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made me think of some of you <3

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Hello welcome back:)

thank you :D

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ah yes dapgo my favourite politics and current affairs book

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last chapter of Benefits is finally up!! read chapter 4 here :))

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chapter 3 of Benefits is up!! read here

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chapter 2 of Benefits is up! read here

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we are gathered here today to phay our phribute to our pheloved phriend TIT. phardon me. it pheems my phimmense phadness has affected my spheech. i am not pheeling phwell. phomeone phlease phelp

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he tastes like you (only sweeter)

phan 2000s au, 1.8k words (oneshot), rated M

"The only thing I know about girls is that they put a lot of homoerotic stuff between band members on my Tumblr dashboard. And I mean a lot, a lot." Then Dan suddenly looked up at him, that familiar expression on his face that happened whenever he'd come up with something crazy. "Wait, don't do that," Phil said, groaning. "That's your idea face. Your ideas never end well. What's it this time, then?" "If they're into that, surely they'd also be into two sexually ambiguous nerds getting it on," he smirked. "Two sexually ambiguous nerds like... oh, I don't know, me and you?"

Or, Dan comes up with an idea for he and Phil to get girls' attention at a party, but it turns out neither of them care about the girls. Based on this post from dnprompts.

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he tastes like you (only sweeter)

phan 2000s au, 1.8k words (oneshot), rated M

"The only thing I know about girls is that they put a lot of homoerotic stuff between band members on my Tumblr dashboard. And I mean a lot, a lot." Then Dan suddenly looked up at him, that familiar expression on his face that happened whenever he'd come up with something crazy. "Wait, don't do that," Phil said, groaning. "That's your idea face. Your ideas never end well. What's it this time, then?" "If they're into that, surely they'd also be into two sexually ambiguous nerds getting it on," he smirked. "Two sexually ambiguous nerds like... oh, I don't know, me and you?"

Or, Dan comes up with an idea for he and Phil to get girls' attention at a party, but it turns out neither of them care about the girls. Based on this post from dnprompts.

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Benefits

phan fwb to lovers, 2011 era, canon divergent, 1/4 (rated E)

"Stop, stop!" Phil said suddenly, his expression a little softer. "God, what is going on? Before you moved in, we were practically living together and we didn't drive each other this crazy." "I know," Dan said, nodding. "What happened?" They paused for a moment, the air quiet between them. He wasn't wrong. Phil would stay over at his so often that people tended to assume he was living there already. Well, that wasn't all people assumed about them, but that was something they never breathed a word about to each other. Then Phil suddenly looked up at him. "You know what it is? We were having sex."

Or, Dan and Phil come up with an interesting way to settle roommate arguments.

Updates on Sundays!

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Benefits

phan fwb to lovers, 2011 era, canon divergent, 1/4 (rated E)

"Stop, stop!" Phil said suddenly, his expression a little softer. "God, what is going on? Before you moved in, we were practically living together and we didn't drive each other this crazy." "I know," Dan said, nodding. "What happened?" They paused for a moment, the air quiet between them. He wasn't wrong. Phil would stay over at his so often that people tended to assume he was living there already. Well, that wasn't all people assumed about them, but that was something they never breathed a word about to each other. Then Phil suddenly looked up at him. "You know what it is? We were having sex."

Or, Dan and Phil come up with an interesting way to settle roommate arguments.

Updates on Sundays!

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Benefits

phan fwb to lovers, 2011 era, canon divergent, 1/4 (rated E)

"Stop, stop!" Phil said suddenly, his expression a little softer. "God, what is going on? Before you moved in, we were practically living together and we didn't drive each other this crazy." "I know," Dan said, nodding. "What happened?" They paused for a moment, the air quiet between them. He wasn't wrong. Phil would stay over at his so often that people tended to assume he was living there already. Well, that wasn't all people assumed about them, but that was something they never breathed a word about to each other. Then Phil suddenly looked up at him. "You know what it is? We were having sex."

Or, Dan and Phil come up with an interesting way to settle roommate arguments.

Updates on Sundays!

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oh god I’m gonna cum! but first a message from our sponsors who made this possible,

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since its past midnight in the uk now, HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL ILY!!!!

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HELLO????

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stupid bitch (affectionate)

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no really it's fine that's how i always give people cupcakes as well