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HOLY FUCK I JUST HATCHED A VULPIX FROM A 5KM EGG
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Out of all the things I’ve received at pride parades, as a Christian, this one is my favorite.
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sexy mettaton is best mettaton
Comic by Underchara
#the fucking best#ut#mettaton#asriel#burgerpants#amazing#this is fucking amazing#the licking part made me lose it
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diverse noses on male characters: crooked ones, straight ones, big ones, small ones, tip pointing downward, tip pointing upward, wide nostrils, slim nostrils, … diverse noses on female characters: yeah you see, this one’s even smaller than the others and this one’s tip points a little more upwards making it look even more like a button nose than the button noses of the other ones
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@lord-h8r

Ford pls
Keep reading
#look#gf#nice#stanford#journal 3 spoilers#well its under read more#but he hints at it in the drawing#BTW YOU DRAW HIM MEGA GR8#he look so dorky
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me: [says something innocuous]
friend: [stops responding]
me: i did it. by pure chance, i managed to unlock the Most Offensive Phrase in the world. with one sentence i insulted them, their family, their entire way of life. ours was a good friendship but it's over now because they're never ever going to speak to me again. i am a Disaster and i Must Be Stopped.
#omg me#this is what i would think#then i would apologize#then they would be like what? i was just doing something
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The Last Bastion
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This legitimately made me cry.
#omg#*very thankful that i am extremely sentimental and i keep literally every toy that i owned on my bed*#watch this#its such a great movie#the music is so inspiring
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The Station - DEMO version
https://pixel-boy.itch.io/the-station
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You’d imagine SJWs would love “Sausage Party” because everyone is basically gay in it.
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WOAH!!! THE GREASERTALE PDF IS OUT!!!
A 228 pages long comic about Undertale, with an angry Frisk who fights monsters, and an amnesiac Chara who smiles way too much. They both manage a pacifist run but not without some CRAZY ADVENTURES
get it for free on GUMROAD and ITCH.IO !!!
#nice#greasertale#download#you should really read this#its so amazing#i love this viewpoint of narrachara
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Izuku: OW!
Katsuki: What the fuck is it now?
Izuku: Your edge, I accidentally cut myself!
Katsuki: I’m literally this close to shoving my fist so far up your ass, your mouth becomes a fucking firework.
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Kirby Café menu item translations

Kirby’s Fluffy Pancakes
Gently soft pancakes with a blend of fresh cream and custard cream mixed with raspberry puree to make Kirby’s pink expression.

Popstar Curry with Seafood Bits
A squid ink seafood curry that’s just right for the summer. Uses turmeric rice and rice flower to recreate Popstar and its two “rings.”

King Dedede’s Ultra Satisfying Plate
Tomato BBQ spare ribs, a teriyaki chicken thigh on the bone, and even a fluffy pancake with an egg sunny side up make for this ultra filling plate.

Whispy Woods’ Green Green’s Plate
A single plate that includes all rice flour bread, block olives, and sausage. With the addition of our house hamburer and fried white fish, it’s a very balanced meal.

Chef Kawasaki’s Cold Fruit Pasta with Carelessly Tossed-in Mango
A fruit pasta served cold, luxuriously made with fresh Italian ham and mango, along with basil sauce.

Maxim Tomato Health Restoring Pasta
A tomato sauce pasta served warm, made centrally of the freshest tomatoes plus heaps of other veggies.

Metaknight’s Secret Late Night Parfait
A parfait made from a base of chocolate soft cream and banana. The patissier’s craftsmanship shines with the Metaknight’s sword and cape decorations.

Fountain of Dreams Sparkling Cocktail (non-alcoholic)
Watermelon syrup and blue curacao are used to display the Fountain of Dreams coloring. Sweet and chill, its flavor will leave with with memories.

Orange Ocean Juice with Yogurt Mousse
Passion fruit syrup mixed in with orange juice, topped with a freshly made yogurt mousse. This brisk drink is both sweet and sour.

Maxim Tomato Soup Cup
A chilled tomato and celery soup to cool you off this balmy summer. The M is made from both plain and chocolate choux pastry.

Kirby’s Macaroon Cookie Choux
This luscious cream puff is made from choux pastry filled with our original custard cream, along with two layers of pink fresh cream with raspberry puree.

Maxim Tomato Cupcake
Our original cream with raspberry puree tops this cocoa cupcake. With just a touch of pistachio.

Invincible Candy Cupcake
A cocoa cupcake topped with both tropical fruit cream and raspberry cream.

Star Rod Cupcake
A chocolate chip cupcake topped with our original, fresh tropical cream.
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