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Mercedes: Biggest cockblocker in history.

Not so subtly trying to subtly cover yo boners….

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I swear if Ryan murphy doesn't make Kline get back together...

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IT’S OKAY

TO BE GAY

I WON’T MIND

IF YOU LIKE YOUR KIND

IT’S OKAY

TO BE GAY

I’D STILL LOVE YOU

AND OTHERS WILL TOO

people are fine by me.

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I’m lesbian

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Michellie Drabble: Locked

Prompt from sessysaxophone2018: Michael and Nellie are enemies but their mutual friends Blake and Shanna lock them in a closet, leading to some shocking confessions.

Okay. Here we go.

Locked

Nellie walked down the hallway of Shanna's house, clutching a plastic cup of hopefully unspiked coke. "Shanna?" she called, craning her neck. "Shanna's not here." came a voice. Nellie turned.

"Michael." 

"Hey, Nellie," Michael replied, smirking. "What brings Little Miss Cinnamon to a party like this?" 

Nellie blushed. Michael was referring to the day in freshman year where Aylin's Cinnamon Apple perfume had spilled all over Nellie, who had to walk around all day reeking of wet cinnamon. It was the worst day of her life.

"For the last time, that was two years ago, Weisman." Nellie replied in a low voice.

Michael chuckled."Oooh, someone's angry!" he taunted in a sing-song voice. Nellie rolled her eyes. 

"Michael, just shut up and leave me alone," she spat, glaring at him with hate. Michael looked at her, a strange expression in his amber eyes. 

"Fine," he said at last, walking away. 

"Fine!" Nellie huffed, stomping off to find Shanna. 

The blonde was in the kitchen, cleaning up a spill. "Nellie, what happened?" she asked with concern upon seeing Nellie's upset face.

"Michael happened. Stupid Michael Weisman," she muttered, kicking the fridge. Shanna's blue eyes widened. "Are you okay?"

Nellie nodded. "Yeah, of course," she replied, fiddling with her silky printed top. Shanna's face relaxed, the quickly brightened. "Hey, could you help me get some more paper towels? It's in the hall closet."

Nellie nodded and set off to the large closet on the upper floor. Just as she opened the paneled door, a pair of strong hands shoved her into the large dark space from behind. Gasping, she landing on the cold wood floor, furiously looking up as the door slammed shut. 

"What the HELL? Who are you?" she screamed, pounding on the door wildly.

"Relax, Nellie," came a familiar voice. Blake?

Nellie rested her head against the wall. "Blake, let me out!" 

Blake laughed. "Not just yet," he chuckled.

Nellie sighed as she heard footsteps fading away. Just then, there were sounds of a scuffle right outside the door. Nellie leapt to her feet as the door swung open. Instead of Blake, however, someone came flying through the door, knocking her back down.

"Ow," she murmured, half aware of the door slamming shut and the sound of Shanna's familiar laugh outside. She propped herself up, trying to get the mystery person off of her. As her eyes adjusted to the darkness, she gasped. The mystery person was...

"Michael?" she questioned in confusion. Michael stared back at her, equally as shocked. Nellie sighed. "You have got to be kidding me."  

Michael ran his hands through his hair. "Uh...Nellie?" he mumbled. Nellie stiffened.

"Yeah?"

"Why are we in a closet together?" he asked slowly. Nellie let out a guffaw at the sheer awkwardness of that sentence. "You tell me," she giggled. 

Michael groaned. "Man, my back is killing me," he complained, trying to stretch it out. 

Nellie nodded and rubbed her eyes. "I'm bored." 

Michael looked at her, a devilish glint in his eye. "You wanna play truth or dare?"

Nellie gulped, her stomach churning. Wait-why was it churning? She couldn't possibly have feelings for Michael-could she? She summoned up her courage. "Sure," she replied casually.

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20 minutes later, they were both in hysterical laughter. "I know! Mrs Higgins was so mad!" Michael exclaimed. Nellie burst into giggles. "Remember her cat, Smokey?" 

Michael chuckled. "That cat hated me," he replied, brushing his hair away from his eyes. "Your turn," he offered.

"Truth or dare?"

"Truth"

Nellie thought for a bit. "Why do you hate me?" she asked softly.

Michael's jaw dropped. "I don't know..." he mused. "Why do you hate me?" he asked.

Nellie's cheeks turned red. "I had a crush on you in middle school, but you liked Nikki Murphy instead," she confessed.

She remembered the painful feeling in her gut when Michael, her best friend had walked into math class hand in hand with super perky, super blonde Nikki. She had never gotten over it.

Michael's eyebrows shot up, making Nellie blush even more. "It was a stupid middle school crush, I swear!" she stammered, shifting away from him. Michael exhaled loudly.

"Wow. You know, I was going out with Nikki to make my crush jealous," he explained. "It worked...a little too well." he mumbled softly.

Nellie's jaw dropped. Was Michael saying what she thought he'd said? Did he actually-

Her thoughts were interrupted by the soft feeling of Michael's lips colliding into hers. His hands weaved into her hair, and she moved closer to him, inhaling his musky, woodsy scent. Michael let out a small groan and moved over so that she was on top of him.

The kiss was stopped by the loud opening of the door. A smug looking Shanna and Blake stood there, hands on hips, superhero style. "So?" Shanna asked, oblivious to the scene in front of her. Blake merely let out a laugh. 

Michael and Nellie looked at each other and blushed. "Five more minutes," Michael replied, slamming the door shut. The two sat, bathed in darkness. "I love you, Nellie," Michael murmured shyly. Nellie smiled. "I never stopped."

Michael grinned and swiped a lock of hair out of her eyes, moving closer. Nellie smiled into the kiss. It was the best five minutes of her life.

THE END!

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LONDON OLYMPICS 2012…

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Epilogue: Here's to us

"I haven't been here in a while," laughed Nellie, looking lovingly into Blake's eyes. Blake smiled and tightened his grip on her hand. "I know. Just for old time's sake," he explained, fiddling with his shirt. Nellie nodded, looking over the park. It had been 3 years since their first kiss right here. 

"Well, we should get back to the house," Nellie said, referring to Aylin and Charlie's nearby house. It was New Year's Eve, and all of the former contenders had gathered to say goodbye to one year and hello to the next. 

"Noooo," whined Blake, giving her puppy dog eyes. Nellie giggled and plopped down on the soft grass, pulling Blake down with her. She stared into his eyes, lost. Blake smiled and leaned in closer. "I'd rather be with you," he whispered. Nellie smiled and gave him a long kiss, running her hand through his hair while he held her slender waist. They broke apart, both smiling.

Nellie stared at the twinkling stars, smiling down on the two. "Nellie?" Blake whispered quietly. "What?" asked Nellie softly. "I love you."

Nellie smiled. "I love you too, Jenner," she replied, giving him a hug. They lay in silence amongst the grass. "I'll love you forever," he continued.

The couple lay there for a bit, then left the park. They returned one year later, when Blake got down on one knee and asked her to marry him.

She said yes.

THE END.

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Chapter 13: Paradise

AU: Last chapter :( Look out for Epilogue ( should be long)

POV: Nellie/Blake

Nellie heart felt like it was about to burst. The park was empty and the sky was filled with brilliant stars. But none of that mattered. "Blake!" Nellie screamed, looking around. Her heart sank as she saw nothing. Suddenly, a pair of feet poking out from under a tree caught her eyes. Her blood ran cold as she saw the sprawled body of Blake lying in the shadows.

"Oh my god! Blake! BLAKE!" Nellie shrieked, racing to his side, frozen in fear. Immediately, she began to shake him, hoping with all her heart he would get up. Tears streamed down her face as he lay there, lifeless. She let out anguished sobs. "Gotcha."

Nellie gasped as Blake opened one eye and giggled impishly. She doubled over and started sobbing even harder. "Y-You're horrible," she blubbered, giving him a punch in the chest. Blake laughed. Nellie began to chuckle as well. When the laughter subsided, they lapsed into silence. Blake cleared his throat. "So..."

"So," Nellie echoed quietly. Blake shifted uncomfortably. "So. You...like me?" Nellie asked. Blake remained silent. "Blake?" Nellie asked. He still clamped his mouth shut. Nellie let out a sigh and yanked him so he faced her. "Blake! Do. You. Like. Me?"

Blake groaned. "Yes." Nellie's jaw dropped. Blake sighed, picking up speed. "I've liked you since the first day I met you. I'm sorry, It's just that you're so amazing and I...I don't know! And I don't like girls with long hair, I like girls with an amazing personality like you. I LIKE YOU," he bellowed.

Nellie paled. "Well, I had to say it." Blake finished, crossing his arms. Nellie nodded slowly. Here goes. 

"Blake, I like you too," she replied softly, fiddling with her shirt. Blake's eyes widened. "Really?" "Really," she confirmed, nodding her head. Blake smiled and lay on his back. "Well...what should we do?" he asked cautiously. Nellie shrugged. Blake looked at the stars. "Wow. They're so beautiful...I wonder what's out there," he marveled. 

Fuelled by sudden confidence, Nellie kicked off her shoes and turned over to face Blake. He looked at her with surprise, his eyes twinkling. "Well, hello there!" he teased, smirking. Nellie grinned. "Shut up and kiss me."

As if they had both been waiting, their lips collided in a passionate kiss that lasted for eons. Nellie's heart raced. She had never felt this way before, it was just that--damn, he's a good kisser--and they had both waited so long and--there's tongue-- it was paradise.

After what seemed like years later, they pulled apart, sweaty and flushed. "Wow." Blake said in a hoarse voice. "I've wanted to do that for a while now."

Nellie smiled at him. "Me too. C'mon, let's get back," she offered, getting up. Blake sighed and got up. "Okay, beautiful," he replied, waggling his eyebrows. Nellie laughed and blushed as he took her hand and walked back to Charlie's house.

As soon as they had set foot inside, they were bombarded by people. "Well? What happened?" Ali squealed. Aylin jumped up and down. Shanna and Michael did a happy dance in the corner. Nellie and Blake looked at each other and blushed, eliciting "Aw, yeah!" from the boys and a "Yay!" from the girls. Except Aylin, who screamed "Blellie is awn, folks!" to all of Charlie's street.

The teens spent the rest of the night laughing and enjoying themselves. They all woke up the next morning with twinkling eyes and sleepy smiles. It was truly a night to remember. 

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Chapter 12: Motion

AU: So this is the second last chapter :( There will also be an epilogue as well, though :D This Chapter has no certain POV. It will show everyone's thoughts.

LOCATION: Charlie's house. 

What Nellie Saw.

Nellie took a sip of lemonade as she gazed around the backyard, which was festively decorated with white tea lights and orange lanterns. She glanced at her reflection in a mirrored table. Her grapefruit coloured summer dress looked great, while her strappy gold sandals looked chic, and were super comfortable. She snuck a covert glance at Blake, who looked gorgeous in a grey button down. Suddenly, Ali approached her. 

"Hey Nellie, can you help me get a drink of water?" she asked sweetly, smoothing down her pale pink dress, paired with a cute pair of sandals and a gold purse. Nellie smiled. "Sure," she said, heading off to get Ali's water. She was busy filling up a blue cup when Dani approached her, looking chic in a black fedora. "Nellie, can I borrow your phone? I need to call my mom. It's her birthday," she explained, fiddling with her hat. Nellie handed over her iPhone, and Dani dashed away.

Nellie walked over to a patiently waiting Ali, giving her the cup of water. "Thanks!" Ali chirped, wheeling away. Nellie picked up her own cup and turned to go find Dani, but smacked right into Aylin. "Sorry!" Aylin apologized, tucking back a strand of her hair. "Must be the heat, it's so hot out," she commented. "I know," Nellie agreed, sipping her lemonade. Sour! 

Nellie pursed her lips. The drink was surprisingly tart. Aylin looked at her concernedly. "You okay?" she asked. Nellie nodded. "I'm fine. The lemonade's just a little sour" At this, Aylin grinned and skipped away, stopping to plant a kiss on Charlie's lips. Charlie grinned and leaned close to her, murmuring something into her ear. Beside them, Lily and Mario were chatting with Blake, who looked slightly worried. Nellie sighed and dipped her toe in water. She hoped things would get interesting. In the meantime, she needed to go wash out her mouth.

What Really Happened

Dani ducked around the corner, holding Nellie's phone. Quickly, she hid behind a table, hoping she could keep Nellie distracted.

Ali took a deep breath as she watched Nellie walk away. As soon as she was far enough, she swiftly reached into her purse and pulled out a bag of Sour Pop Rocks. Quickly, she ripped open the packet and dumped the candy in Nellie's drink, willing it to dissolve quickly. Ali tucked the wrapper in her purse and watched the candy disappear. Perfect, she thought, as Nellie approached her. Ali smiled and accepted the water, wheeling away. As soon as she was out of sight, she set the water down and winked at Aylin.

Aylin strode towards Nellie, making sure to "accidentally" bump her. After apologizing, she studied Nellie's face. Nellie was squinching her mouth slightly. "You okay?" Aylin asked, hoping she sounded sincere. Nellie nodded. "I'm fine, the lemonade's just a little sour," she commented. Aylin grinned and walked away. Time to give Charlie the signal. Quickly, she gave him a kiss. 

Charlie leaned towards her. "Dani has the phone?" he asked quietly. Aylin nodded. "Positive," she reported, smiling happily. Charlie walked away, making sure to give Lily the sign.

Lily took a deep breath and promptly burped. "Oops! My bad, must be the soda," she apologized. Blake grinned easily. "No biggie," he replied, fiddling with his shirt. Lily nudged Mario, who asked Blake to escort him to the bathroom. Lily smirked and pulled out her phone. She sent a quick text to Dani. 

From: Lily Mae

GO!

In front of the bathroom, Mario paused. "So, Blake, when are you going to tell Nellie that you like her?" he asked curiously. There was a pause before Blake answered. "I want to do it today," he confessed. Mario fake-gasped. "No! I had no idea!" he exclaimed, hoping he looked believable. Blake sighed. "Yeah..." he mumbled. 

Dani shot up the stairs like a rocket, clutching the phone. She made her way into the hallway, hoping to see Nellie. She saw Blake leaning against the wall. "Hey Blake, have you seen Nellie?" she asked, adjusting her hat. Blake shook his head. "No," he replied, idly drumming his fingers. Dani sighed. Where was Nellie?

Suddenly, Shanna, Abraham, Aylin, and Charlie charged up the stairs. "Dani! You were supposed to be outside to give me the signal!" Aylin scolded. She stopped short when she saw Blake still standing there. "W-what are you doing here?" she stammered, paling quickly. Blake shrugged. "Mario's in the bathroom," he replied. Just then, Mario walked out of the bathroom.

Aylin muttered something unintelligible under her breath. "You were supposed to bring him downstairs!" she exclaimed, throwing her arms in the air. Blake held up a hand. "What's going on?" he interrupted, looking at them suspiciously. Shanna sighed. "We had a plan-" "That failed," interrupted Lily, coming up the stairs with Abraham in tow. Blake's jaw dropped. "This is about me liking Nellie, isn't it?" he groaned, rubbing his temples. "You have to tell Nellie that you like her!" exclaimed Abraham defensively. Blake opened his mouth but was cut off by a tiny, almost inaudible gasp. Everyone whipped towards the staircase. Nellie.

Blake opened and closed his mouth while everybody froze. Nellie stood there, eyes wide. "Uh...hi." she said, a shocked look in her eyes. Blake said nothing, turning beet red and charging past them downstairs and into the night. 

Nellie lifted up her hand. "He likes me?" she asked quietly. The others remained frozen. Finally, Dani moved. That set everyone into motion. "Yes, he does." Lily answered, still staring at the stairs. Nellie gasped and ran off after Blake. 

She flung open the door and stumbled onto the porch. "Blake?" she called, looking around. "He's at the park."

Nellie gasped and whirled around. Ali sat in her chair amongst the grass. "The park," she repeated slowly. Nellie nodded and set off sprinting towards the small park near Charlie's house. The others spilled out onto the yard. "Run Nellie!" screamed Aylin. The others joined her, shouting "Run Nellie, run!"

Nellie ran down the cement sidewalk, her legs propelling her towards what may be the biggest moment of her life.

                                                To Be Continued...

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50 Shades of Me Quiz

50 Shades of Me

1. What is your best friend's name? Kelsey

2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Grey and White 

3. What are you listening to right now?  Strangers by My Name Is Kay       

4. Whats your favorite number? 16

5. What was the last thing you ate?  Cookies     

6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Teal

7. How is the weather right now? Sunny and Gorgeous!        

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My Dad

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair and Eyes

10. Do you have a significant other? No

11. Favorite TV show? Okay: TGP, Big Brother, Master Chef, Pretty Little Liars, Dance Moms, Glee :)

12. Siblings? Little Brother

13. Height? 5'8

14. Hair color? Black, but it looks brown in sunlight.

15. Eye Color? Dark Brown

16. Do you wear contacts? No, I have perfect vision :D 

17. Favorite Holiday? Halloween!

18. Month? April

19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Of course!

20. What was the last movie you watched? Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 

21. Favorite Day of the Year?   My Birthday       

22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? I'm not sure..

23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? NO.

24. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs!

25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate. Duh.

26. Do you want your friends to respond to this? Sure!

27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you? My best friends.

28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you? My mom (she CANNOT TEXT)

29. What books are you reading? The Lying Game #4, and Messy. 

30. Piercings?    1 on each ear        

31. Favorite movies? All the Harry Potter's, Legally Blonde 1&2, The Parent Trap (remake), and Bridesmaid's.

32. Favorite football Team? Toronto ARGOS! Hehe, gotta stay loyal :)

33. What are you doing right now? Tumblring.

34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Butter, but I'm not big on Popcorn.

37. Dogs or cats? I love both, but I would say Dogs.

38. Favorite flower?     Orchids 

39. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do? Yes

40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? Not best friends, but friends.

41. Have you ever loved someone? no

42. Who would you like to see right now? My cousins. Oh, or Nellie Veitenheimer :)

43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?  Yup.

44. Have you ever fired a gun? NO!

45. Do you like to travel by plane? LOVE.

46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Righty.

47. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1

48. Are you missing someone? My cousins :( 

49. Do you have a tattoo? No.

50. Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? Nope!