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IM DATING THAT BOY!!!!

A BOY JUST TOLD ME IM PRETTY DODHJDBDNDBS AND CUTE SKSNJDNDKDM OMG OMG OGM OGOMG OMG

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I have a boyfriend???? And he makes me not want to kill myself sometimes??? And he’s currently cutting a phone case I got so that my phone actually works bc it’s for an android and I have an apple???? I literally love him?? Our 6 month anniversary is in 16 days???

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Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read

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A BOY JUST TOLD ME IM PRETTY DODHJDBDNDBS AND CUTE SKSNJDNDKDM OMG OMG OGM OGOMG OMG

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When a cannibal kills you and you haven’t shaved in like a month or something would the cannibal just like shave your legs and arms and stuff with a razor for you before cooking you and eating you?? Or would they just deal with the prickliness and chomp on ur leg?

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I’m lactose intolerant but I choose to ignore it so I made boba and I feel like someone inserted razor blades into my stomach. I’m also on my period so it might just be that

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i have just made the best iced coffee i have ever had and i want to cry bc none of my next ones will be the same

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i have this friend and we’re “best friends” but i kind of hate him a lot.

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i found the eddie munson nsfw audio. literally bury me alive underneath a shady 7-11 gruesomely. like beat me with a fucking newspaper to the brink of death then bury me. no excuses.

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Fuck you all she ghosted me and I cried.

Y’all I had a double date with a girl and I have not stopped thinking about her since someone send help

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WHY ARE RHE ADS ALWAYS LOUDER THAN THE MUSIC. IM TRYING TO SLEEP I DOTN CARE ANOUT CANADIAN SUPERSTORE MARKETS SHUT THE FUCK UP DISRESPECTFULLY SIR.

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Y’all I had a double date with a girl and I have not stopped thinking about her since someone send help

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OH MY GODS IM LISTENING TO HARRYS HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND IMMA CRY HARRY STYLES IS GOD SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES I NEED TO ABSORB ALL OF HIS SONGS INTO MY SOUL AND HEAR AND FEEL THEM TWENTY FOUR SEVEN I AM BALING MY EYES OUT SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

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trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

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I can finally relate to people crying on their birthday now lmao

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GUYS MY BROTHER AND I FOUND A SPODER ON OUR KITCHEN COUNTER, NAMED IT GEORGE AND PLAYED THE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE THEME SONG WHILE TRYING TO CATCH HIM AND HES UNDER A SNALL GLASS JAR. IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO LET HIM OUT AND WE HAVE TILES SO HES CHILLING ON THE FLOOR RN WITH OXYGEN GOING INTO HIS LUNGS GUYS HELP ME WE LURED HIM OFF THE COUNTER WITH CAT DRUGS

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Hate to be that person, but WW3 trend on TikTok is not funny at all, especially your stupid POVs. Because no, Jessica from Chicago, you won’t have to hide in the basement to avoid being nuked and no, Kyle from LA, you won’t get drafted to the front lines. 

You again missed the whole point and managed to make this situation all about yourself, so I’m going to assure your stupid ass - this war is not going to affect you in any way, but you know who it’s going to affect? Actual people from Ukraine, who are going to lose their lives and be displaced from their homes, just like for the past 8 years. 

So congratulations on your stupidity, because it’s not about “I need a way to cope 🥺🥺🥺”, it’s about you celebrating and making fun of other people’s death.