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If Benny Asks...
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if-benny-asks · 12 years ago
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Mom would’ve believed me.
Stiles
NO FUCK THIS
EVERYTHING IS STILINSKI FAMILY FEELS
AND EVERYTHING HURTS
(via crayoladinosaurs)
Watching it again.
Still crying.
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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My Dear Followers:
I want to take this opportunity to thank those of you who are still here.
I'm sorry that I've been such  a shit blog runner lately.
You guys are lovely and I don't deserve you.
I am, however, putting IBA on an official hiatus.
I do not have the time to put in the effort that this blog deserves, so I'm taking a step back.
I'm going to attempt to think of a new strategy for running this show that will be better for all involved.
My sincerest apologies.
Bless you all.
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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I've had a tough week, Angela. May I request a traditional IBA post from you? Just for me? Pretty please? *bats eyelashes*
I shall do my best for you, my love.
It might take a couple days because I just started back to school. But it is on my to-do list.
<3 I love you.
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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I've been going through this blog since last night, and I would just like to thank you for not only providing me with a lot of laughs, but also dramatically increasing the number of Benny gifs at my disposal. ;) Stay awesome!
Oh, you are always welcome, my lowly peasant.
Anytime you are in need of a Benny gif, you're welcome to pop into my ask.
I shall do my best to provide it for you.
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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The One show - August 24th
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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Benny is sick of your shit.
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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See...
In my experience, including right now, when everything is Ben's face, everything hurts.
EVERYTHING HURTS.
EVERYTHING IS BEN'S FACE AND NOTHING HURTS.
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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Yes. Flannel shirts.
Hello Kink.
I just want to hold you sir.
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#ugh my only weakness
#flannel shirts
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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Oh My God.
Stop.
I just can't.
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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Sir, your face.
It's very distracting.
Oh, and you hair.
Can I touch it?
Just a little bit?
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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Because who doesn't want to cry right now?
Oh, you didn't?
Well, then why are you a Benny fan?
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So I raise a morphine toast to you. And, should you remember that it’s the anniversary of my birth, remember that you were loved by me and you made my life a happy one. And there’s no tragedy in that.
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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Then I went to Harrow, and that was really the moulding of me. In my first year I had the onerous task, having just established myself as a reasonably decent rugby-playing cricketer and footballer, of starring as Titania, Queen of the Fairies. I then followed up with a Rosalind that was deemed by my drama tutor as being the finest since Vanessa Redgrave's. I have seen pictures of that and it's quite scary – I look like I am possessed by a woman.
Benedict Cumberbatch
I would give pretty much anything to see those pictures....
(x)
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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YOU’RE IT! Rules are: copy this message to 10 other beautiful people/blogs who you think deserve this message! Keep the game going and make everyone feel beautiful :)
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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Holy Shit...
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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mishasaurus reblogged your post: mishasaurus reblogged your photo: Submitted...
#I think you may have missed the point of this blog…
no trust me i completely get the point of this blog
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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mishasaurus reblogged your photo: Submitted by poeticnerd1990 Not gonna lie, I...
I highly doubt benedict cumberbatch would ask anyone to do that tbh
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if-benny-asks · 13 years ago
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I see things like this all the time, and I sit here staring at my screen thinking, "But you don't even know me."
And then I realize they're probably talking to Benny.
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