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Is this a meme

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i pledge allegiance to the ass of obi wan kenobi

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Cody doesn’t wear a kama so that Obi-Wan can get a better look at his armoured ass.

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Google is getting all their business from me having to google how to spell a word after my google doc is happily willing to tell me I spelled a word wrong but decidedly refuses to provide me with the correct spelling.

I am but a toy for google to play with.

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is this anything

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I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

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Babe, listen

Your fic isn’t a flop, it’s a cult classic. Only the coolest freaks like it, don’t worry about it, it’s great.

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wheezing and weakly letting blood burble out of my mouth: but we stay silly but we stay silly but we stay silly but we stay silly but we stay silly but we stay silly but we stay silly but we stay silly but we stay silly but we stay silly but we stay silly but we stay silly

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8am wake up

10am tell someone you don’t love that you love them

12pm full English

2pm fuck someone who disgusts you

6pm start drinking

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is that blood spatter or pomegranate juice?

yes.

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A Star Wars fic where, due to a clerical error, Obi-Wan Kenobi is sent to supervise the Coruscant Guard for two weeks while he heals his broken arm, instead of being sent to some other planet to negotiate a cease-fire.

Suddenly, Commander Fox understands why Cody likes his general so much. The man is ruthlessly efficient, and bitches about natborn politicians as if he'd been in the guard this whole time.

Meanwhile Palpatine has conniptions because Obi-Wan is on his No Senate Meeting List, because he actually can understand all that's being said and then is able to translate it into simpler words, which is so not bueno for Sheev. He wants people to be more confused, not less.

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STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS (2008-2020) 5.01 • "Revival"