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stormbreaker-290 · 2 months

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Happy machine Monday :)

(or as Costxl said , happy midnight with Malware Monday <3)

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#I AM LOOKING. NOT RESPECTFULLY IN THE SLIGHTEST MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR #JDHDJDHDHUDHSHDHDHHDDHHSJDUEIAHSHEDH #JDYSJADUWYAJCKSNJCUAUEJAJYRIWJXJYSUDJWYJWBCHSHATWUQKIEQKHXJDJ #OHMYGODHESSOFINE #GDJSEUQUUDJENXHSUWYQIBDYWUENFIDKWBCJSYUQIJDUQKDBCHHSJDYWIAHUDOWHSUEQJCHJSHCJSUDJSXNSIDUWIWYDJHFHWJCHDHQJDNWUWIUDJCH #IDHSUEJAHSJHDHCBSHBSYWJWYQIQKHDISKSUDHWVCJHSFUKWNDUWKDHYSJHDUQJDHDJFYWJD #FUCKIN SHIT DUDE I GDJSHD I CNST JSGSHYSYWYEJDNSHJCBSJXHHSKDDHXJSJCHSJXHEUWJSNYDKAMSHXJABCJJSJXNSUSKSBCJAYUWJWYD #CHRIST ON A CRACKER #MMYHEART OH LORD #HES SO FUCKSISNG POURETTY IM GONNA PASS OUT #HDHSJSHSH #MALWARE #MALWARE MY BELOVED #FAVFAVFAVFAVFAVFAVFAV #FU CK

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inkstainedhandswithrings · 6 months

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don’t have the energy to make an entire reaction/thoughts post for this week, but I will say

“You… good?”

“Uh-huh.”

“Got your crossbow?”

“Yup.”

“Sure you can carry those supplies?”

“Yes.”

“Stay close. It’s easy to get lost in this terrain.”

#god help us all #mother crosshair #dad batch who?#everybody being like ‘echo is omegas mum’#nah girl it’s crosshair #christ on a cracker #I’m dying wtf #tbb s3 #tbb s3 spoilers #tbb spoilers #tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb omega

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cwrldpc · 1 year

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#good lord #when people say this is gender this is what they mean #christ on a cracker #taika waititi #met gala

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beet1031 · 1 month

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just went to type “Christ on a cracker” and accidentally wrote “heist on a cracker”, and the visual of that is so funny to me

#christ on a cracker #new leverage ep guys?#jokes

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aerodaltonimperial · 1 month

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My fitness advice is to never buy super nice workout gear on 80% clearance because as soon as you wear it you become enraged at how much better it is and then you are stuck because you can never go back.

#the number of fucking times this has happened to me #THE FUCKING SOCKS ALONE????#ARE $20???????#AND I CANT FUCKING GO BACK?????#christ on a cracker #the rage LMAO

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fortpeatdata · 2 years

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[221218] Peat's solo performance (with Fort yea)

#SSofLoveinTheAir

#lita cast #love in the air cast #fort thitipong #peat wasuthorn #fortpeat #love in the air #christ on a cracker

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lalalaugenbrot · 11 months

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Mad Men: without context

#mad men #the earliest version of this on my pc is from 2021 #and the idea that i might have forgotten something is still terrifying me #but i feel like this project has to finally end #some things arent in here simply bc they werent editable into this format #christ on a cracker #hells bells trudy #go bang your head against the wall #she's probably home with the relaxazizer right now #my mother can go to hell ted chaough can fly her there #so i'm fascist because i gave you a deadline #my people are nordic #you were crying in the breakroom which i have specifically forbidden #and many more #i just tried to give this video at least some rhythm/pace #and some didn't fit in there #anyway: mad men is and remains the funniest tv show ever made

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startenthousand · 2 months

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*through gritted teeth* I worked 17hrs on Wednesday, I will take this recovery day and actually rest, I will not log into work, I'm too tired to be helpful anyway, I will NOT log into work...

#adventures in Healthcare IT #not to make it all about me or anything #but i am still trying to survive this month's first crisis #could y'all have waited a couple more weeks to break everything #also how badly do you have to fuck up to not catch a looping BSOD before you ship it everywhere #christ on a cracker

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ex-textura · 9 months

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Out here begging with my dented tin cup and big sad eyes for something good to fucking happen. Please. Literally anything right now.

Please sir. I want some good vibes. Anything.

#christ on a cracker #im so tired #and so sad so deep in my bones #nothing left to me but an empty husk of a sad fucking man

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malocclusive · 2 months

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LEAVE IT TO MY MOM TO MAKE ME COMING OUT AS TRANS ABOUT HER 💀🤣

did ... Did she suggest I get her pregnant? What the fuck?

Katy is her weird surrogate for a daughter she's obsessed with. Their relationship is so fucking codependant and toxic and gross, it makes me wanna wash my hands

So glad I don't live at home any more lol

#family #christ on a cracker #fam #mom #incest????#my gramma made me tell her augh #idk if ill tell my dad #he lives like 14 hours away if not more

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circusclownproductions · 7 months

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Guys you’ll never believe this but…. I have a tummy ache…… inexplicable……

#/sillu #sully #silly #dear god #christ on a cracker #I thought id never get it #🍱

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bearsbeetsbeskar · 8 months

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watching andrew scott and paul mescal interviews

and paul mescals voice