#Okay then.

[throathole]

I was trying to find that gif of the blonde guy doing a double take and google hit me with this. Okay then

[pixxyofice]

so i was trying to talk to my friend about something awkward and every time i got nervous to say more i imagined the king in my head shouting "say it bright one!!" and it worked. so.

THE KING HELPING PEOPLE NOW??

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

Oh hi there. I'm nico *attempts to flick hair dramatically but accidently moves too fast and falls into a sleep coma

[quietwingsinthesky]

“Have a humbug. It’ll help. Added ginger.” Sorry, hi, are they implying that thirteen just carries the time lord equivalent of alcohol on her at all times.

[immortal-enemies]

There are two things in particular from TMI that I wish was also put into other series. The first thing is Agramon (the demon in City of Ashes that makes you see your biggest fear). I wanna know what the greatest fear is for EVERY character in TSC. That's so fucking cool to me?

Also when the TMI gang goes to Edom and they're in those weird visions? Yes. More of that, actually. I want to know what EVERYONE'S vision would have been and what details would have pulled them out of it.

[good-beans]

Having a normal one (<- brain produced an emotional dream that's a ridiculously on the nose metaphor for something that's been on her mind rip)

[wxnheart]

Random blood angel: *standing in a corner after a sparing session*

random horny noble's doughter: hey, where did you get that body from?

random blood angel: *read it with psy's voice* i got it from my daddy.

sanguinius in the distace: i suddenly feel the urge to cringe.

[stars-and-birds]

i know what you are

[purpledisastertwin900]

Me a year ago: *follows one of the coolest tmnt blogs ever*

A year later: *sees them liking a post I made on my sideblog*

Y’all, the WHIPLASH-

[roses-fallen]

this isn't himeru

[starcloud-nova]

THAT WAS THE ONE THING I HAD GOING FOR ME. TAKING CARE OF YOUR FAMILY.

[kriegborderlands-moved]

so i thought soundwave was fronting for about eight hours, five of which were spent asleep. and uh.

APPARENTLY NOT????

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[good-beans]

Listening to Mili's new song and the rapid fluctuation between "hehe, mundane words and unpoetic realities sound goofy in a song, how silly :)" and "this manages to perfectly capture my exact dream of the future which is, in fact, the only reason I'm making it through each ridiculous, pessimistic, lonely day OKAY"