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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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Even nature isn't safe from my stupid af humor
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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Me currently:
Dad: Can you come downstairs? Me: *too busy listening to all 5sos albums* Dad: Hello? Get downstairs now please. Me: LET ME DIE IN PEACE THATS ALL I ASK
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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I have never felt so connected to a picture before
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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Me as a parent:
Kid: Can you read me a bedtime story?? Me: No. Sleep. Kid: Please? Me: No. Kid:Pretty please?? Me:....... Kid:....... Me: *throws chair across the the room* IT STARTED ON A WEEKEND IN MAY
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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How golfers fight
GOLF WITH NO LIMITS
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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I paused this at the perfect time😂 Cuteness overload
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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SAMMY NOOOO… Ugh the boys have been through enough already😭😞 Are Sam's eyes black in the last gif? It's probably just the lighting but...😭😭😭
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Sam being tortured in the sneak peek of season 12 What the hell. I don’t like this. Leave my baby alone…  [x]
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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Rip to all the stories on Wattpad I started writing but never finished
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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Went to Mount Rushmore.....
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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I haven't slept in days
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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When you get attacked by a bug and you suddenly have moves like Jackie Chan...
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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Who takes care of Dan and Phil's house plants while they are gone on tour....I'm genuinely concerned rn @danisnotonfire @amazingphil
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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How am i even supposed to make creative or funny text posts when absolutely nothing interesting happens in my life at all
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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Galaxy cat.....and once again...glitter
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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This so cool
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Something from the sixpenceee tag 
It’s really cool. You get to start your life over again from scratch and you make your own decisions and see where it takes you.
I found it pretty amusing. 
You can play the game here
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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Dear Stranger,
Keep your chin up darling. Keep your head held up high my friend. You are beautiful no matter what.
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ihaveamermaidtail321-blog · 9 years ago
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Past Tense
His watery eyes stared into my green ones.
"I'm sorry", He said.
"I know."
Deeper we sank into the pitch black void of realization.
"I love you."
Then there was nothing.
Not a sound.
Not a burst of color.
Not even a skip of a heartbeat.
"And I loved you."
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