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person on fb i WAS friends with went full on pray for israel and get ready for god to come back and all that mode and i had to finally unfriend them. it'd been a long time coming really, he's kind of dumb anyway outside of his nearsighted political crap, and always is hitting me up everytime he's single like this man is clueless. anyways, religious or not, how can you say pray for a country that literally is bombing everyone and killing millions of innocent people for no reason and then turn around and pull god into it like wtf???? pretty sure any normal and loving god would not commend that at all...

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ugh i just want to be tenderly held in someone's arms again!! why is that too much to ask?!

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add jd vance to the list (we must retaliate in the pope's honor)

i hope kanye west and elon musk and trump die

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breaking news!! never before seen photos found of @elvis-official wandering the mojave desert as previously rumored!!

care to comment on these shocking images, @elvis-official ?! 🎤

(i love you and your blog! thank you for making me laugh!)

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a new shirt that has a picture of jd vance in the middle and says "this man fucked my couch AND killed the pope"

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a suspicious looking account wanted to be friends on fb yesterday with a even more peculiar name that could possibly refer back to pop culture entities I enjoy. profile picture is an obvious filtered edit thats been used to death to make profile pics of new "people" according to reverse image search and content shared doesn't match with typical scammer fodder. seems personal. they sure are friends with a looot of people from my area...🤔

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my ex's new boo wants you to know hes cool and hip with the youngsters so he wears his hat backward to signal this

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smh my ex and her gas station methhead fiancée be like

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how it feels to finally stop caring about the all shade and bs my ex put on my name to people i thought were my friends and rank strangers alike because ive come to realize the real ones know the truth and that's all that matters

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ive been ruminating a lot about my ex lately, trying to make sense of the entire runtime of our lives knowing one another, and it's just so bizarre to me that in grade school she used to cry and whine after me all the time before we became friends, basically when we were just classmates. she would even approach my parents in public and "tattle" and cry that i didn't want to be her friend/was mad at her, etc. i was her only real friend most of our lives, most of her other friends were fair-weathered but i was steady our entire lives. yet now she's just cut me out entirely, thinks she's better than everyone, and has totally shrugged off those who have had her back through thick and thin. people have no consideration for others nowadays and are only in it for whatever they find the most "use" out of at the time. it sucks.

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oh

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also i find it really hilarious my ex still stalks my original and most used tumblr several times a day. yeah you're so happy with new boo that you gotta keep an eye on what im doing and saying every single day, every other hour. sounds legit.

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next time you think you have major issues and are seriously mentally and emotionally unstable, i beg you to think of my ex and feel better about yourself. she and i have known each other for most of our lives, were an item on and off for nearly 11 years, and she started dating some dude online long distance 2 MONTHS ago after she dumped me at the end of 2023, and they got engaged this past Friday (Valentine's Day.) like clearly nobody is thinking logically with the head on their shoulders here. who does that?!?!??! 2 months in and you're already engaged? delulu is the solulu apparently...

christ eating a cracker i'm crushed, but this just proves I probably dodged a bullet in the long run.

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and i thought i was delusional

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this isn't the brag you think it is js 🤮

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my ex is proof most men really will fuck anything with or without a pulse. she lives like a fuckboy herself with an active vermin infestation in her home she does nothing about, a piss-stained mattress on the dirty floor with no bedframe, a pile of dishes in the sink for weeks on end, she's almost 500 lbs (literally) and rarely bathes, she's got 10 lbs of fupa she doesn't wipe properly, she and her mother both are enmeshed narcissists, she's manipulative and only cares about herself at the end of the day, she's a major freeloader and only likes you if you can pay for her trips and shit, she sits on the xbox all day and all night and neglects household chores and duties, I could keep going...

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You ever just look at somebody and know their breath stinks? Donald Trump. You know it's gotta smell like mothballs and egg farts on a regular basis.