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Why do you hate Jersey Shore? Do you mean the show or the actual beach? /srs

Xd, i dont actually hate the shore, but im definitely not a fan of the show. It started as an inside joke w/ my friends where i would say how i hate NJ, esp the beach (I live in NJ) and so i decided itd be a good username for my friends to identify me online!

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Erm ive been very sad bc i can feel the wttt hyperfixation slipping

And even tho i know itll return later im still kinda sad. Anyways felt bad for not posting a y art or any of those headcanons that are still sitting in my ask box.

So have these little fellas i made. I bring them to school and torture them </3

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Oc art :3

Sorry its not wttt! The hyperfixation is fading a little :(

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York got bored of Monikas yapping and died.

York plays ddlc

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York plays ddlc

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JERS! HE LOOKS SO COOL IN YOUR STYLE I LOVE THIS!!

I have in fact decided that whenever I migrate states, I shall draw said state. So, to kick off have a rough sketch of Jersey boy while I'm visiting relatives.

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Ive been coming up with designs for most of the states and im currently stuck on Arizona. Ive alr decided most of their design but I cant tell if I wanna hc them as transfem or transmasc. So pls help what do you think!! (Based on nothing, just whatever you feel is right)

Ill post a picture of the design so far tmw (Im posting this on desktop and i usually post from mobile)

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Your hair is somewhat like mine so I hope this helps!

If you want to make your hair fluffy and have volume (like those tiktok guys), I recommend getting a sea salt texture spray on your roots and blow dry your hair from the bottom to top (like under your chin if that makes sense)

You can add water to the front of your hair, brush it down and slick it back three times, and use a blow dryer round brush to pull your hair back. Not a whole lot because you can make your hair shaggy and add some fiber wax

gatsby hair wax is amazing and I love them, they are Amazon and have different types depending on what you want for your hair.

I recommend watching Iris Olympia hair tutorial, it mainly aims for an androgynous look but it has some great tips

I also highly recommend looking up Korean men hair tutorials on youtube, there's more different types of styling and will fit with your longer bangs. COGTV hair tutorials (it's mainly in Korean tho but he adds subtitles), Joseph has a whole lot of hair videos and how to cut it as well (again mainly in Korean but has subtitles), and Brute Choi's hair tutorials mainly the 90s one (his videos are in English)

There's Jammidodger's hair tutorial on YouTube and Kalvin Garrah hair guide for passing

I hope this helps!! If you need some advice about hair products, I got you!!

Tysm!!

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contrary to popular belief, california hates the song california gurls. he has his reasons.

florida is responsible for at least 99% of them

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I forgot to ask what hair texture you have 😭😭 I mainly have ones for straight to somewhat wavy hair (due to the fact that's my hair type) but I will find ones for curly hair!

Ive got really short hair, the end stops just under my ears. Ive got kinda long bangs. Ive got a lot of hair and its mostly straight but just a little bit wavy randomly idk for that?

Anyways tysm for this 😭😭 its means so much

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I WISH i was this cool!! But my hair is a chronic side part

@alaskashigh @almost-correct-quotes @lizardtheacorn

I hope i tagged enough people!!

Baby Carrot outfit maker｜Picrew

Another tag game coz who doesn't like those.

Make yourself however you want.

@argosofficial @blackstarregulus79 @cazzythefrogking @ill-tell-mine-youre-gay @jaylienpotter @marauders-everything2 @marichatfurever @swiftiereg @starsanddream @slimylittlemaggot @the-marauders-are-ghosts and anyone who wants to

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So if yall dont know i really like the Scott Pilgrim franchise. Like i really like it a lot. A lot a lot.

SO this holiday season i got the first two novels, hard cover and in color. And that gave me the idea (as well as a comment i got a while back) for a Scott pilgrim wttt au. I redrew this page in the 2nd book with Flo, Cali, Geo, Loui and Hawaii. I dont love the character parallels since i dont ship caxfl but i was out of ideas lmao so here:

Ignore the shitty photo and how i slowly put less quality into the redraw.

I feel like Cali would be the perfect match for Ramona since he gets shipped with like everyone lmao. And the Katayanagi twins could be Jers and York. Not sure but expect more of this au.

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Michaels hair try to look good and/or masculine challenge hard edition

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Louisiana... Geaux Tigahs I guess 😅

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Shoves hc in mouth and runs away /vpos

Headcanon: Gov doesn't know how to drive because he always has bodyguards drive him around everywhere

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Ignore how i havent posted like 273626263957 years /exaggeration

Have an art dump i also posted on my tiktok but it got taken down 3 times and is now severely shadow banned which is bad bc i run souly off of attention from strangers on the internet. /srs

See alt on pictures for context/nf

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WNDURHIWBRIRGFISBEFOWNSIWBDIRBDUWBRDIHEEH?!??!!!?!?!?!?! /vpos vpos vpos vpos

I LOVE IT I LOVE HIM I LOVE JERS THIS IS SO KEWL!!!

i gave him a tail. sorry the tail randomly cuts off, i got lazy lmao. i’ve never animated a demon tail before (or wings, actually) but i figured it’s just like animating any other tail so i gave it a shot. anyways, unless i can come up with any other animated things to give this drawing i’m probably done with it.

i kinda want to animate more simple things. anyone want to give me any hybrid state/personification things they want me to animate? (or simple poses/facial expressions)