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janeway’s interactions with the borg queen are so good it’s just 24/7 girlboss on girlboss violence between the two of them. the borg queen calls her up and is like “stay in your lane bitch!!!” and janeway’s like “no ❤️” and proceeds to start a civil war. icon

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do u have a bf

it’s a dream of mine to have a beautiful farm

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honestly this is the best headline ever written

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It's all right, I've been an inconvenience this whole time!

Pharos, followed closely by Lorilla’s player saying he’s been an inconvenience his whole life 

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It may be a nice library but its no fantasy library of alexandria.

Pharos, who accidentally destroyed the fantasy library of Alexandria

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Keith: I'm a person!

Lorilla: You're a half-orc.

Keith: I'm a half-orc, WITH FEELINGS

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Just a quick question, Pharos: what the fuck were you thinking?!

Lorilla, the angry mom 

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Necromancer Dice 💀

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“Happy one year to my d&d campaign, Enigma Emblem Chronicles. I've been dealing with a lot of mental health struggles and sometimes playing d&d is all I want to do, so thanks to these weirdos for putting up with me. You all are some of my best friends and I love all of you so much. Here's to another five years! Also happy first player death! (It's okay a god might have intervened and saved him)” - @scatteringmyashes​

Art by valroyou

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KEITH AND RAK'ASS

[ Send Me Writing Prompts ]

Keith and Rak’ass are characters in the Enigma Emblem Chronicles, a D&D campaign I run on Saturdays. Rak’ass is an NPC and Keith is @koragg1 ‘s character. They’re both half-orcs. 

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Halloween DnD art trade with @officialakirakurusu

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Keith is enamored by his strong half-orc boyfriend

Commission Prices

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So I tried to use our unbreakable rope to make friendship necklaces and my logic was off a bit–

Tekoian (Dragonborn) belongs to AgentDragon

DM is scatteringmyashes

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We all have just a little bit of magic, kid. Sometimes it’s all you need.

Malzene Amberlight, coming out of nowhere with some sage-level wisdom.

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You want some farm for your farm

This is honestly just me drawing my dnd character’s farm, cause why not?

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On a sliding scale of Griffin McElroy to Matthew Mercer how seriously does your DM adhere to the game rules.

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orcs are so large bc they are full of love. each arm muscle contains 3.6 tonnes of emotion and every hug is warm