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Self promoting my discord server because I’m extremely annoying like that :

WLTGO server hehe >:)

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Headcannon that Kizin would just sit and watch Elliot and Virgo while they were being held captive

Like he wouldn’t say anything

He’d just sit, smoke, and watch

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr !!

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Cutie patooties ughhh

Remus, exhausted and not having slept a blink in a week due to the moon+exams, finally falling asleep with his head in Sirius' lap in the common room.

That night, not a peep was heard from the Gryffindor house.

Because absolutely no one had the nerve to even breathe a bit loudly when Sirius Black™ was glaring at them, eyes threatening murder if they woke Remus up, all the while gently carding his hand through Remus' curls and keeping him sufficiently warm & cuddled.

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“If you had a knife what would you do?”

Elliot : throw it at a target

Virgo : cut a cake

Aster : give it to an adult to deal with

Vesper : kill my enemies

Josie : throw it away. I have my fists.

David : put it away

Hypnos : kill someone

Thanatos : kill my self

Morgan : use it to draw straight eyeliner

Kizin : nothing

Seth : go on a mass killing spree

Nyx : give it to one of my kids

Athene : throw it away

Aphrodite : put it back

Hermes : juggle it probably. Something stupid at least

Zeus : throw it at my ex wife

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Kizin : you know there’s a rumour going around?

Thanatos : what that were gay for each other? (Seth + Thanatos)

Kizin : yeah

Seth from the other side of the room : oh my gods! Twizzler gummies!!

Thanatos : see I’m straight but like, if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Seth.

Kizin : how you feel about that Seth?

Seth :

Seth : it’s not helping with the rumours

Kizin : I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours

Seth : yeah I just hate that he didn’t give me enough tongue

Thanatos : WHAT-?

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Thanatos : oh fuck me

Seth : yes please

Thanatos : what?

Seth : what?

Kizin from the other side of the cave : HE SAID YES PLEASE!!

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Kizin : so if Seth is Egyptian and english? Does he think in Arabic or English?

Thanatos : bold of you to assume he even thinks at all

Seth : what?

Thanatos : nothing. All good things.

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I like to imagine that whenever the shine trio try to take photos Seth always gets worried about getting his good side. Then ends up taking the photo with his side view like in every Egyptian art.

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Elliot : I like jazz, but not all jazz. But definitely jazz band jazz. That’s so weird I’m sorry.

Virgo : you say sorry a lot

Elliot : sorry

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Do you reckon the gods listen to EPIC??

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Do you ever wonder what Thanatos does under stone henge? Like, really.

In Oh Maya Gods he says to Vesper “and bring some playing cards, I’m bored out of my brilliant skull done here.” Suggesting he literally had nothing to do down there, for two thousand years.

That’s like watching pain dry, but the paint never dries.

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WLTGO if it was a movie : Interviews.

Seth : no yeah, the scene where I died was fun to film

Thanatos : this bitch would NOT stop laughing

Seth : it was funny!

Thanatos : it was annoying.

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Elliot : I got a call from my agent saying like : “Elliot they want you back for another three movies” and something in me broke.

Interviewer : why?

Elliot : I actually have to be in the same room with Virgo for three hours.

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Hypnos : nah I don’t care that I’m not in Oh Maya Gods.

Thanatos : really?

Hypnos : *strained smile* couldn’t care less!

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Vesper : sometimes I wonder how she can act so mean, Morgan is like the nicest person in real life.

Morgan : I try.

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Aster : she met a hero’s fate

Vesper : she met a pine cones fate

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JUST BAGGED A SIGNED VERSION OF AGAINST ALL GODS FOR £2

IM ACTUALLY JUMPING WITH JOY AHHHH

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Incase you didn’t know all the ships - here they are :

Chaosstar - Elliot x Virgo

Crystalstar - Krish x Virgo

Magicgrave - Morgan x Thanatos

Havocgrave - Seth x Thanatos*

Sageball - Rishmi x Vesper*

*my favourites

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Thanatos : i think you have PTSD

Seth : yeah I have PTSD. Proficient Talent For Sucking Di-

Morgan : we should ALSO talk about your use of humour as coping mechanism.