Hello, my name is Abby. I roam the wild in search of pizza and free wifi
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Even nature isn't safe from my stupid af humor
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Me currently:
Dad: Can you come downstairs? Me: *too busy listening to all 5sos albums* Dad: Hello? Get downstairs now please. Me: LET ME DIE IN PEACE THATS ALL I ASK
#5sos#5secondsofcuties#5 seconds of summer#ashton irwin#luke hemmings#calum hood#michael clifford#sounds good feels good
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I have never felt so connected to a picture before

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Me as a parent:
Kid: Can you read me a bedtime story?? Me: No. Sleep. Kid: Please? Me: No. Kid:Pretty please?? Me:....... Kid:....... Me: *throws chair across the the room* IT STARTED ON A WEEKEND IN MAY
#5sos#5 seconds of summer#text post#me as a parent#me as a mom#lol#english love affair#michael clifford#luke hemmings#calum hood#ashton irwin
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How golfers fight
GOLF WITH NO LIMITS
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I paused this at the perfect time😂 Cuteness overload
#luke hemmings#ashton irwin#michael clifford#cake#calum hood#5sos#5 seconds of summer#im punk rock#i do what i want i'm punk rock#voodoo doll
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SAMMY NOOOO… Ugh the boys have been through enough already😭😞 Are Sam's eyes black in the last gif? It's probably just the lighting but...😭😭😭
Sam being tortured in the sneak peek of season 12 What the hell. I don’t like this. Leave my baby alone… [x]
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Rip to all the stories on Wattpad I started writing but never finished
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Went to Mount Rushmore.....
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I haven't slept in days
#dean winchester#llama#supernatural#sammy winchester#castiel#terrible#i need sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep#i need sleep#llamacorn#dean
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When you get attacked by a bug and you suddenly have moves like Jackie Chan...
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Who takes care of Dan and Phil's house plants while they are gone on tour....I'm genuinely concerned rn @danisnotonfire @amazingphil
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How am i even supposed to make creative or funny text posts when absolutely nothing interesting happens in my life at all
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Galaxy cat.....and once again...glitter
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This so cool
Something from the sixpenceee tag
It’s really cool. You get to start your life over again from scratch and you make your own decisions and see where it takes you.
I found it pretty amusing.
You can play the game here
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Dear Stranger,
Keep your chin up darling. Keep your head held up high my friend. You are beautiful no matter what.
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Past Tense
His watery eyes stared into my green ones.
"I'm sorry", He said.
"I know."
Deeper we sank into the pitch black void of realization.
"I love you."
Then there was nothing.
Not a sound.
Not a burst of color.
Not even a skip of a heartbeat.
"And I loved you."
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