Lottie/Chuck/Meldei pangender: any pronouns! // cf kid // obsessed with all animals except whales (they know what they did) // send me asks for any reason at allI crave attention always
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#sing rule#i mean you can't see a singing shitpost and NOT sing it#that's illegal#especially since it's Queen Dolly
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minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it
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You've been hacked boo. Those sunglasses post things mean you were hacked.
Yeah I wasn't getting any notifcations bc I got logged out of the app, I'm back now with a better password🕺
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everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd
#i started doing it bc my older sister did it#not like in a ''i wanna be wike YOU sissy!'' way#it was more like ''this bitch thinks she's special but im going to rip that away from her. i am superior. get on the ground peasant.'' way#so i do that now
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Gonna have a heck of a time overcoming the Pavlovian rage response to seeing a fully exposed human face
#for me it's more like i dont even notice why i feel weird at the grocery store and then i panic slightly when i realise#i live in a relatively small town so at this point everyone who was gonna get vaccinated is already vaccinated#but unfortunately i dont think that number of vaccinated homies is as high as i want it to be
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this post is going to appeal to like. two ppl but i think callmekevin would b a funny addition to the 3rd life smp. partly bc he's already down to do chaotic rp and partly bc he'll stop at literally nothing to inconvenience people. you don't even have to explain the concept of red life to him, he'll just start swinging
bonus points: add rtgame too, they'll probably take out a couple of each others lives before making an alliance but it would b very funny i think
#I haven't watched any of 3rd life yet all i know is that grian is involved#and i want nothing more than a kevin and grian collab so i agree wholeheartedly
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i think green is the best color. like it’s not my favorite, but it’s the best out of all of them. if you disagree i’m going to kill you so hard and so fast
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YOU HAVE ENTERED
RADICAL SATURDAY

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adhd is really just like
me in the middle of a breakdown, still crying: ooh i should redesign this oc of mine
#''what do you mean i can't skip this cutscene''#''i dont care if it's important to the plot let me go back to solving puzzles and shit''
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I'm sitting on the empty side of the pier while my house is being cleaned and someone comes up to me to ask if I'm okay, because usually when a clearly queer teenager sits on a ledge it is not a good sign.
Man I appreciate you so much but I'm literally just waiting here until I can go home and take a shit
#shitpost#i may have teared up just because a complete stranger cared#I REALLY DON'T HAVE MUCH GOING ON BUT THE IDEA THAT IF I DID PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO BE THERE FOR ME WITHOUT KNOWING ME?#I'M HAPPY SOBBING ABOUT THAT WHEN I GET HOME
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forgot that fussy was an actual word so when i read it i started wondering what hole you freaks created a new name for
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In other news: I changed my discord nickname to "Garlic (aka Garth)" as a joke and I am clinging to sanity while feeling euphoria at the idea of being called Garth.
Garth? What the hell. What the fuck. I am not going to name myself Garth. But at the same time... Garth. Something about Garth just feels right. But I'll be damned if people's first impression of me is surfer dude/country bumpkin. They wouldn't be wrong but at the same time stop.
#shitpost#trans#GARTH? REALLY BRAIN? THIS IS WHAT TRANSES YOUR GENDER? THIS IS WHAT NOMS YOUR BINARY? YOU BITCH?
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I don't often experience gender dysphoria but that one time my friend said I looked like Yung Gravy and I got excited and told my dad about it and he said "you don't look like that guy, you're too cute!"? Yeah that shit caused psychic damage.
#NOTE: HE DOES NOT KNOW THAT I AM NONBINARY! HE WAS NOT BEING TRANSPHOBIC#also this was like months ago#it just sits in my head#and my friends and i make fun of eachother all the time and i tell my parents bc we laugh over the jokes together#so he probably thought my friend was messing with me#gender dysphoria#shitpost#transgender#transmasc
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