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you've heard of a miscarriage of justice, now get yourself ready for an abortion of justice!
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they call him flat Stanley cuz he's got NO ASS
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you nerdfucker. i bet you like dweebus nodes.
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I'm not the stepstool, I'm the stool that stepped up
#childhood experience#i signed a contract when i was 3#that whenever fallow said “stepstool!”#i was to become their loyal dog#stepstool#that liked to be stepped on to reach high places
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i shall!
i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)
this picrew + the last song you listened to :]

no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3
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Adam Driver and his arch nemesis: Eve Passenger
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spiking trees on an ethical tree farm just to feel something
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Fallow: "mom said she's going to the craft store"
Me, tripping over myself and falling on the ground and scrambling to the door to declare to my mother that I'm coming with her to the craft store
#craft store#micheals#joann fabrics#feral crafter#feral#i just learned how to crochet and i need more yarn#i love overspending at craft stores#more art supplies#spending my parents money
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ballsack newthong
Fuck this bullshit
I will be sealed in a statue of isaac newton
ONE THOUSAND YEARS PASS
An angry mob destroys the statue and my bones are paraded through the streets. i smile in the afterlife
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time to start working with audio equipment so i can not manage my cables to see this particular person furious with me
if you work with audio equipment on a regular basis and still do not have any grasp of cable management please be aware that I am personally furious with you.
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Minecraft black lung mod
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just renewed my cpr certification how r y'all




#plastic baby abuse#cpr dummy#cpr classes#cpr training#cpr certified#cpr dummy baby#abusing cpr dummies
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Opinion on slutty rainbowfish
Slutty rainbowfish is the og, they de-yassafied her for kids
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best response
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Now listen here. Geneva convention? More like
Geneva Suggestion
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i mean. we're practically the same person
:)
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Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.
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