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hi it's me mod cat flopter so my meds are still fucking expensive and i'm down to my last glucose monitor but the company that sells them still thinks i live at my parents' house and my parents hate me so until i get a new endo can i have money to buy greymarket medical equipment that i need to survive :thumbsup: truly very sorry

paypal: mythologicalnerd@gmail.com

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Wahoo, hiya everyone! It’s-a me, Luigi!

Now, I need to-a talk about something serious. People are-a living their lives in a sad, sad way. They don’t think that they’re-a number one! They think they’re-a number-a one billion! Oh no!

So if you’re-a reading this, I want you to know that Luigi loves you very much. You’re-a gonna do some-a great things, you know! You? You number one! Live life to-a the fullest! You’re-a great, friend!

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Are you still around? I love this blog :(

(why do all my favorites go inactive smh...)

(i'm still around! i've just been very busy as of late, i'd love to return here somehow but i can't find the time. i do miss using this blog though!)

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eek! so apparently I posted some art done by @gladybot on twitter (the Luigi and Daisy artwork), thinking it was a legit render! sorry about doing that, please go check their stuff out! it’s clearly good enough to fool me, aha

have some more official renders while you’re at it..

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luigi can you give us a fun luigi fact

Of course! Did you know that my face is-a drawn on the title screen of Super Mario 64 DS? Just swap from-a Mario to Yoshi, then back to-a Mario, then back to Yoshi and then to Mario again! Wahooie!

(fact from suppermariobroth!)

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hi i know this is a gimick blog and your not actually luigi but your posts genuinely hit me so sweetly in the heart hearing luigi say he thinks im number one means so much to me op i love u i hope u have an amazing time with ur life. may luck be on ur side

(thank you very much!! apologies for the lack of posts, i've been very busy! i'm glad to help tho ^_^)

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Hi me

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You hold a special place in my heart <3

And you hold a special place in my heart! You're oh-so special, keep at it! Wahooie!

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Oh woaw, that's-a so cool!! I hope you get-a better form your cold, but I also hope your marriage goes so well! You the best, oh yeah!

Hey there Luigi! Long time no see! Missed ya so much; How have you been??

I'm doing very well, wahoo! How have you been?

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Hey Luigi, are you excited for the new Mario movie that's coming soon?

Oh yeah! It's-a going to be amazing, I just know it! I'm-a looking so wonderful so far, and I sound like a dream!~

I remember Wario said he wanted to be in, but I haven't heard anything about that so far! I've been hanging out with him a little, he's-a been doing some strange schemes and-a having odd ideas- he mentioned something about being a "trash man"?..

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Do you have any advice or words of encouragement for someone who has to go to work feeling awful bc they're sick and they work at a multi trillion dollar chain store that shall remain unnamed?

Just-a keep your mind happy, and think of the good things while you work! I know things are hard, and big store chains are always no good, but you can do it! You won't be working here forever- think about things you like, and your work shift will go by like lightning! Oh yeah, wahoo!

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luigi you are a so cool

You're cool too, yahooie!

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Daddy~

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Hey there Luigi! Long time no see! Missed ya so much; How have you been??

I'm doing very well, wahoo! How have you been?

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Luigi!!!! We missed you!

I've been very busy, I'm-a so sorry for disappearing! I'd love to get back into the swing of things, oh yeah!

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Thank you Luigi for so many kind words!! :D

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