy that sunset?

Did you enjoy last night? It was the last time the sun will set after 8pm until next May.But no matter what time:“Sunsets are proof that no matter what happens, every day can end beautifully”.Thank Kristen Butler for that one. And yeah I know, this is really only true for any place around 40° latitude.Like Philly.For my global thinking friends,this is also true for Madrid, Naples, Athens and…

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lefty loosey?

National Left Handers Day (8/13) A big day for about 12% of the world.In the 1600’s they thought you were a witch.Famous lefties: Ronnie Reagan, David Bowie, Napoleon, Oprah, Paul McCartney, Obama, Keanu Reeves, JFK, Da Vinci and Joan of Ark… It’s ironic that a left handed person using a pen is for…righting?

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Don't let this go to your head

Current hairstyles and color your thing? Don’t let this go to your head. If blonde, brat green, bobs and being bald is not a buzzkill,enjoy a few minutes of hair doo diligence you can mullet over. Street Curb Curiosity – The PodcastFind a fresh episode cut on Apple PodcastsCLICK HERE

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You may agree with this

I’ve never learned anything in life from anyone who agreed with me. Do you agree?  ;0) “We don’t always agree, but hopefully we make each other think and that’s what matters”.  Than Vanessa Kerry for that….and making us think.

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This is a joke

National Presidential Joke Day (8/11) Maybe not what you’re expecting…but:I did see the CEO of IKEA was just elected president of Sweden. I expect he will have his cabinet together in a few hours. Or as president Martin Van Buren once said: “It’s easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn’t”!

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You spoil your dog?

National Spoil Your Dog Day (8/10) A friend’s dog would chase people riding on a bike.It got so bad, he had to take the pup’s bike away.Let your dog have some fun today…and some peanut better. (PB is really their fav…really!)

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You'll see at least one today

National Garage Sale Day (8/9) At a garage sale I bought an old radio with a broken volume knob,I just couldn’t turn it down!!A yard sale, a garage sale and an estate sale walk into a bar.You buying this? Street Curb Curiosity – The PodcastFind the perfect podcast on Apple Podcasts: CLICK HERE

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If I had a dollar

National Dollar Day (8/8) Celebrating the day when the USA printed its first dollar in 1862. What would a dollar buy back then?10 pounds of beef, 5 dozen eggs, or a week’s rent or about 4 gallons of whiskey. BUT, the average person only made a dollar a day, so there’s THAT too. Some people do terrible things for money.Like get up early to go to work…on a Friday.

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Do you water fake flowers?

Watering fake flowers is a waste of time. Beautiful from a distance, but when you get close…you figure out they’re not real or good.Question:How much time do YOU waste taking care of fake friends? You may find yourself thinking…Oopsie Daisies?

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What a close shave!

You question why 2 out of 3 guys have some fur on their face? Enjoy a podcast episode that gives you some clean cut answers, razor thin rationaleand really dull dad jokes. Street Curb Curiosity – The PodcastCLICK HERE for Apple Podcasts

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Chew on this today

National Fresh Breath Day (8/6) A fresh day to “Believe in yourself. You’re braver than you think, more talented than you know, and capable of more than you imagine.” Thank Roy T. Bennett for that thought, and if you need it…me for some encourage…mint.

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Remember what you did?

Somewhere out there is a stranger who still thinks of youbecause you were kind on that one day a long time ago,when they really really needed it.  Never stop being that person.  Today: Be kind (again)