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I hate to ask this but when it comes to Spider-Man villains do you only write for MCU/Sonyverse or whatever it's called or do you write for their comic counterparts too. I'm asking because literally nobody writes about the comics characters. It's all MCU. I just want x readers with the comics characters.

Hi! I will do anyone from both comics and mcu/sonyverse. Just specify the character and which version and I’ll do it!

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the way i have not written a single thing yet PLS LMAOO sorry guys 💔💔💔🙌

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⭐️Sad Headcanons: Gotham Boys.

RQ by Anon from Headcanon Meme

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Sad Headcanon: Harvey Bullock⭐️

He’d come home after a shift and find you aimlessly just staring at the television.

Reality tv of all things… you don’t watch reality television.

“Babe?” Harvey would put his stuff down and approach you carefully, his heavy hand coming to rest on your shoulder.

He’s not good with his own emotions and all that jazz- but that doesn’t mean he can’t read em’

You’d move sluggishly to meet his eyes- yours red from crying that you’d tried so hard to wipe away before he came home.

“Somthin’ eatin’ at cha’?”

You’d shake you head no, holding back a sniffle.

He knew better. With a soft sigh he’d lower himself onto the couch his hand falling on yours as he waited.

If you weren’t gonna talk, he’s not going to force it.

Be he will let you know that he is here for you.

 Sad Headcanon: Victor Zsasz⭐️

He’d be all over you in seconds his dark eyes swimming with worry.

His brain immediately switching to the 5 W’s

Who What When Where Why?

If’ he’d be “working” and he received your call Victor would soothe you softly over the phone. *If he hears just the right tone in your voice he’d finish immediately and be on his way to you.

Bonus points if you hear the shot over the phone.

“Do you want me to pick something up?”

Victor would find you curled up on the couch, or on the bed and immediately just cuddle into you. The softness in his hands as he rubbed soothing circles in your back as he asked if you wanted to talk about it, or if you just needed him to listen.

His eyes never leaving your face as you speak, holding your hand or tracing patterns in your skin.

He is a fantastic listener.

Very insistent he will persuade the person who did you wrong to apologize before they

Disappear

Head Canon: Edward Nygma⭐️

He’ll hear sniffling in the records office-

Curled up against a filing cabinet rocking softly; you don’t notice him at first.

He Had half a mind to slip back out, but something pulls him toward you

Only do you notice when he’s slides down beside you with a worried brow-

He’s quiet at first- “Y/n…” his voice is so calm as he studies your form.

Emotions are not exactly his strong suit, he’s more logical and analytical.

His eyes light up as he taps you on the shoulder. “What fruit can never be cheered up?”

You look up from your hands, eyes red and watery; your breath hitching in your throat as you stare at the forensic scientist

“I-I d..don’t know.”

He smiles a toothy grin as he lets out a small chuckle. “A blueberry.”

You find yourself smiling at his silly riddle as he offers his hankie

Slowly wiping your tears, you rest back on the filing cabinet-

“Would you like to talk about it?” you shake your head no fiddling with the cloth in your hands.

So, you spend the better part of the hour staring at the ceiling listening to him talk-

If it helps you, he’s more than happy to fill the silence with his interests

And when you are ready, whenever that maybe he’ll be right there to listen.

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NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM MASTERLIST:

PREFERENCES

ONE-SHOTS

IMAGINES

REQUESTS

Characters:

Ahkmenrah

Al Capone

Amelia Earhart

George A. Custer

Ivan the Terrible

Jedidiah

Kahmunrah

Lancelot

Larry Daley

Napoleon Bonaparte

Octavius

Sacajawea

Teddy Roosevelt

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MARVEL MASTERLIST:

PREFERENCES

ONE-SHOTS

IMAGINES

REQUESTS

Characters:

Adrian Toomes/The Vulture

Ant Man/Scott Lang

Black Panther/T'Challa Udaku

Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff

Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier

Bruce Banner/Hulk

Captain America/Steve Rodgers

Captain Marvel/Carol Danvers

Curtis Connors/Lizard Man

Doctor Stephen Strange

Drax the Destroyer

Gamora

Groot

Hank Pym

Harry Osborne

Hawkeye/Clint Barton

Iron Man/Tony Stark

Loki Laufeyson

Mantis

Nebula

Nick Fury

Norman Osborne/Green Goblin

Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus

Phil Coulson

Pepper Potts

Quicksilver/Pietro Maximoff

Rocket Raccoon

Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximoff

Spider-Man/Peter Parker

Star-Lord/Peter Jason Quill

Thor Odinson

Vision

War Machine/James Rhodes

Yondu Udonta

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JONNY DEPP CHARACTERS MASTERLIST:

PREFERENCES

ONE-SHOTS

IMAGINES

REQUESTS

Characters:

Barnabas Collins

Benjamin Barker/Sweeney Todd

Captain Jack Sparrow

Edward Scissorhands

Gellert Grindelwald

Glen Lantz

Ichabod Crane

Morton "Mort" Rainey

Tarrant Hightopp/Mad Hatter

The Wolf

Victor Van Dort

Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker

Willy Wonka

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GOTHAM MASTERLIST:

PREFERENCES

ONE-SHOTS

IMAGINES

REQUESTS

Characters:

Alfred Pennyworth

Barbara Kean

Bridget Pike/Firefly

Bruce Wayne

Butch Gilzean/Grundy

Ecco

Edward Nygma/Riddler

Fish Mooney

Harvey Bullock

Harvey Dent

Hugo Strange

Ivy Pepper

James Gordon

Jeremiah Valeska

Jerome Valeska

Jervis Tetch

Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow

Kristen Kringle

Lazlo Valentine/Professor Pyg

Leslie Thompkins

Lucius Fox

Nathaniel Barnes

Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin

Ra's Al Ghul

Sara Essen

Selina Kyle

Sophia Falcone

Tabitha Galavan

Theo Galavan/Azreal

Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze

Victor Zsasz

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DISNEY MASTERLIST:

PREFERENCES

ONE-SHOTS

IMAGINES

REQUESTS

Characters:

Belle

Captain Hook

Claude Frollo

Dr. Faciliar

Flynn Rider

Gaston

Governor Ratcliffe

Hades

Hans

Hercules

Jafar

Mother’s Gothel

Mulan

Peter Pan

Prince Naveen

Professor Ratigan

Quasimodo

Rapunzel

Scar

Shan Yu

The Beast

Ursula

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MAIN MASTERLIST:

DISNEY

GOTHAM

JOHNNY DEPP CHARACTERS

MARVEL

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM

RANDOM

SLASHERS

STAR WARS

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

*Requests are OPEN*

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Hey! I think I’m going to start writing fanfics (preferences, one shots, imagines, etc) HOWEVER I need your help to do it. I’m super new to Tumblr and don’t know how a lot of it works so I might need help. This will be a learning experience for sure. Fandoms coming soon! Thank you! :)

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Batman - When he lies

Bruce: He turns away. Nobody can ever read the lies on his face, but it makes him feel better not to give anybody the opportunity. 

Jonathan: He makes eye contact, a piercing stare that dares to be questioned.

Riddler: He grins, fluttering his eyes. Nobody’s ever bothered to try to identify his lies though. 

Bane: He looks down, it’s always very clear when he’s lying. He doesn’t do it often, preferring the truth. 

Penguin: He plays with his cane, usually underneath a table where it can’t be seen so he can’t be discovered. 

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You must be one sick mf to actually fall in love with slashers.

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