Researching anomalies. Analyzing unidentifiable samples. Being astounded by local phenomenon. While being here is rewarding (though no conclusive evidence to anything has been discovered yet) trying to keep up with the 'normal' events can be a bit...trying. As Cecil would say, Welcome to Night Vale 聽stalkers
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I bet Carlos the Scientist loves iCarly
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I bet Carlos the Scientist does not give a single damn about Tumblr being nominated for a Webby.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist wonders why there's no Scientist Appreciation Day. I mean, there's Wife Appreciation Day, Fathers Day, Engineer Appreciation Week even...like what the heck man?
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I bet Carlos the Scientist knows a man named Alex Hirsch.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist watches Steven Universe. His favorite is square mom, of course.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist hates extreme components, but if there's a coupon of buy one get one for something he likes...well let's just say, he's all over it.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist wishes he could try the Little Caesar's pretzel crust pizza.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist wishes you all a Happy Halloween and for everyone to stay safe going about your various activities tonight.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist missed tonight's The Walking Dead.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist wishes he could take his blanket everywhere with him.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist reads far too much into other people's words.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist gets really annoyed with Cecil in the early hours of the morning. Cecil likes to keep him awake for as long as possible just talking or cuddling so Carlos doesn't get much sleep.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist picks fights with Cecil just to see him get flustered and pout because it's cute
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I bet Carlos the Scientist HATES that awkward span of days between Christmas and New Year's Eve.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist love when necessities are available in fun novelty options..like soap! Carlos loves to have Fortune Cookie Soap in his bathroom for guests...though the last time he had a party, there was a bite missing from it by the end of the night.
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I bet Carlos the Scientist would remind everyone that while there be plenty to feast on, try not to over do it. Like, don't worry you look really great, he just doesn't want you to be ill later tonight/tomorrow.
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#plus you wont have to cook for the next few meals#yeeeessss#leftovers ftw#pie at two am#turkey for breakfast#shit son think of all the great snacks tomorrow
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I bet Carlos the Scientist is extremely passive during Black Friday shopping.
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