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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again

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there will come soft rains by sara teasdale x that one trending baby deer photo

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being here would fix me

switzerland’s earth houses are reminiscent of real hobbit holes

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“you’re so funny” thanks no one wanted to play with me as a little kid so i’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless

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“you’re so funny” thanks no one wanted to play with me as a little kid so i’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) dir. J.J. Abrams

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amazing work haiku bot!

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Anyone seen my dads?

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second one today

tag urself, which crashout core dan are you! (mini hiatus edition)

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I refuse to believe the best years of my life are behind me. I refuse to believe the best years of my life are right now. I refuse to label my years as being the best of my entire life. Good times are always ahead. I have to believe there are always better times coming.

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dan doesn’t want to get married (valid) but he still wants people to see phil as his forever person. like he will cringe at the word ‘husband’ but still make sure everyone sees a video of him pushing phil, a grown ass man, up a hill like a toddler because that’s HIS grown ass man and only he gets to have him and indulge him and pamper him. he just doesn’t want the word for that to be ‘husband’ (or boyfriend). he’s like “we’re immortal tortoises, we’re soulmates, best friends, companions through life” and people go “okay so you’re a couple then?” and he becomes that gif of emma roberts in scream queens where she huffs all frustrated because nooo they’re not a couple, other people, normal people with boring normal relationships are couples and husbands and boyfriends. what he and phil are to each other is so much bigger and more complex and nuanced and unfathomable and no one can understand it. he really thinks he and phil are the first and only people to experience a lifetime kind of love that feels like fate. and honestly who are we to tell him he’s wrong.

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ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

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i LOVE when dan does that thing where he takes phil's badly worded / out of context first sentence and purposely misconstrues it and continues to come up with wilder and wilder interpretations of it for the EXACT purpose of making phil all flustered and giggly (see 5.59 and phil's "imaginary uncle norman"). he knows what he's doing and he knows the reaction he'll get out of it and it delights him. just a kid on a playground relishing in knowing how to make his crush laugh

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happy five years to coty <33