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known what i like since 5th grade 😛

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Guys I'm thinking about making a fic called "Spilled Gatorade" with caitlin clark and basically it would kinda be like that trope were someone spills coffee on the other person and it goes from there. But I was thinking instead of coffee it's Gatorade but I need you guys opinions.

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for the whole nelson neumann fan fic ideas, i think a good one would be everyone finding out abt ur relationship or like catching u guys acting all couple-y. or someone making u uncomfortable and he steps in tp defend u or smth. hope this helps!!!

I surely can that will be coming out soon thank you for the idea

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Nelson neumann imagines/ headcanons

A/N - i am so sorry I just haven't got the time to write but I might have thrown some Halloween/ fall things in here

- he always says " private not secret " when someone asks about his relationship

- yall totally do a couple costume knowing him he probably wants to do something like Mike and sully from monsters inc or something else like that just so he can wear a onesie

- loves cuddling but says he hates it like after he lost a game he will not let go of you

" Nelson i need to pee " You say trying to pry him of you. He currently is laying flat on top of you with his head in the crook of your neck and his arms wrapped around you. " It can wait " he says while mumbling into your shoulder

- You and his mom are besties i can just see it anytime you are around her you two can talk for hours and you practically ignore Nelson the whole time which does not sit well with him

- He likes when you get along with his brothers but he makes sure your not too friendly

Sorry guys this is short but yall can give me ideas for fics requests are always open

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hey so i was wondering if u could make more nelson nemann fics/headcannons bc there is no fics and headcannons abt him😭😭😭 and the nelson neumann headcannons post u made was rly good in my opinion! if u cant make some more thats alr!

Yeah of course can yall give me some ideas of what fics or headcanons. Also I would prefer not to make smut because he's a minor but I might consider it

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This and finding out kk arnold has a BOYFRIEND

We are in the trenches 😫

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✰ breakfast with the avengers, as a teenage avenger!! (headcanons)

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

wordcount: 979

characters: a lot LMAO a few main ones are clint barton, scott lang, miles morales, harley keener, the reader, steve rogers, and tony stark.

a/n: just to make it clear, for the “teenage avenger” series, i have a core group of “teenage avengers”. this includes the reader, peter parker, harley keener, and miles morales :) also requests are open! lmk if you want a scenario or headcanons! can include the reader or not!!

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the avengers might be the busiest people in the world.

however, they always make time at least once a month to have breakfast together at the compound.

it was steve’s idea (of course!!) but when he mentioned it for the first time, everyone quickly got on board.

pietro was so excited that he sped over to the cupboards, talking incoherently about chocolate chip pancakes.

however, he soon came back (in less than a second, ofc) with a sad face.

turns out, you all had an issue on your hands. 

there was no pancake mix, no bacon, no eggs, no fruit, no nothing!

ok, he was being dramatic. there was some food, but certainly not enough to feed ALL the avengers.

tony volunteered the “kids” ( you, harley, peter, and miles ) to go to the store.

clint decided he wanted to go too, and then scott decided to join at the last minute.

so the six of you piled into the car.

scott drove (regrettably -- the man has some issues with attention), you got shotgun, and peter, harley, miles and clint were all in the back.

now, you may be wondering why clint was in the back and not the front, because he seems to be a responsible adult in this situation.

well, first of all, have you met clint barton? do you even know what he’s like? 

second of all, the avengers have a very strict “you call it, you get it” policy when it comes to the car.

this happened when thor “accidentally” stepped on scott’s foot so that he could get in the front seat.

anyways scott definitely plays cheery 70s music in the car.

he turns it up super loud and sings along (very off key)

every single time that man stops at a stoplight he turns around with an eager look on his face. harley is usually on his phone, but peter and miles try to give him a smile.

clint’s just flipping him off :) 

so once y'all get to the store, it's time to get serious.

well, in harley, peter, miles, and your eyes.

for clint and scott? debatable.

as you're all getting the cart, somehow clint and scott slip away.

and then you hear it.

" y/n !!! y/n !!! "

you turn at the mention of your name to see clint barton, that silly little guy, holding six lightsabers in his hands.

how he got six of them in like less than a minute is a great question.

and yet, it's the coolest thing you've seen all week.

immediately, the whole trip is overtaken by all of you chatting about how to use the lightsabers.

some ideas include; scaring tony by calling him into a dark room where you all turn them on at the same time, scaring steve by calling him into a dark room where you all turn them on at the same time, scaring sam by calling him into a dark room where you all turn them on at the same time...

ok maybe they were kind of unoriginal.

you decided that you would consult sam + bucky (the prank masters ofc) later to get some advice.

anyways you bought so much stuff.

like there were literally three carts of food.

on the way home, clint had to ride in the trunk LMAO

btw the compound is so cool and high tech that once you pull the car into the garage and open the trunk, there’s this little robot that sorts everything out and then puts it in tubes that take it to the pantries and fridges. 

it’s very convenient because it would’ve taken you all like fifteen trips, even with super strength or whatever 

so now you’re finally back up in the kitchen

and pietro keeps telling you all how hungry he is

wanda tells him to stop and literally makes a forcefield with her magic so he can't interrupt y'all LMAO

now you're actually good at cooking.

im gonna go ahead and say you, sam, and wanda are the best cooks in the compound.

happy is actually good too, he just never wants to HAHA

but you made a deal with him that you wouldn't bother him for three days if he helped you so he's in the kitchen now.

he even wore this super cheesy "kiss the cook" apron that tony got him for christmas once

AND a chef hat.

anyways so y'all have to make a LOT of food.

i mean the avengers are the avengers, they get really hungry.

so originally miles & peter & harley wanted to help you, but then peter somehow cut his finger plugging in the waffle iron? so you just put him in charge of music.

and then harley kept accidentally knocking the pancake mix everywhere.

so then sam made him stand by him and watch him cook.

miles was good though, he has skills.

you had to make pancakes AND waffles, because nobody could come up with what was best.

once when you were on winter break, you tried to have a final competition on whether pancakes or waffles were better.

just as pancakes were in the lead, dr strange came in and said waffles were the best.

so now you always have to make both.

you enlisted steve to help bring everything to the table.

he's really good at balancing like six or seven plates at a time.

scott was ready to help too, but you just made him set the table instead because otherwise he was gonna get hurt.

once everything was done and on the table, you all sat down.

but then just as you were ready, the lights went out.

and that kind of freaked you out, because i mean, yeah.

AND THEN YOU SAW A SINGLE LIGHTSABER TURN ON.

so you turned the lights back on and yelled at clint for scaring you.

and then you all ate together :)

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Alright guys I finally had enough of there not being any nelson neumann fics or headcanons so here I am . Keep on mind I'm not a professional writer and these are my own opinions

-He LOVES cuddles like he'll act like he doesn't but he does

-Yall are a secret at first bc he knows how crazy his fans can get

-Niles was the first one to find out about you too ( he took Nelson's phone and read yalls text messages)

- Unpopular but if your cold he just holds you next to him so his body warmth transfers to you ( but if your still cold he'll give you his jacket)

- He will share his food with you 💚💚💚

- He always assures you that he only wants you and your the prettiest person he's ever seen

-He isn't super jealous but he does sometimes but he just doesn't show it unless the person is making you uncomfortable then he'll step in

- He always wants you at his games he says that your his good luck charm , and he gets sad when you can't go to his away games but he understands

- When he is at an away game he's facetiming you every night, like he would shut up about " man I miss my girlfriend " or " this would be so much better if she was here"

- It straight up gets to the point where his teammates are actually annoyed with him

- One time he had to share a hotel room with lavar and noah, and when I say you get a video from noah of nelson laying on his stomach with his face in the pillow saying " man I miss my girlfriend " and he started hugging the pillow and afterwards got a text from noah saying " this is the 3rd time tonight " and then a text from nelson saying " delete it"

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Alright yall let me know if yall want more stuff like this ik it probably sucked but it was needed

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I have problems

known what i like since 5th grade 😛

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Yess fr I need them

IM DONE WGERE R THE KK FICS

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Real

i have a enormous crush on kk arnold

okok thats it byeee 😊

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yall cannot sit here and tell me that these two didn’t kiss a few girls in high school.

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literally what jb said...

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

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I can't be the only one who thinks Cartman could be somewhat better of a person if he found the right person who put up with his shit and if he did he would 💯 be the best at cuddles bc he Is literally like a pillow

BTW ART IS NOT MINE

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I can not be the only one that writes/ thinks about headcanons for their own partner